- Hey, Patrick, I thought that sounded like your head.

- 嘿，帕特里克，我覺得這聽起來像你的腦袋。

- SpongeBob, do you know where this

- 海綿寶寶，你知道這是哪裡嗎？

Spon-gee-Boob

斯邦-格-波波

Squir-pa-Nants lives?

松鼠-pa-Nants的生活？

- Never heard of him. - Oh, well, return to sender.

- 從未聽說過他。- 哦，好吧，退回給發件人。

- Hey, what's with the new threads?

- 嘿，這些新線程是怎麼回事？

- I'm a mailman now! [laughs]

- 我現在是一名郵差！[笑]。[笑聲]

- Wow!

- 哇哦!

I've always wanted to be a mailman.

我一直想成為一名郵差。

It's like getting to be Santa every day,

這就像每天都能成為聖誕老人一樣。

except Sundays.

週日除外。

- Sorry, SpongeBob, but I'm the mailman now.

- 對不起，海綿寶寶，但我現在是郵差了。

- Oh, okay.

- 哦，好的。

- But you can be my postal pal!

- 但你可以成為我的郵差!

- Whee! Oh, ah!

- Whee!哦，啊!

- Let's get mailing.

- 讓我們開始郵寄。

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Postal pal, you may ring the doorbell.

郵政朋友，你可以按門鈴。

- [gasps]

- [喘息聲]

Yes, sir, Mr. Mailman, sir.

是的，先生，郵差先生，先生。

Oh, I better warm up the old bell ringer.

哦，我最好給老敲鐘的人暖暖身子。

Up, down, up, down. Twist right, twist left.

上，下，上，下。向右扭轉，向左扭轉。

And polish the nail.

並擦亮指甲。

[exhales]

[呼氣]

[doorbell rings]

[門鈴響]

- Mail!

- 郵件!

- They let a moron like you deliver the mail?

- 他們讓你這樣的白痴送信？

- Oh, you'd be surprised what they let morons do.

- 哦，你會驚訝於他們讓白痴做什麼。

- [gasps] It's here!

- [喘氣] 它在這裡！

It's here! [laughs]

它在這裡![笑聲]

- What's wrong with Squidward's face?

- 章魚哥的臉怎麼了？

- [laughing]

- [笑聲]

- I think he's smiling.

- 我覺得他在笑。

- I finally got it, my turbo clarinet.

- 我終於得到了它，我的渦輪單簧管。

[engine rumbles]

[發動機隆隆聲]

[inhales deeply]

[深吸氣]

[horn toots] - Whoa!

[喇叭聲] - 哇！

[both screaming]

[兩人都在尖叫]

- Worth every penny.

- 每一分錢都是值得的。

[together] Oh, ooh, oh, oh.

[一起]哦，哦，哦，哦。

Oh, good, our next stop.

哦，太好了，我們的下一站。

- A summons for jury duty. Lucky.

- 陪審員職責的傳票。很幸運。

- Special delivery.

- 特別交付。

- Great job, Mr. Mailman. - Huh?

- 幹得好，郵差先生。- 嗯？

- Oops.

- 哎呀。

Yep.

是的。

Ugh.

呃。

Must be a defective mail slot.

一定是郵件槽有問題。

Aha.

啊哈。

That ought to do it.

這應該可以了。

Maybe I'll just try the doorbell.

也許我就試試門鈴吧。

[doorbell rings]

[門鈴響]

- Can I help you?

- 我可以幫你嗎？

[together] Special delivery.

[一起]特別交付。

- I don't want it!

- 我不想要它!

- Maybe we should just move on to the next house.

- 也許我們應該繼續前進到下一個房子。

- Pfft, no.

- Pfft, no.

I am a mailman.

我是一名郵差。

Like the postal oath says,

就像郵政誓詞中所說的那樣。

neither bunions or onions nor ditches or dangers

既沒有洋蔥，也沒有溝渠和危險

will stop me from giving stuff to strangers.

將阻止我向陌生人贈送東西。

- [applauds]

- [鼓掌]

[soft orchestral music]

[柔和的管絃樂]

[doorbell rings]

[門鈴響]

- Ah! - Special delivery!

- 啊！--特快專遞！？

- Special un-delivery! - [screams]

- 特別未交付!- [尖叫聲]

Oof.

Oof。

Being a mailman isn't like being Santa Claus at all.

做一個郵差根本不像做聖誕老人。

- [gasps]

- [喘息聲]

[jingle bells ringing]

[鈴鐺聲響起]

[straining]

[緊張]

- Ho, ho, ho! Oh!

- 嗬，嗬，嗬！哦!

Ooh!

哦!

Hey, we're beard bros. - [growls]

嘿，我們是鬍鬚兄弟。- [咆哮聲]

- Oh, uh, merry Fishmas!

- 哦，呃，快樂的 "魚肉 "節!

- It's July! - Just take a letter.

- 現在是7月!- 就拿一封信來說吧。

- I don't want it! - Neither bunions or onions!

- 我不想要它!- 拇囊炎和洋蔥也不要!

[upbeat music]

[歡快的音樂]

[screams] Huh, ooh.

[尖叫聲] 咦，哦。

Ah. [screams]

啊。[尖叫聲]

Take your mail! [grunts]

拿著你的郵件！[咕噥聲]

- Hey! - [grunting]

- 嘿！ [咕嚕聲]

I'll zip your code so hard!

我要把你的代碼壓縮得很厲害!

- Ah! En garde!

- 啊!

- En lard!

- 恩豬油!

- [screaming] - [screaming]

- [尖叫聲] - [尖叫聲]

- Ho, ha! - I'm gonna stamp you!

- 嗬，哈！- 我要給你蓋章!

Hi, ha! - Ha!

嗨，哈!- 哈!

- I'll send you butt express!

- 我會給你送去屁股的快遞!

- [screams]

- [尖叫聲]

- [grunts] Huh?

- [咕嚕聲] 嗯？

You can't run from your civic duties!

你不能逃避你的公民責任!

[screaming] - [screaming]

[尖叫聲] - [尖叫聲]

Oh. - Ha!

哦 哈!

Get it, slap back, no take backs!

拿到了，打回原形，沒有退路!

- [sighs]

- [嘆氣]

[both chuckling]

[兩人笑著說]

- Not bad.

- 不錯。

- This summons is for Bubble Bass,

- 這個傳票是給泡泡鱸的。

you nincompoops!

你們這些笨蛋！