Are you thirsty? That's it, drink up!

[crying]

Okay, maybe you're hungry?

How about a nice soft Krabby Patty?

[crying]

Yikes, not even a Krabby Patty helps.

[crying]

How about a stack of $20s?

Hands in the air!

[gasping] Plankton!

That's right, SpongeBob, I'm back!

And you won't stop me this time.

What? SpongeBob's a baby, but Krabs is back to normal?

It seems the second dose acts as an antidote!

One squirt equals baby, two squirts equals adult!

Or is it three squirts for baby and four squirts for adults?

Barnacles, I've run out of gas!

[Mr. Krabs clearing throat]

Krabs! Nice diaper.

Hold on, hold on! I think I...

Yes, I've got it!

Another penny! Come to papa! Now, what were we doing?

This!

[coughing]

What's the matter, baby? Are you gonna cry?

What the heck happened to you?

This isn't baby gas, it's senior citizen spray!

Eh? What was that, sonny?

Out of my way, Methuselah! You're old and useless.

Hold it right there!

Old people are our greatest natural resource!

I salute you, elder citizenry!

I'm getting old listening to this. Let's try this again!

I remember when a quarter used to cost a nickel.

[laughing]

This baby gas is worthless!

At least you're way too old to stop me

from stealing a Krabby Patty!

What was that, sonny?

It'll take more time to explain than you have left.

What?

[laughing]

He's got the Krabby Patty! Catch him!

Catch who?

Oh, Gesundheit.

[laughing]

Victory is mine!

[groaning, panting]

Come back here, you little whippersnapper!

You kids get off my lawn!

Oh, boy. I'll catch up with you, boy.

I'm catching up with my knitting.

That's it! Knit, little nitwit!

That was almost too easy.

What? No!

I demand you geezers release me!

Right after the party. The piñata party.

What?

That's for calling us old.

Hey, quit it!

I want candy!

No!

One squirt plus adult... carry the two...

gas vector minus body weight, mm-hmm...

square root of SpongeBob. Of course!

The final ingredient that I've been lacking!

It's so simple yet so evil!

And I know just the place to get it.

Excuse me, what aisle did you get that from?

You mean the Kelp-O?

No, that thing, the ugly, drippy, smelly thing.

Are you talking about my baby, creep?!

[panting]

Ow, ow, ow!

[moaning]

Baby powder?

This could be just what I need!

Hey, buddy, is this made from real or artificial babies?

Ow, ow, ow, ow!

Everyone say your ABCs!

Now when you turn into babies...

[crying]

...you stay babies!

Hey, Krabs, catch!

[crying]

What's wrong, little feller?

[crying]

[screaming]

[crying]

My moment of triumph!

What the-?

Oh, gross! I command you to stop drooling on me!

Goo!

Put me down!

Ow! Stop it! I'm an adult!

Goo.

[screaming]

[farting]

[screaming]

Huh? I don't believe it!

The Krabby Patty formula! He's teething on it!

Give it here, you big stupid baby!

Ow!

[laughing]

[laughing]

[groaning]