KFP與Ina全面開戰剛睡醒的Ina表示開戰也不讓人碰我頭髮（[CC英文字幕]KFP與Ina全面開戰剛睡醒的Ina表示開戰也不讓人碰我頭髮【Takanashi Kiara/Ninomae Ina'nis/HoloEN中文】）

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Squiggly mustache thank you for the pinky
Squiggly mustache thank you for the pinky
Squiggly mustache thank you for the pinky
"With permission from mama Ina, we tentacult declare a war on KFP"
"With permission from mama Ina, we tentacult declare a war on KFP"
"With permission from mama Ina, we tentacult declare a war on KFP"
Excuse me, permission from Ina?
Excuse me, permission from Ina?
Excuse me, permission from Ina?
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
"Prepare your overworked chickens as we will not hold back our gentle slaps"
"Prepare your overworked chickens as we will not hold back our gentle slaps"
"Prepare your overworked chickens as we will not hold back our gentle slaps"
"This is war, ah ha ha ha!"
"This is war, ah ha ha ha!"
"This is war, ah ha ha ha!"
*sits down and joins the karaoke*
*sits down and joins the karaoke*
*sits down and joins the karaoke*
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
I'm summoning her
I'm summoning her
I'm summoning her
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
that sounds... hmm... sensual
that sounds... hmm... sensual
that sounds... hmm... sensual
What?
What?
What?
Ina, we've gotta talk
Ina, we've gotta talk
Ina, we've gotta talk
Okay
Okay
Okay
You sound so different
You sound so different
You sound so different
like i mean the mic quality is different
like i mean the mic quality is different
like i mean the mic quality is different
It's nice to hear you in a different way today
It's nice to hear you in a different way today
It's nice to hear you in a different way today
I'm on the phone
I'm on the phone
I'm on the phone
New phone, who dis?
New phone, who dis?
New phone, who dis?
Ina, I've received the following message from a person called Squiggly mustache, I quote
Ina, I've received the following message from a person called Squiggly mustache, I quote
Ina, I've received the following message from a person called Squiggly mustache, I quote
With permission from Mama Ina, we Tentacult declare war on KFP
With permission from Mama Ina, we Tentacult declare war on KFP
With permission from Mama Ina, we Tentacult declare war on KFP
Prepare your overworked chickens as we will not hold back our gentle slaps
Prepare your overworked chickens as we will not hold back our gentle slaps
Prepare your overworked chickens as we will not hold back our gentle slaps
This is war
This is war
This is war
Permission from mama ina? I thought we were having a you know
Permission from mama ina? I thought we were having a you know
Permission from mama ina? I thought we were having a you know
a company cooperation and stuff
a company cooperation and stuff
a company cooperation and stuff
What happened to that?
What happened to that?
What happened to that?
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Don't don't worry about them they're uh
Don't don't worry about them they're uh
Don't don't worry about them they're uh
they're going on a solo mission
they're going on a solo mission
they're going on a solo mission
Solo mission?
Solo mission?
Solo mission?
We Takodachi enjoying the holidays is just like chill inside our kotatsu
We Takodachi enjoying the holidays is just like chill inside our kotatsu
We Takodachi enjoying the holidays is just like chill inside our kotatsu
We don't declare war or anything
We don't declare war or anything
We don't declare war or anything
they're just... uh... they're just a rogue faction you know within the company
they're just... uh... they're just a rogue faction you know within the company
they're just... uh... they're just a rogue faction you know within the company
But you gave them permission, Ina. According to this person
But you gave them permission, Ina. According to this person
But you gave them permission, Ina. According to this person
Okay so what happened was they were like
Okay so what happened was they were like
Okay so what happened was they were like
Okay so what happened was they were like Okay we can negotiate, we can touch your hair or we can declare war on the KFP
Okay so what happened was they were like Okay we can negotiate, we can touch your hair or we can declare war on the KFP
Okay so what happened was they were like Okay we can negotiate, we can touch your hair or we can declare war on the KFP
Okay we can negotiate, we can touch your hair or we can declare war on the KFP
Okay we can negotiate, we can touch your hair or we can declare war on the KFP
Okay we can negotiate, we can touch your hair or we can declare war on the KFP
and i was like i've told them i feel uncomfortable with them trying to touch my hair
and i was like i've told them i feel uncomfortable with them trying to touch my hair
and i was like i've told them i feel uncomfortable with them trying to touch my hair
so i was like you know what just go ahead and declare war on KFP because...
so i was like you know what just go ahead and declare war on KFP because...
so i was like you know what just go ahead and declare war on KFP because...
