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  • - Just eating butter like a Popsicle huh Boyle?

  • - Yeah, I know I'm spoiling myself, but I'm depressed.

  • Or have you forgotten that Jake, my best friend

  • is in prison?

  • - Wait, Jake's in prison?

  • - Yeah, he and Rosa were framed

  • for a bunch of bank robberies by Lieutenant Hawkins.

  • - Oh right, and where's Gina?

  • - On maternity leave.

  • We were all at her baby shower last week.

  • - Okay, and why am I bleeding?

  • - I don't know Hitchcock.

  • - Oh, so you don't have all the answers.

  • I'm bleeding 'cause my piece of crap son-in-law bit me.

  • - Look, we all miss Jake and Rosa, which is why

  • we have to keep working the case.

  • There has to be some way to exonerate 'em.

  • - I've been looking but I can't find anything,

  • and I don't know what to do.

  • - I can't find anything and I don't know what to do.

  • Title of your sex tape.

  • - What is happening right now?

  • - They caught Hawkins trying to flee the country.

  • She confessed to everything, and they let me out.

  • - Oh my God, Jake is it really you, are you really here?

  • - You know it baby.

  • But first, I gotta hug my best friend.

  • - What? - Welcome back Peralta.

  • I just heard from the mayor.

  • To apologize for what happened to you

  • they're sending you to Disney World.

  • You and one male guest.

  • - As long as I don't have to go on any of the scary rides.

  • - I just go for the shows.

  • (laughs)

  • - [All] Boyle, Boyle, Boyle, Boyle, Boyle, Boyle.

  • - Boyle!

  • Were you dreaming about Jake again?

  • - Why did you wake me up, I told you never to wake me up.

  • - So I got assigned to this one rookie

  • and on his training day I made him smoke

  • angel dust at gun point.

  • King Kong aint got nothing on me.

  • - Isn't that the plot and tagline of--

  • - The movie "Training Day," yes great observation Tank.

  • It's because it's based on my life.

  • - Lunch is over, bus your trays.

  • Now Peralta.

  • - I haven't finished my lemon cookie Bull.

  • - And you're not gonna get to either, give it to me.

  • - Oh you want the cookie.

  • (inmates groan)

  • There's your cookie.

  • - You're going in the hole.

  • - Oh I'm going in the hole?

  • - Yeah. - Yeah, bring it on.

  • - [Inmates] Jake, Jake, Jake.

  • - Remember what you saw here.

  • You can lock me up, but one day I'll get out of here

  • and I'll come for you, I'll come for all of you.

  • Hey warden what's up?

  • - Next time don't wait too long to spit the cookie.

  • I've been waiting in here for four minutes and it's gross.

  • - Oh man it really is.

  • - Okay snitch time, what's up with Romero?

  • - All right he's got a delivery coming in

  • on Wednesday night.

  • One of the cafeteria workers is smuggling something in

  • with the produce.

  • (laughs)

  • - Great, see ya Thursday.

  • - Wait, what?

  • You're just gonna leave me in here in solitary.

  • - You spit in a guards face, that's five days in the hole.

  • - Yeah but I mean you made me do that.

  • - We don't want anybody getting suspicious huh, have fun.

  • (banging on door)

  • Try not to go crazy.

  • - Okay, no big deal.

  • Five days is nothing.

  • I'm not afraid to be alone with my thoughts,

  • my thoughts are awesome.

  • Die Hard 6 on a cruise ship, pizza bagel restaurant,

  • my father never loved me, I'm gonna die alone.

  • Oh boy, that happened fast.

  • Guard, guard!

  • - Okay we're all set up in there Mr. Peralta.

  • Just sign here.

  • - What's all set up, what's going on?

  • - Oh thank you for asking Terence.

  • You see, the food in prison was inedible,

  • all I thought about day and night were the things

  • I wished I was eating.

  • And you Amy, I thought about you a lot,

  • sex with you, just us doing sex with foreplay.

  • - Great save babe, thanks.

  • - And so I decided to make my food fantasy come true.

  • Unbutton your pants and take off your shoes

  • 'cause there's gonna be a doink load of sodium

  • at Freedom Feast 2017.

  • We begin where all great stories begin,

  • in the quaint little town of French Fry Village.

  • After that we're gonna move our adventure over

  • to Cheeseburger Mountain, which consists, you guessed it,

  • of turkey burgers, I'm kidding, it's cheese burgers.

