I was engaged one time. Do you remember that?

Jay Leno: Yeah, I remember when you were engaged.

Jerry: Yes, but I didn't get married.

Jay: No, and you cost me a ton of dough.

Jerry: Yeah, well you had a, we had planned a

Jay: This is unbelievable, I had, he said, I had the job.

It was the biggest job I'd ever had up to that point.

I'll tell you how much it was, it was $8,000.

I was supposed to go to Atlanta, to this concert for something.

Jerry: That's cool, the biggest job.

Jay: It is the biggest job, it's 8,000, I said,

this is unbelievable, it's in three months,

it's on this date, I called you to tell you about it.

He calls me back, two weeks, I'm getting married,

I met this girl. What day? May 8th.

I said, "You idiot, that's the date of my gig."

Jerry: Was that really the date?

Jay: Yes, that was the date, you idiot.

Because you owe me $8,000.

So, I said, "Jerry, Jerry, can't you move it, can't you move it?"

He goes, "No, I can't move it."

I said, "Do you love this girl?

Are you really going to get married?"

"Yes." "You're sure."

"Yes, yes, I'm getting married."

"Are you sure?" All right, I call the guy up, "I can't do it."

He goes, "Well, I can't move the date." I said, [cries] "All right, give it to somebody else.

I've got to go to Seinfeld's wedding."

Three days before the wedding, "Jay, the wedding's off."

Aah! [laughter]

Jerry: There was never any girl, ever.

It was just, I just didn't want him to make that much money.

Jay: Oh, boy.