Ina, do you realize how cruel that is?
Ina, do you realize how cruel that is?
Ina, do you realize how cruel that is?
because war brings a certain amount of dead chickens and dead Takodachis
because war brings a certain amount of dead chickens and dead Takodachis
because war brings a certain amount of dead chickens and dead Takodachis
and them touching your hair wouldn't kill anyone
and them touching your hair wouldn't kill anyone
and them touching your hair wouldn't kill anyone
so you rather have dead Takodachis and chickens than just solving it peacefully
so you rather have dead Takodachis and chickens than just solving it peacefully
so you rather have dead Takodachis and chickens than just solving it peacefully
yes
yes
yes
Hear me out
Hear me out
Hear me out
Has any chicken have been attacked or been reported to not live anymore due to a Takodachi attacking them
Has any chicken have been attacked or been reported to not live anymore due to a Takodachi attacking them
Has any chicken have been attacked or been reported to not live anymore due to a Takodachi attacking them
Perhaps not yet
Perhaps not yet
Perhaps not yet
Chat, is there anyone dead yet?
Chat, is there anyone dead yet?
Chat, is there anyone dead yet?
Yes, I am hurt
Yes, I am hurt
Yes, I am hurt
Oh, someone says "Yes, I'm hurt"
Oh, someone says "Yes, I'm hurt"
Oh, someone says "Yes, I'm hurt"
I died
I died
I died
Oh, I'm dead
Oh, I'm dead
Oh, I'm dead
"I'm dead inside" "I'm dead" "Not quite alive"
"I'm dead inside" "I'm dead" "Not quite alive"
"I'm dead inside" "I'm dead" "Not quite alive"
Dead inside, how surprising...
Dead inside, how surprising...
Dead inside, how surprising...
Uh, I haven't seen Jim
Uh, I haven't seen Jim
Uh, I haven't seen Jim
Oh god, Jim? Where the fuck is Jim?
Oh god, Jim? Where the fuck is Jim?
Oh god, Jim? Where the fuck is Jim?
Oh god
Oh god
Oh god
Jim's still in accounting, okay? Don't worry about it
Jim's still in accounting, okay? Don't worry about it
Jim's still in accounting, okay? Don't worry about it
He's stuck with the year, end of the year, uh... accounting stuff... You know, the usual
He's stuck with the year, end of the year, uh... accounting stuff... You know, the usual
He's stuck with the year, end of the year, uh... accounting stuff... You know, the usual
No, I see a lot of casualties currently
No, I see a lot of casualties currently
No, I see a lot of casualties currently
They just want your attention Kiara
They just want your attention Kiara
They just want your attention Kiara
They're just like...
They're just like...
They're just like...
They're like kind of like the soccer players who like sometimes like overreact when like someone taps them
They're like kind of like the soccer players who like sometimes like overreact when like someone taps them
They're like kind of like the soccer players who like sometimes like overreact when like someone taps them
Oh... Oh no, my bones are broken
Oh... Oh no, my bones are broken
Oh... Oh no, my bones are broken
They are like that, they just want you... You know... Give them all your attention and stuff
They are like that, they just want you... You know... Give them all your attention and stuff
They are like that, they just want you... You know... Give them all your attention and stuff
You know what the real problem is Ina?
You know what the real problem is Ina?
You know what the real problem is Ina?
What's the real problem?
What's the real problem?
What's the real problem?
You made them think that they have a choice and control over you to begin with
You made them think that they have a choice and control over you to begin with
You made them think that they have a choice and control over you to begin with
Giving them the like you should if anything you need to give them is the illusion of choice
Giving them the like you should if anything you need to give them is the illusion of choice
Giving them the like you should if anything you need to give them is the illusion of choice
but giving them the control by saying "Yeah, I won't let you touch my hair, but the other option that you gave to me, I will let you have that one"
but giving them the control by saying "Yeah, I won't let you touch my hair, but the other option that you gave to me, I will let you have that one"
but giving them the control by saying "Yeah, I won't let you touch my hair, but the other option that you gave to me, I will let you have that one"
This is where you are not quite there yet Ina
This is where you are not quite there yet Ina
This is where you are not quite there yet Ina
This is why I am the empress and you are not...