  • This is kinda just stuffing, you can avoid that,

  • but it's attached to the Thanksgiving turkey theme,

  • 'cause I was thinking about that a lot up in the jail.

  • And finally we have a big old Passover brisket

  • 'cause you know I loves my mom.

  • If you would all take a seat while I make a toast.

  • Kindly raise your two liters.

  • To freedom, to you, and most importantly to orange drink.

  • And sex with Amy.

  • - [All] Sex with Amy.

  • - Sorry, shouldn't have said that last part.

  • (alarm blaring)

  • Halloween.

  • It's heist time.

  • (Jake screams)

  • - Thought you'd get a head start on heist prep, good luck.

  • I'm already dressed.

  • - Well, I'm also dressed, and I made breakfast.

  • Wait, where are my eggs?

  • - In my belly.

  • (screams)

  • Now get a move on, it's heist time.

  • - I love Halloween.

  • Hey Charles, can we talk in the briefing room for a sec

  • 'cause there's a question I gotta ask you.

  • - Uh-huh.

  • It's happening, Jake is gonna pop the question.

  • He's gonna ask me to be his BM.

  • - No. - Uh-uh.

  • - BM, best man, it's a common abbreviation.

  • - No one but you has ever used it.

  • - I am so relieved, I thought maybe he was gonna ask

  • one of Amy's brothers, or uh, Serge.

  • - Hey man, come on.

  • - [Jake] Charles!

  • - Oh my God.

  • - Okay so I know this is a lot to ask.

  • - No it's not, I wanna do it.

  • - You wanna cover my shift this weekend

  • so I can go to the White Plains Mall and meet

  • Daryl Strawberry at the opening of a cellphone store?

  • - Yes.

  • It's exactly what I was hoping you'd ask.

  • - Great, thanks.

  • You sure it's okay.

  • - Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

  • I'm very happy about it.

  • It'll be fun, it'll be fun.

  • Look at my smile.

  • I have to go now.

  • - [All] Surprise!

  • - Oh my God.

  • Jake.

  • - What do you say bud, will you be my BM?

  • - Yes, yes a million times yes.

  • In your face Terry.

  • - What I'm holding a sparkler for you,

  • I helped organize a lot of this.

  • - Well you can stick that sparkler up your butt,

  • I'm a best man.

  • - Okay, hole me.

  • - Nothing but mouth.

  • - Whoa, impressive.

  • - Are you kidding me that's nothing.

  • Diaz has been chucking d-holes into my mouthpiece

  • since we were back at the academy,

  • check this out.

  • (upbeat music)

  • (cheering)

  • ♪ Express yourself ♪

  • ♪ I'm expressing with my full capabilities ♪

  • ♪ And now I'm living in correctional facilities ♪

  • ♪ 'Cause some don't agree with how I do this ♪

  • (cheering)

  • ♪ I'm dropping flavor, my behavior is hereditary ♪

  • (cheering)

  • (gasps) - Uh-oh.

  • Heads!

  • - What the?

  • It's finally happening.

  • - Gobble, gobble.

  • Tommy Gobblers back and he wants to hear

  • what you turkeys are thankful for.

  • - Charles, you gotta stop.

  • - No, I don't gobble understand people.

  • - But Charles-- - Gobble.

  • - Dude. - Gobble.

  • - Gobble, gobble, your tail feather is caught

  • in the gobble door.

  • - Thank you, gobble, wait what?

  • (Charles screams)

  • Oh.

  • - I think your feathers are ripping, gobble.

  • (fabric tearing) - Gobble.

  • - Hey Jake, guess who just called me?

  • - The Jerky Boys, they're back.

  • - No, what?

  • No. - No.

  • - DC Parlov, he's in town for Legend Con,

  • and he has a case for us.

  • - Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.

  • - Parlov, didn't he write those Sky Fire books,

  • I thought he turned out to be a jerk.

  • - Yeah, but ever since Jake and I saved his life,

  • he's actually been very nice.

  • He even sent me a Christmas gift,

  • a full scale replica of the Sword of Opadoma.

  • (Jake groans)

  • - Why are you so excited, you don't care

  • about those stupid books?

  • - I actually did read all of them in prison,

  • they're the greatest books I've ever read,

  • and I've read Cujo.

  • - Jake and I really bonded over Sky Fire, watch this.

  • Favorite moment in the series.

  • - [Both] The summoning of Bella Castro.

  • - Second favorite.

  • - [Both] The Scarlet Feast.

  • - Third favorite.

