♪ Said it's gonna be a good one Just wait and see ♪

♪ Jumped out of bed And I ran outside ♪

♪ Feeling so extra ecstatified♪

♪ It's the best day ever (Best day ever) ♪

Hey Gary!

Why is this the best day ever you ask?

Because Gary, I get to start this wonderful day

bringing life to a whole new generation

of delicious Krabby patties.

followed by a vigorous mid-day session of karate!

And an afternoon jellyfishing with Patrick,

when I'll unveil my newest most prized possession,

the deluxe jelly-slayer composite pro!

And for the grand finale,

everyone of my closest friends joining together

for Squidward's clarinet recital!

[panting]

I'm so excited I think I'm gonna explode!

[screaming]

♪ It's the best day ever (Best day ever) ♪

♪ It's the best day ever (Best day ever) ♪

♪ It's the best day ever (Best day ever) ♪

♪ It's the best day ever (Best day ever) ♪

[laughing]

♪ F is for friends Who do stuff together ♪

♪ U is for you and me ♪

♪ N is for anywhere And anytime at all ♪

♪ Down here in The deep blue sea! ♪

♪ F is for fire that burns down The whole town ♪

♪ U is for uranium... bombs! ♪

♪ N is for no survivors When you- ♪

Plankton! Those things aren't what fun is all about!

Now, do it like this.

♪ F is for Friends Who do stuff to- ♪

Never! That's completely idiotic!

Here, let me help you...

♪ F is for friends Who do stuff together ♪

♪ U is for you and me ♪

Try it!

♪ N is for anywhere And anytime at all ♪

♪ Down here in The deep blue sea! ♪

Wait...I don't understand this, I feel all tingly inside..

Should we stop?

No, that's how you're supposed to feel!

Well, I like it! Let's do it again!

Okay!

♪ F is for frolic through All the flowers ♪

♪ U is for ukulele ♪

♪ N is for nose picking, sharig Gum, and sand licking ♪

♪ Here with my best buddy ♪

♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ♪

♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! ♪

♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ♪

♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! ♪

Argh, mutiny!

♪ If you ever smell the stink Of an unwashed dog ♪

♪ Or inhaled the fumes Of a gassy bog ♪

♪ If a whiff of rancid rubbish Make your tonsils clench ♪

♪ Well, friend, that's just a hint ♪

♪ Of Filthy Muck stench ♪

♪ Filthy Muck! Filthy Muck! Filthy Muck! ♪

♪ And his nauseating Buddy Little Yuck ♪

♪ Pee-yew! ♪

♪ They roam with sweaty socks And musky boots ♪

♪ They frolic with the belches And the putrid poots ♪

♪ Living by the code of The stink-filled snoots ♪

♪ They love every aroma Just as long as it pollutes ♪

♪ Filthy Muck! Filthy Muck! Filthy Muck! Filthy Muck! ♪

♪ There's no stink that Ever stank so rank ♪

♪ No stagnant mildew Half as dank ♪

♪ As the stinky stank Of Filthy Muck ♪

♪ And his buddy Little Yuck! ♪

♪ Gary, now I know I was wrong♪

♪ I messed up and Now you're gone ♪

♪ Gary, I'm sorry I neglected you, oh, ♪

♪ I never expected you To run away and leave me ♪

♪ Feeling this empty ♪

♪ Your meow right now would Sound like music to me ♪

♪ Please come home 'Cause I miss you, Gary ♪

♪ (Gary, come home) ♪

♪ Gary, can't you see That I was blind? ♪

♪ I'll do anything To change your mind ♪

Gary!

♪ More than a pet, You're my best friend ♪

♪ Too cool to forget, come back 'Cause we are family ♪

♪ And forgive me for Making you wanna roam ♪

♪ And now, my heart is beating Like the saddest metronome ♪

♪ Somewhere I hope You're reading ♪

♪ My latest three-word poem ♪

♪ "Gary, Come Home" ♪

I want peanuts!

Ah, no!

[screaming]

-Are you ready, kids? -Aye, aye, Captain!

-I can't hear you! -Aye, aye, Captain!

♪ Oh! ♪

♪ Who lives in a pineapple Under the sea? ♪

SpongeBob SquarePants!

♪ Absorbent and yellow And porous is he ♪

SpongeBob SquarePants!

♪ If nautical nonsense be Something you wish ♪

SpongeBob SquarePants!

♪ Then drop on the deck And flop like a fish! ♪

SpongeBob SquarePants!

♪ Ready? SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

Ah-hah hahaha Ah-hah, hahahar

♪ [flute riff] ♪

♪ The Krusty Krab Pizza, Is the pizza, absolutivaly! ♪

♪ P-P-P-P-Pizza, Do-do-chun-chun-chi-chi pizza ♪

♪ Do do ba ba ba da Do do do do pizza ♪

♪ Do do do do do do pizza Do do do do do do ♪

♪ Krusty-Kra-a-aa-yaaa Yeah-yeah-ya-yab Pizza! ♪

♪Is the pizza, yeah, For you and... ♪

♪ Me-hee-hee-hee-yee! ♪

Road road road road road road!

♪ When I'm on the road ♪

♪ I see stuff going by ♪

♪ When I'm on the road ♪

♪ I got a bug in my eye! ♪

♪ When I'm on the road ♪

♪ Looks like Clear skies ahead ♪

♪ When I'm on the road ♪

♪ Please stop touching my head♪

♪ Let's all sing the road song♪

♪ I wanna sing it all day long♪

♪ Let's all sing the road song♪

♪ Let's all sing along! ♪

Um, anybody know any other good road tunes?

I call this one The Campfire Song Song.

