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  • Where's your best friend now, SpongeBob?

  • Well, according to this T-shirt,

  • it says, my best friend is right here.

  • [laughing]

  • How about now?

  • Right by my side.

  • [laughing]

  • Wow! Clothing that announces our feelings for each other.

  • Let's get 'em, Patrick.

  • I don't know. What do you wanna do today?

  • [gasping]

  • I know what I wanna do today.

  • I need some money.

  • Uh.

  • Oh.

  • Ooh.

  • Oh.

  • I don't have any money.

  • SpongeBob!

  • I want a balloon, really, really badly!

  • Really, really, badly.

  • It's okay, Patrick.

  • There's lots of money in the

  • First National Bank of SpongeBob.

  • Follow me!

  • Uh oh.

  • I'm broke, too.

  • Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy spot their archenemy, Reflecto,

  • up to no good.

  • SpongeBob.

  • You know what this means?

  • Donuts.

  • Ooh.

  • By the power of Neptune,

  • Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy unite!

  • [panting]

  • The light bulb! Without its warmth, Roger will die!

  • Roger. Without him, the light bulb will have nothing to warm!

  • We did it, Patrick!

  • We saved Roger's life!

  • Good job, boys.

  • I saw the whole thing from behind my one way chalkboard,

  • and I couldn't be happier with your teamwork.

  • I've decided to give you each one Gold Star.

  • Although I am not sure what saving an egg

  • has to do with boating school.

  • Boating school?

  • I thought this was Spanish class.

  • Goodnight, SpongeBob.

  • Good night, rock mate.

  • [meowing]

  • Goodnight, Gary.

  • [snoring]

  • Ooh!

  • No. What was that?

  • [snoring]

  • Ooh!

  • [snoring]

  • Ooh!

  • [laughing]

  • [squealing]

  • [snoring]

  • [snoring]

  • Ooh!

  • Oh.

  • [snoring]

  • [sighing]

  • [snoring]

  • [whimpering]

  • [whimpering]

  • Ahh!

  • [whimpering]

  • [snoring]

  • [mumbling]

  • [mumbling]

  • Poo!

  • [gasping]

  • Spiders!

  • - Spiders! Get 'em off me! - Ow! That does it!

  • - Get 'em off me! - Ow! Patrick, no! Wake up!

  • Ow! Wake up! It's me!

  • - Ow! [indiscernible] - [indiscernible]

  • Uh.

  • [sighing]

  • [sneezing]

  • it appears as though we'll have to plug up these holes.

  • This oughta do the trick.

  • Voilà

  • [sneezing]

  • Feel better?

  • I don't know.

  • Ah!

  • Ah!

  • [gasping]

  • Ah!

  • Help! I'm shrinking!

  • No!

  • Please don't hurt me!

  • No bubbles!

  • Patrick, your treatment is working!

  • You think so?

  • Sure. At this rate, I'll be cured in no time!

  • In fact, I'm gonna call Sandy and tell her not to come.

  • Thanks, Dr. Patrick!

  • And they said I'd never make anything outta myself.

  • Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy unite!

  • We're ready! ManBob...

  • and PatBoy...

  • reporting for duty!

  • SpongeBob, snap out of it!

  • It's me, your best friend, Patrick!

  • What's that?

  • I can't hear you, what with all the lonely voices in my head.

  • Oh man.

  • He's too far gone.

  • Not fit to live in society.

  • Is this all my fault?

  • Me and my dumb ideas!

  • I'm so sorry!

  • Patrick! Your tears!

  • They're melting the glue!

  • Keep crying.

  • I'll do the same and maybe I can slip outta this thing.

  • Look! It worked!

  • Alright!

  • I guess crying does solve your problems after all.

  • Come here, buddy.

  • Well, at least we're together.

  • Should I get the glue?

  • Here, Patrick.

  • Have a Krabby Patty.

  • There he is, Patrick. Say your line.

  • Why, thank you, Sandy.

  • I would love one. Take patty.