  • - [Both] When you thought Kolar had been swallowed

  • by the Norleth but he had just switched armor

  • with Samling the betrayer in the battle of Orcastle.

  • - Fourth favorite?

  • - Three was plenty, so was zero.

  • - Okay I can see that you're skeptical Rosa,

  • but how about this.

  • Come with us on the case, I know you think it's dumb

  • but Sky Fire is actually very smart, and dark and adult.

  • It's not for nerds at all.

  • - Oh, on our way there should we sing

  • the Elvish hunting song?

  • ♪ Sharpen your swords and string your bows ♪

  • ♪ The beasts have gone away. ♪

  • - I'll get back to you guys by the end of the day

  • with all the logistics.

  • - Sergeant Terence Jeffords, four years ago

  • on this exact date you told me I was too old

  • to learn how to do the worm.

  • I vowed on that day to prove you a fool,

  • and today I shall.

  • Check it.

  • (upbeat music)

  • (Jake groans)

  • More fire, ba ba ba ba bow.

  • - As I was telling the squad,

  • our old CO Captain McGintley just passed away.

  • - Oh no.

  • - We're going to Los Angeles for the funeral next week.

  • I'll have the travel details later.

  • - Hey has anyone seen the worm because

  • this funky chicken's hungry.

  • - Charles, a man has died, read the room.

  • - And so concludes this years secret santa drawing.

  • Just a quick reminder of the rules,

  • $40 limit, no perishable items, and no home made

  • massage coupons Hitchcock.

  • - Fine, then everyone will have to pay full price for them.

  • - Oh Captain, I would like a $40 gift card

  • to any restaurant that serves nachos.

  • - I don't have you Peralta.

  • - Not only do I know that you do indeed have me,

  • but I also know who everyone else has.

  • - That's not possible.

  • - Perhaps not for ordinary men such as yourself Jeffords,

  • but for the brilliant mind

  • of Detective Jacob Sherlock Peralta,

  • I legally changed my name, it's quite simply elementary.

  • For you see Amy made a face I only recognize

  • from our bedroom which means that she has Captain Holt.

  • Charles has Terry, his eyes keep shifting over to him.

  • - No they don't.

  • - Terry look disgusted which means he has Hitchcock,

  • Rosa didn't draw a name, nor did she put one in,

  • she doesn't wanna participate.

  • Hitchcock moves his mouth when he reads,

  • and he quite clearly said Charles.

  • - I did get Charles.

  • - Scully has Amy, he's holding his paper name side out.

  • - Oh he's good.

  • - And I have Scully which means Captain Holt has me,

  • I'll be taking that gift card, daddy loves nachos.

  • - Shall we draw the names again and leave Jake out?

  • - [All] Yeah.

  • - No Sherlock wants a present.

  • - Thank you Margaret.

  • - You're welcome Raymond.

  • - Seamus Murphy.

  • - That's right.

  • Remember how I saved your detectives from prison

  • in exchange for a favor?

  • The time has come--

  • - Wait this isn't my order.

  • - What?

  • - This isn't my omelet, I only eat omelets on vacation.

  • - Yeah, I don't care what you eat,

  • I'm here to call in the favor that you owe me.

  • - Really, what if I say no?

  • - This is you asking me for intel and promising

  • to pay me back, how do you think this would look

  • to your bosses, especially now that you're up

  • for the Commissioner job?

  • Yeah, I know everything.

  • - So, what do you want from me?

  • - A permit to throw a block party?

  • We don't even have to break the law, this is fantastic news.

  • - I am not giving Seamus Murphy that permit.

  • He only wants to use the block party

  • as a cover for something criminal.

  • A robbery, a murder, or something worse.

  • - You don't know that for sure, and that's your loophole.

  • - I don't believe in loopholes.

  • - What?

  • Loopholes are the best, remember that time

  • when Pancake Palace had that all you can eat deal

  • but they didn't set a time limit.

  • I ate pancakes for a week for 3.99.

  • All I had to do was sleep there and never shower.

  • - What?

  • Thanks for the invite friend.

  • - I will not be using a loophole Peralta.

  • As always I'll be using the main hole or no hole,

  • I choose no hole.

  • - You just said hole way too much sir.

  • - And that's coming from Charles.

  • - Yes, that's concerning.

  • - Oh you think you know someone Jake, unbelievable.

  • - Accounts of the first Punic war in the year 263--

  • - Ah yes the first pubic war, the sexiest of all wars.

