Aw, look, baby Pearl wants to play tag with us.

Ready?

Uh-oh.

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[laughing]

Huh?

[babbling]

[screaming]

Huh? Ah. See?

[babbling]

[grunting]

Yeehaw!

[laughing, babbling]

Yeehaw!

[laughing]

[screaming]

[babbling]

There we go. Welcome to Camp SpongeBob.

[meowing]

[laughing, meowing]

[meowing]

Huh?

[laughing]

[meowing]

Huh.

[meowing]

Hit the pitch.

[meowing]

[grunting]

You're out!

[meowing]

[laughing]

[SpongeBob] It was a rainy day.

Once Mr. Tentacles left, I got right to work...

on my next gift of camperly love for him.

Holy cow, Mr. Tentacles, another successful performance.

[kid's voice] You stink.

Everyone's throwing you presents

and someone has one more present for you.

Ah, you shouldn't have, a face mitten.

I've always wanted one. It's like...

[both] A hug for your head.

I love it. I love it.

[babbling]

Sandy! Hey, Sandy! Sandy! Sandy! Sandy!

Huh? What?

Oh, hey, boys, what can I do ya for?

It's dinnertime.

Wanna get food with us?

Nah, y'all go on ahead. I ate a late lunch.

Besides, I could use a little peace and quiet

to finish my new invention.

But you boys have fun now, ya hear?

Okay. Thanks, Sandy. See you later.

[grunting]

Um, it doesn't seem very safe.

Don't be a baby, SpongeBob.

[groaning]

Careful, Patrick!

[circus music playing]

After you.

[groaning]

[sighing]

[screaming] Ow! Ow!

Patrick!

[screaming]

See? Perfectly safe.

So, when we're on the air,

you will keep your martian opinions to yourself.

Right, Harvey?

Oh, Mrs. Puff. There's our next segment.

[grunting]

[gasping]

[ripping]

Martian!

[laughing]

[dinging]

♪ Sugar Squeeze ♪

Sandy wishes it was this dandy.

[laughing]

So... what you think?

Whew whee! Oh, it's good Sugar Squeeze right there.

Sugar Squeeze for all y'all. [laughing]

Whoo hoo!

Ya know something, Narlene? I'm starting to like you.

By the hanging wizards of Maknok.

Ugh. It smells like boiling vomit.

[groaning]

I've been devoured. Huh?

Whoa. I can fly!

I wonder if...

[grunting]

[gasping]

I have superpowers. I'm... a... a superhero.

I need a costume.

[grunting]

[grunting]

Finally, it is done.

Behold world, It is I, Captain Counselor.

Look lively, everyone! That's it. That's it.

Keep those arms up.

[booing, panting]

Mr. Larry, did you know that jellyfish have

the most energy of fish and swimmers

- in the entire ocean? - Nope.

And did you know that they eat and poop out of their mouths?

Ew. Nature is disgusting.

And did you know that a jellyfish can lift

1,000 times its weight?

What?! No way, manta ray!

I'm stronger than a jelly.

Bros and broettes, get on my back!

One.

Two.

I'm gonna catch a jellyfish today.

Well, bye.

It says "Ranger badge", not danger badge.

[gasping]

Hey, Mr. Tentacles. Do you have a ranger badge?

Well, I tried for it once.

[neighing]

[honking]

[screaming, honking]

Never go for a ranger badge.

Why don't you just try for something easy?

A playing dead badge?

No.

A going home badge?

No.

Um, um, uh, here, the making friends badge?

All you need is four signatures.

Will you be my friend?

Oh, computer assistant, I'm home.

Hello, Mr. Plankton. How was your day?

The usual, serving slop to slobs.

How's my Krabs' clone coming along?

Uh, so far, it's a failure.

Yeah, let me guess.

The frankinwich is a second rate failure, too.

I wouldn't say that.

Really?

I would say it's a first rate failure.

[sighing]

[Mrs. Puff] No running! No yelling!

No diving! No splashing! No grinning at me!

And the most important rule of all: no sinking.

Who knows what could happen to you

at the bottom of the lake?

You need to stay where I can see you.

Got it?

Yes, Mrs. Puff.

[sighing]

How good can these things really be anyway?

[laughing]

[laughing]

Achy machy. Such clarity, such flavor!

I'll steal your secrets. I'll make lots of money.

I'll go to college and then... I'll take over the world!

We still have lots of money, but there's nothing left to buy.

Nothing left to buy?

How about upgrading to our most exclusive

and expensive deluxe camp experience?

Sounds fancy.

As fair as you know, it is.

Come on! Hit me with your best shot! Ow.

[laughing]

[grunting]

Ooh. Come on, here I am! Yeah!

[grunting]

Whoa! Nice shot. Whoa.

Huh? Ow. Ow.