  • Too bad SpongeBob isn't here.

  • These are his favorites.

  • I sure wish he'd come home.

  • Take a bite.

  • I can't do it!

  • SpongeBob! Come back!

  • Patrick, I'm not coming home.

  • I miss you!

  • Sandy misses you!

  • Even Squidward misses you!

  • Wee!

  • [mumbling]

  • I'm happy here.

  • This is my home now.

  • No!

  • SpongeBob!

  • I wish we had something to eat though.

  • Look what I've got.

  • Rectangles!

  • Not just any rectangles.

  • Candy bars!

  • Oh.

  • All we have to do is make 'em last the rest of our lives.

  • Thanks, SpongeBob.

  • I think I'll eat it now.

  • Ahh!

  • [burping]

  • [laughing]

  • I guess we'll never have fun together again.

  • You said you found my dislodged cranial cap last time?

  • Yes.

  • Where exactly did you find it?

  • Uh.

  • It was right here.

  • Hmm. Impossible.

  • If I landed, here,

  • the trajectory of my dismembered skull

  • would cause it to come to rest,

  • not there, but here!

  • Exactly five meters due north.

  • But if that's your head, then why did I pick up over...

  • Brain Coral!

  • No wonder you got so smart, buddy.

  • Here you go, Patrick, your old head.

  • Are you sure you want to give up being smart

  • and phositicated to be my friend again?

  • Knowledge can never replace friendship.

  • I prefer to be an idiot.

  • Not just an idiot. Patrick, you're also my pal.

  • Uh.

  • Patrick.

  • Say something, Patrick.

  • Hi, SpongeBob.

  • Patrick, you're back!

  • Patrick, you're back.

  • [laughing]

  • [laughing]

  • Nice try, burglar! But SpongeBob's my best friend

  • and he'd never steal from me!

  • No, really, Patrick!

  • Look!

  • [gasping]

  • ♪ It's the best friends forever, Best friends forever ring ♪

  • Our friendship ring.

  • It is you!

  • How could you do this?

  • If it makes you feel any better,

  • I haven't looked inside.

  • That's it, SpongeBob!

  • You have crossed the line!

  • As of right now, this friendship is over!

  • [gasping]

  • Really?

  • Nah, you can look inside, if you really want to.

  • Are, are, are, are you sure you wanna give me this mayonnaise?

  • it's all yours.

  • And these old phone books?

  • All yours, old friend.

  • Patrick, there is one more thing I want you to have.

  • Oh!

  • [gasping]

  • Old Reliable!

  • [crying]

  • Alright, remember, guys, this is an intervention.

  • So, we need to make sure that above all,

  • SpongeBob knows how much we all care about him.

  • Why don't we just destroy him and get it over with?

  • Here, here.

  • You leave my best friend alone!

  • It was just a suggestion!

  • Patrick, I want you to take this to remember me by.

  • You're giving me Old Reliable?

  • Oh!

  • I accept your apology!

  • Oh, come here you big lug!

  • [crying]

  • Aw.

  • They do this all the time!

  • I'm serious, I... ugh, never mind.

  • I'm staying in Bikini Bottom.

  • Hooray!

  • Wanna go jellyfishing?

  • I just got a new net!

  • So did I.

  • My best friend made it for me.

  • [laughing]

  • Shh!

  • Okay, okay. You can be a spy.

  • Just be quiet.

  • Hooray!

  • We're spy buddies!

  • Just...

  • Spy buddies.

  • Your instructions are on this Krabby Patty.

  • But remember,

  • the fate of the Krusty Krab rests in your hands, SpongeBob.

  • In my hands. Ooh.

  • Ooh.

  • Your mission, if you choose to accept it,

  • is to discover what Plankton's up to.

  • Don't let him out of your sight

  • And you'll need to rustle up some spy gadgets.

  • If you don't accept it, you're fired.

  • This Patty will self destruct in ten seconds.

  • Oh! Oh!

  • Get rid of it!