  • Hi Dr. Alberin Einstive, I've an urgent question for you

  • about Ancient Greece, shall we walk?

  • - Of course, Dr, I feel like you said Einstive?

  • - Yes that's correct, it's a family name.

  • - What is going on?

  • - Captain Holt sent me, just follow my lead.

  • Your theory is wrong, the Greeks did not

  • climb out of the Trojan horses butt.

  • - Put this on.

  • - A rose shearing hat at work,

  • people will think I'm demented.

  • - Just put it on.

  • - Kevin, Dr Einstive.

  • - Ah Professor McGonagall.

  • - Why is Boyle dressed as me?

  • - Shh.

  • Get in.

  • - But this cart is-- - Get in.

  • Professor. - Student.

  • (dramatic music)

  • - Hello Kevin, it's me Raymond Holt.

  • We need to get you to safety, your life is in danger.

  • - Peralta there was a boss B&E at a jewelry store

  • in Atlanta that just turned into a hostage situation,

  • they want you to be the negotiator.

  • - Oh my God, my prayers have finally been answered.

  • - You prayed for a hostage situation?

  • - Yes I did, every single day.

  • - I don't understand, why isn't ESU handling this?

  • - Apparently the hostage taker asked for Jake by name.

  • - Oh yes, it's getting even cooler.

  • Oh man I wonder who it is?

  • Ooh, maybe it's the brother of someone I put away for life.

  • Ooh, or the identical twin of someone I put away for life.

  • Ooh, or the fraternal twin of--

  • - Jake, just get down there, and take Diaz with you.

  • - Yep, yep, yep, yep, how do I look?

  • It doesn't matter, let's go negotiate.

  • (sirens wailing)

  • Hey everyone, I'm here, I'm Jake Peralta,

  • the negotiator.

  • - Oh so you're Jake Peralta.

  • - The negotiator, yes.

  • Who are you?

  • - Dennis Cole, ESU, this was my crime scene

  • before you bozos got here.

  • - Nice to meet you too Dennis.

  • - I've spent 10 years as a negotiator

  • and you just took my first hostage situation.

  • All I've done up 'til now is talk jumpers off of rooftops.

  • - But that must be satisfying in it's own way right?

  • - Yeah, really satisfying saving a crazy persons life.

  • Whatever, here's a little advice,

  • I don't like you two.

  • - Not so much advice as it is a hurtful statement

  • based on limited interaction.

  • - He wants to talk to you.

  • Get the hell in there.

  • - Ooh, it says negotiator on it.

  • This is Jake Peralta, I am unarmed,

  • and I'm approaching the building.

  • You wanted to talk to me.

  • - Keep those hands in the air.

  • Now wave them like you just don't care.

  • - What?

  • - I'm just messing with ya Peralta,

  • put your hands down, give me a hug baby.

  • - Judy!

  • (tense music)

  • Oh yeah.

  • (tapping on desk)

  • - I'm Philip Davidson, Detective Jake Peralta

  • asked me to drop by.

  • - Hmm, the dentist who murdered someone.

  • Spoiler alert, they think you did it.

  • Can you show him to interrogation room C please.

  • Have fun in there.

  • - Thank you.

  • - What are you smiling about?

  • - How uncomfortable this guy is?

  • Jacked up the thermostat, got the table all sticky,

  • made one of the chair legs too short,

  • and worst of all, I had Gina greet him.

  • - What did you have her do?

  • - Be herself.

  • - Poor son of a bitch.

  • - Yeah, why are you wearing a tuxedo?

  • - Kevin and I are attending the opera.

  • - Ooh, the opera, is it the one Bugs Bunny sings?

  • - Yes, so who's this?

  • - This is Philip Davidson.

  • - What do we have on him?

  • - Clear motive, clear means,

  • and a non-existent alibi but the DA won't bring a charge

  • because he says it's all circumstantial.

  • If we wanna bring this guy down we have to get him

  • to confess right here, right now.

  • - Hmm, an interrogation with a ticking clock,

  • and everything on the line.

  • I better call Kevin and tell him I won't be

  • attending the opera, there's someone else

  • I'd rather hear sing.

  • - Oh damn!

  • - Hello Kevin, I won't be joining you

  • at the opera tonight - I'm sorry I didn't know

  • you were on the phone already.

  • - The tickets are under - Oh damn

  • - My name, H-O--

  • Santiago, your test results on the sergeants exam

  • has arrived.

  • - Ooh, everybody make room, Amy needs adequate space

  • to do her signature dork dance.