♪ Let's gather around The campfire ♪

♪ And sing our campfire song ♪

♪ Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song ♪

♪ And if you don't think That we can sing it faster ♪

♪ Then you're wrong ♪

♪ But it'll help if you Just sing along ♪

♪ Bum Bum Bum ♪

♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song ♪

♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song ♪

♪ And if you don't think That we can sing it faster ♪

♪ Then you're wrong ♪

♪ But it'll help if you Just sing along ♪

♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song ♪

Patrick!

♪ Song! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E... ♪

Squidward... good!

♪ It'll help, it'll help! ♪

♪ If you Just sing along ♪

Oh yeah!

♪ When I met you, my fingers went numb ♪

♪ And my arms were all aloof ♪

♪ But I tripped over Your heart ♪

♪ And now, My loneliness went poof ♪

♪ Because... My leg is in love! Hey, my leg is in love! ♪

♪ Like an old, snug shoe That fits like a glove! ♪

♪ My leg is in love! Wow! My leg is in love! ♪

♪ Through my femur To the marrow ♪

♪ Is where Cupid Shot an arrow! ♪

♪ So, my leg is in love! Whoa! My leg is in love! ♪

♪ My calves are Getting restless! ♪

♪ My quads are going crazy! ♪

♪ I'm in love with a nurse and I think her name is Daisy! ♪

Me?

♪ His leg is in love! Yeah! His leg is in love! ♪

♪ I really mean it! Yeah, my leg! ♪

♪ His leg! Oh yes! ♪

♪ Oh yes! ♪

♪ My leg is in love! ♪

♪ His leg is in love! ♪

Yeah!

Hey, I always wanted to show a little leg!

[laughing]

[kissing]

My leg!

-Get ready! -Huh? Oh.

♪ 'Tis we ♪

♪ Here to sing a song of Maritime camaraderie ♪

♪ Together! ♪

♪ Together! (Together!) ♪

♪ Together! ♪

♪ Together! (Together!) ♪

♪ Together! To-ge-ther! ♪

♪ Like a boat upon the sea! (Together!) ♪

♪ In happy camaraderie! (Together!) ♪

♪ That's the way it ought To be (Together!) ♪

♪ Just you, and you, and You, and you, and me! ♪

♪ (Together!) Together! (Together!) ♪

♪ Hey, there, mister, would you like to know about ♪

♪ A very special something that makes all problems go away? ♪

What is it?

♪ It's Everything Juice! ♪

♪ Hey, there, madam, Can I help you out ♪

♪ With those False teeth of yours ♪

♪ It must be very hard To shout hooray ♪

♪ For Everything Juice! ♪

♪ Can it make my voice Sound much more creepy? ♪

Probably.

♪ Will it fix the smell Of my pet Kiki? ♪

Buy it and see!

♪ Indeed! Hey, there, son, Looks like you might need ♪

♪ To find some Slickening solution ♪

♪ So your marbles can Get up to speed today ♪

♪ Try Everything Juice! ♪

♪ Pardon me, But I see you chose ♪

♪ Not to trim that Rather lengthy hair ♪

♪ Protruding from your nose But that's okay! ♪

♪ With Everything Juice! ♪

♪ How much does it cost? ♪

Quite a lot!

♪ I don't care, give me Everything you've got ♪

♪ Yes, my friends, this Is the greatest stuff ♪

♪ It's a wonder, it's a miracle You just can't have enough ♪

♪ So we say hey Get some today ♪

♪ There's no excuse, everyone Needs Everything Juice! ♪

[cheering]

Amazing!

I've got to tell someone about this!

♪ Hey all you people, Hey all you people, ♪

♪ Hey all you people, Won't you listen to me? ♪

♪ I just had a sandwich, No ordinary sandwich, ♪

♪ A sandwich filled With jellyfish jelly... ♪

♪ Hey, man! You've got To try this sandwich! ♪

♪ It's no ordinary sandwich! ♪

♪ It's the tastiest sandwich In the sea! ♪

♪ Skee ba-da bob-a doob-a Dob-a dab-a dee dow, yeah! ♪

Thank you!

♪ I was a lonely, lonely lad, Solitary soul, ♪

♪ Didn't have the rock, and I didn't know how to roll ♪

♪ Joined me a band, Singing on a stage, ♪

♪ They was swooning And a-screaming, ♪

♪ And now I'm all the rage! ♪

♪ Feeding frenzy, everyone Wants a piece of me ♪

♪ It's a feeding frenzy, I can't get me no privacy ♪

♪ How am I gonna shake 'em? ♪

Is it really him?

♪ The freaky fans found me man, ♪

♪ They'll tear me limb from limb! ♪

♪ They claw at my clothes, Steal my shoes, ♪

♪ Tear out my hair, I got nothing left to lose ♪

♪ Oh, it's a feeding frenzy, The kids can't get enough ♪

♪ Oh, it's a feeding frenzy, ♪

♪ This rock-n-roll /Is getting rough! ♪

-You can run... -But no can hide!

♪ When worlds collide ♪

♪ You'll laugh so hard You'll swear you died ♪

♪ When worlds collide ♪

♪ Hold my hand And I'll be your guide ♪

♪ When worlds collide ♪

♪ Buckle... buckle... Buckle up For the sweetest ride ♪

♪ And prepare to have Your mind blown wide ♪

♪ When worlds collide ♪

You check it out!

♪ When worlds collide It's a curious thing ♪

♪ Bet you never heard a robot And a caveman sing ♪

♪ In his metal chest Are some working parts ♪

♪ How is that different From my beating heart? ♪

♪ -I'm from the future... -And I'm from the past ♪

♪ But that don't mean This friendship ♪

♪ Wasn't built to last ♪

♪ He was made in a lab and I was born in a cave ♪