  • Get rid of it, Patrick!

  • That's gonna leave a mark.

  • Oh, buddy, let's never forget this lesson.

  • And let's also not forget, who's going to clean this place up.

  • Oh, woo.

  • Better get started.

  • You've got a lot of work to do.

  • Bet I can clean up faster than you.

  • Oh yeah? Betcha can't.

  • - Yes, I can . - No, I can.

  • [arguing]

  • Look at this.

  • Hi, Patrick.

  • Patrick, it's me, SpongeBob.

  • SpongeBob, what are you doing in there?

  • - Patrick. - Oh my gosh!

  • SpongeBob's stuck inside this rock!

  • Oh!

  • Hold on, buddy! I'll get you out!

  • SpongeBob!

  • - Patrick? - SpongeBob!

  • [crying]

  • SpongeBob!

  • Patrick, I'm right behind you!

  • There you are.

  • Happy Valentine's Day.

  • Here's your present.

  • Patrick!

  • SpongeBob!

  • I'm glad you passed the test.

  • I'm glad you have a license.

  • And to prove it, I made you this.

  • Let's put it on your boat mobile, buddy.

  • Oh.

  • I don't have the boat mobile anymore.

  • What?

  • It stopped working, so I threw it away.

  • The needle was on E.

  • I figured that must mean end.

  • Oh.

  • Then what do we do with this?

  • How's that?

  • Yeah.

  • Ready, buddy?

  • Ready, Pal!

  • Woo! Woo!

  • What a surprise.

  • I invited them in and I left them alone.

  • Well, Squidward.

  • What have we learned today?

  • Guess what, Squidward?

  • Me and SpongeBob are friends again.

  • Great. Go be friends somewhere else.

  • Don't you want us to help you clean this up a little?

  • No! Out!

  • Psst. I think he's jealous.

  • How pathetic.

  • Hi, SpongeBob.

  • Oh, hi, Patrick.

  • I'm confused.

  • Yes, I am.

  • Patrick, everyone is running away from me.

  • Watch.

  • Hi, building.

  • I just don't get it!

  • I don't either.

  • Maybe it's the way you're dressed.

  • Nah.

  • Maybe it's your voice.

  • [laughing]

  • Good one, Patrick.

  • Well, maybe it's just because you're ugly.

  • Ugly?

  • You've got to be kidding me.

  • Patrick, I have a confession to make.

  • I was really scared about going on this ride.

  • Me too.

  • I didn't know how to tell you because...

  • well, I didn't want to disappoint you.

  • I didn't want you to be disappointed in me.

  • But now we don't have to face our fears.

  • The ride is broken!

  • Yeah!

  • Oh, wait. It's fine.

  • Huh?

  • Have fun.

  • [screaming]

  • Patrick, I don't wanna face my fears!

  • I'm afraid of 'em!

  • [whimpering]

  • Goodbye, Patrick.

  • Goodbye, SpongeBob.

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • Please wait until the care has come to a complete stop

  • and stop crying!

  • It's over. You can get out now.

  • We did it!

  • We conquered our fears!

  • We stopped crying!

  • We survived the Fist-O-Pain!

  • Hey, hold it right there.

  • You forgot these.

  • Our spines! Yeah!

  • Gallop, you scallops!

  • Yeah! Sandy's here. Woo!

  • Look, Patrick. It's here!

  • It's there!

  • The best valentine in the whole wide world is right behind you!

  • Sure it is.

  • I'm telling you, it's right there! Turn around!

  • - Uh uh. - Patrick just turn around!

  • Turn around! - Hey, Nincompoop! Turn around!

  • You must think I'm pretty dumb, huh?

  • Yes!

  • Turn around!

  • No!

  • Turn around!

  • Nuh uh! I'm gonna say this once and I'm not gonna say it again!

  • So, pay attention!

  • I am not, I repeat,

  • not going to turn around for any reason, ever!

  • - Howdy, Patrick! - Hi, Sandy!