  • - I don't know if there's gonna be a dork dance.

  • Look how small that envelope is.

  • That's not a big good news envelope,

  • that's a little bad news envelope.

  • - What, that's nuts.

  • Serge, tell her envelope size doesn't matter.

  • - If I'm being honest I got a much bigger envelope.

  • - Oh God.

  • - Unhelpful Terry, very unhelpful.

  • - Mine was bigger too.

  • - Okay, I just won't ever open it,

  • that way I'll never get rejected.

  • - Fine, I'll open it.

  • - No!

  • (Jake groans)

  • - Do it harder.

  • - I opened it.

  • You passed!

  • - Oh my God, I'm gonna be a sergeant.

  • - You're gonna be a sergeant.

  • (all cheering)

  • - Oh no it's happening.

  • Woo!

  • - That's my future wife.

  • Pigeons still here?

  • - Yeah, no matter what we do he just won't leave.

  • - The problem is you're thinking like detectives.

  • - No I'm definitely not.

  • - When you should be thinking like a bird.

  • This is Operation Saving Private Pigeon.

  • On my mark I will turn on this fan,

  • gently startling our bird due east

  • into the file box canyon where he will encounter

  • Charles holding two pot lids.

  • He'll bang them together, forcing Private Pigeon

  • into the ceiling there, and out of the ceiling there,

  • where he will be greeted by scary Rosa,

  • holding a scary picture of an owl.

  • Now he's playing our game.

  • He'll veer left into an upside down garbage can,

  • propped up by a hockey stick

  • and connected to a string that Gina is holding.

  • She pulls it, he's trapped, and Terry releases him outside.

  • - Terry hates birds.

  • - Okay little friend, let's get you home to momma.

  • (fan whirring) (Jake screams)

  • Oh God, it flew right into the fan, it's everywhere.

  • There's pigeon everywhere!

  • So, do you recognize any of these men?

  • - I was hiding in the bathroom stall

  • so I didn't see his face but I heard him.

  • He was singing along to the music at the bar.

  • - Do you remember what he was singing?

  • - I think it was that song, "I want it that way."

  • - Backstreet Boys, I'm familiar.

  • Okay.

  • Number one could you please sing the opening

  • to "I want it that way."

  • - Really?

  • Okay.

  • ♪ You are, my fire ♪

  • - Number two, keep it going.

  • ♪ The one desire ♪

  • - Number three.

  • ♪ Believe when I say ♪

  • - Number four.

  • ♪ I want it that way ♪

  • ♪ Tell me why ♪

  • ♪ Aint nothing but a heartache ♪

  • ♪ Tell me why ♪

  • ♪ Aint nothing but a mistake ♪

  • ♪ Now number five ♪

  • ♪ I never wanna hear you say ♪

  • ♪ I want it that way ♪

  • - Oh chills, literal chills.

  • - It was number five, number five killed my brother.

  • - Oh my God, I forgot about that part.

  • - Charles, wanna grab a beer before you go home?

  • - Oh a yeast feast.

  • - Never mind.

  • - No, no, no, I wanna go it's just there's a huge

  • emergency I have to deal with first.

  • - Oh no, is everything okay?

  • - It's about my food truck,

  • I have to get a parking spot.

  • - That doesn't sound as intense

  • as you were making it out to be.

  • - Move your arse you old bitch.

  • - What is happening?

  • - We have to get there by seven o'clock

  • when they lift the parking restrictions.

  • It's the best spot in Brooklyn and everyone wants it.

  • - Get the hell out of the way.

  • (car horn blaring)

  • - Charles, I highly doubt the entire food truck industry

  • is racing to get into this one spot, it's not Mad Max.

  • - We're neck and neck with rice pudding,

  • you've got Korean Tacos on your six.

  • - Oh my God, it's real, we're on the Fury Road.

  • Witness me (drowned out by music)

  • - Hold on tight.

  • (screams)

  • - Here comes the bachelor, all dressed in my nice jacket

  • I only wear for special events.

  • - Oh you're already on fire.

  • - Thank you my friend, and gentlemen,

  • welcome to my bachelor party.

  • This is the elite party squad,

  • that is assuming the captain is ready to let loose.

  • - Captain, I don't think so.

  • I want you guys to think of me as one of the boys,

  • so tonight I'll be swapping out my captains hat

  • for my Kangol hat, call me Raymond.

  • - Okay Raymond in the Kangol hat,

  • I will definitely call you Raymond,

  • Raymond in the Kangol hat.