  • [gasping]

  • [mumbling]

  • Happy Valentine's Day, Patrick!

  • Yay!

  • Yay!

  • My valentine!

  • Hey, is this solid chocolate?

  • Patrick, no!

  • Oh, SpongeBob,

  • you didn't have to give me anything.

  • You're setting us free?

  • Well, actually, I'm just going to eat you.

  • See you at dinner.

  • [screaming]

  • Wait! I have an idea.

  • Really? What is it?

  • Let's leave!

  • But the door is locked and the only way out is through the...

  • perfume department!

  • Let's do it.

  • [gasping]

  • [coughing]

  • [gasping]

  • [coughing]

  • [whimpering]

  • [gasping]

  • I always hate going in there.

  • Yeah.

  • Okay. You're good to go.

  • It's all yours.

  • This one's one for all the models.

  • I thought we weren't betting.

  • No. I mean, whoever wins this hole wins the game.

  • [mumbling]

  • What's going on here?

  • [screaming]

  • [meowing]

  • Hole in one!

  • Good morning.

  • Sorry we woke you.

  • What? What?

  • Good game, pal.

  • Rematch next Saturday?

  • Rain or shine, SpongeBob.

  • Rain or shine.

  • Hey, SpongeBob! Wanna go jellyfishing?

  • Sorry, Patrick. I can't. I have school today.

  • What am I supposed to do all day while you're at school?

  • I don't know. What do you normally do when I'm gone?

  • Wait for you to get back.

  • Wait a second, Patrick.

  • Why don't you come to school with me?

  • Hey, that's a great idea.

  • You and me, in school together as classmates, think about it!

  • Wha...

  • Say, you're good.

  • Thanks.

  • Ha!

  • Darn!

  • Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white, as

  • pickle fish lips!

  • Beep.

  • Seaweavel.

  • Yorgischmorgies.

  • At least I'm safe inside my mind.

  • At least safe inside my mind.

  • Stop!

  • - Afternoon, Regg. - Whoa, whoa, Little man,

  • You still can't go in.

  • Well, that makes me pretty mad.

  • Oh yeah?

  • Yeah.

  • I might have to beat someone up

  • just to get rid of all this blind fury.

  • Wow.

  • I feel pretty sorry for the next guy who looks at me funny.

  • Mmm.

  • What about that guy?

  • [gasping]

  • I uh... don't be silly.

  • He's not bothering anybody.

  • I mean, not like that guy.

  • Who, Me?

  • Yeah, you. Sanding there all smiling and whatnot.

  • Somebody ought to teach you some manners!

  • Okay, but I must warn you,

  • I happen to be a world championship...

  • um...

  • I don't care if you're the demon seed of Davy Jones!

  • You're going down, Tubby!

  • Tubby?

  • Nobody calls me Tubby!

  • Wait, Patrick! You're supposed to let me win, remember?

  • Oh yeah.

  • No! Please wait!

  • Oh.

  • No.

  • Please.

  • Have mercy!

  • [screaming]

  • Woo!

  • Woo!

  • Woo!

  • Woo!

  • Woo!

  • ♪ It tastes like Beans and bacon ♪

  • ♪ And smells like It's been dead ♪

  • ♪ Writing stuff is hard so I use a pointy pencil ♪

  • ♪ Pointy, pointy, pointy. Pointy, pointy, point ♪

  • ♪ P-eww what's That horrible smell? ♪

  • ♪ I have a head. It ends in a point ♪

  • ♪ Pointy, pointy, pointy. Pointy, pointy, point ♪

  • ♪ This song is over. Except for this line ♪

  • ♪ You win this round, Broccoli ♪

  • That was awesome!

  • Did you like it, or did you really, really like it?

  • Give me your completely honest opinion about how great it was!

  • Oh. Mm.

  • How do I put this delicately?

  • That was the best song I ever heard!

  • Do you really think so?

  • We need to get that song on the radio!

  • Let's go right now. Come on!

Where's your best friend now, SpongeBob?

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