  • This is the best night of my life.

  • - Mine too, Sharon gave me permission to get wasted.

  • She's even putting a pasta pot next to the bed

  • in case I hurl.

  • - Smart, I'm definitely putting a pasta pot

  • on our wedding registry.

  • Charles, tell us everything we're doing tonight.

  • - Well that could take a long time,

  • I've been planning this bachelor party for 10 years.

  • - I met Amy eight years ago.

  • - What does she have to do with this?

  • - Jake, hey I'm happy for you both.

  • No, no, tonight is about creating a bond

  • that will last forever, tonight is about the Bach Boys.

  • - We can brainstorm the name later.

  • - No we can't because I already made fanny packs.

  • - Well that settles that.

  • - This clearly says Bach Boys.

  • - No it's Bach, you know, like the beginning of bachelor.

  • I've been working on this for 10 years, don't ruin it.

  • - Okay, so lets fanny up Bach Boys

  • because it's time to party.

  • - Woo woo.

  • - Yes, whoop whoop Raymond in the Kangol.

  • Let's go.

  • - Jake hurry up, I'm starving.

  • - Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

  • I just had to grab my wallet.

  • - Gentlemen.

  • (camera clicking)

  • Fine, I was trying something and it didn't work.

  • - I am so sick of this city.

  • I go into a coffee shop and as soon as everybody sees

  • that I'm a cop they stop talking and they avoid eye contact

  • with me, one lady even walked out.

  • I am just tired of being treated like the enemy.

  • - Hey Hitchcock your penis is hanging out.

  • - Oh, that's a relief.

  • - I can't believe this is a rec center, it looks amazing.

  • - You look amazing, foxy as hell.

  • - Simmer down Boyle.

  • - No, no I love it, amp it up Boyle.

  • - Happy too.

  • Jake your body is kicking,

  • and skin as clear as a summer day.

  • - Ohh.

  • - Jake! - Aimes,

  • you look beautiful.

  • But when are you getting your makeup put on.

  • Y'all she woke up like this.

  • - Not not Jake, we're in crisis mode.

  • The cake hasn't arrived yet,

  • Mason woke up with the chicken pox

  • so we don't have a ring bearer.

  • Plus look what I found on my veil.

  • - Ooh.

  • - I planned everything so perfectly

  • and now it's all falling apart.

  • - No it isn't, take a deep breath all right we got this.

  • Terry, Rosa will you please take this veil

  • to a dry cleaner, and if they won't do a rush job,

  • make them, use force.

  • - I mean we're not gonna abuse our power.

  • - Of course not we're good cops.

  • I was just exaggerating.

  • Rosa I was not exaggerating.

  • - Great.

  • - Okay, now for the ring bearer situation.

  • This actually might be a blessing in disguise,

  • I know that he's your nephew but I wasn't super jazzed

  • about Mason.

  • - Yeah he should be cuter.

  • - His face is too small for his head.

  • He's a Dick Tracy villain.

  • But I have a new ring bearer who is very adorable

  • and very obedient.

  • - I would be--

  • - I'm talking about Cheddar the Dog.

  • - Yep right.

  • - Brilliant, he loves responsibility,

  • I'll go pick him up.

  • - I'm gonna go with Holt, seems like people

  • are pairing off for adventures,

  • and we have the best rapport.

  • - Cheddar, are you crazy, what about my--

  • - Allergies, got your meds right here.

  • I brought them just in case Hitchcock decided

  • to wear his toupee again.

  • It's very clearly not human hair.

  • - Human hair is indistinguishable from badger fur.

  • - That is absolutely not the case but that reminds me

  • you two, our wedding band canceled last minute

  • and I need you to find a replacement.

  • - You can count on us.

  • - Flat Top and the Freak, we always deliver.

  • - Our band canceled?

  • - Not in any way, shape or form,

  • but it's a very stressful day and I thought

  • things would go better without Hitchcock and Scully here.

  • - Oh that's so smart.

  • - Look babe you planned a great wedding,

  • it's gonna be a perfect day.

  • - Phone call for you sir.

  • - Thank you.

  • That would be the cake guy saying he has arrived.

  • Hello.

  • - [Male] Jake Peralta.

  • - Yes.

  • - [Male] There's a bomb at your wedding,

  • it's set to explode at 5:30, everyone inside will die.

  • - So that was not the cake guy.

- Just eating butter like a Popsicle huh Boyle?

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