This is why I am the empress and you are not...
This is why I am the empress and you are not...
You are just, just the priest
You are just, just the priest
You are just, just the priest
I never wanted to be one
I never wanted to be one
I never wanted to be one
You think... You think I want more work in my life?
You think... You think I want more work in my life?
You think... You think I want more work in my life?
No, thank you
No, thank you
No, thank you
That is... If... because you don't want more work in your life is exactly the point why you should become better at controlling your Takodachis
That is... If... because you don't want more work in your life is exactly the point why you should become better at controlling your Takodachis
That is... If... because you don't want more work in your life is exactly the point why you should become better at controlling your Takodachis
because if you can control them, they can work for you and take all the work away from you
because if you can control them, they can work for you and take all the work away from you
because if you can control them, they can work for you and take all the work away from you
Oh, don't worry. I'm sure um Takodachis are just like me
Oh, don't worry. I'm sure um Takodachis are just like me
Oh, don't worry. I'm sure um Takodachis are just like me
They are sometimes... They're like oh we'll do this but in the end they'd all know. They all know deep inside they just want to stay inside the Kotatsu and rest for the day
They are sometimes... They're like oh we'll do this but in the end they'd all know. They all know deep inside they just want to stay inside the Kotatsu and rest for the day
They are sometimes... They're like oh we'll do this but in the end they'd all know. They all know deep inside they just want to stay inside the Kotatsu and rest for the day
Okay, you know what? I'll actually buy that because the
Okay, you know what? I'll actually buy that because the
Okay, you know what? I'll actually buy that because the
super chat message ends with
super chat message ends with
super chat message ends with
*Sits down and enjoys the karaoke*
*Sits down and enjoys the karaoke*
*Sits down and enjoys the karaoke*
So it seems like they got a little bit ahead of themselves and then just sat down and listened to my karaoke
So it seems like they got a little bit ahead of themselves and then just sat down and listened to my karaoke
So it seems like they got a little bit ahead of themselves and then just sat down and listened to my karaoke
Exactly, do you understand how much work and planning and time effort...
Exactly, do you understand how much work and planning and time effort...
Exactly, do you understand how much work and planning and time effort...
At the end of the day, they'll be like "let's go to war" but they're like when they realize how much work there is to do
At the end of the day, they'll be like "let's go to war" but they're like when they realize how much work there is to do
At the end of the day, they'll be like "let's go to war" but they're like when they realize how much work there is to do
They will just be like. You know what? Maybe just chilling in the kotatsu is nice
They will just be like. You know what? Maybe just chilling in the kotatsu is nice
They will just be like. You know what? Maybe just chilling in the kotatsu is nice
That is the difference between Takodachis and KFP
That is the difference between Takodachis and KFP
That is the difference between Takodachis and KFP
When we say we go to war we do go to war
When we say we go to war we do go to war
When we say we go to war we do go to war
so I think it's best for the Takodachis to just chillax and don't don't frighten us no more
so I think it's best for the Takodachis to just chillax and don't don't frighten us no more
so I think it's best for the Takodachis to just chillax and don't don't frighten us no more
Don't frighten us
Don't frighten us
Don't frighten us
You know you know my motto is "World domination slowly"?
You know you know my motto is "World domination slowly"?
You know you know my motto is "World domination slowly"?
Once we take over the world nobody will know that it's happening
Once we take over the world nobody will know that it's happening
Once we take over the world nobody will know that it's happening
Because everything is just done really slowly, and you don't even realize the change
Because everything is just done really slowly, and you don't even realize the change
Because everything is just done really slowly, and you don't even realize the change
Because you guys take it so slowly
Because you guys take it so slowly
Because you guys take it so slowly
At that point the world will have already been destroyed by KFP
At that point the world will have already been destroyed by KFP
At that point the world will have already been destroyed by KFP
Because we we intend to make the world go boom
Because we we intend to make the world go boom
Because we we intend to make the world go boom
Oh, it's okay. I can probably create stuff back from the void, don't worry about it.
Oh, it's okay. I can probably create stuff back from the void, don't worry about it.
Oh, it's okay. I can probably create stuff back from the void, don't worry about it.
Yeah you can do that
Yeah you can do that
Yeah you can do that
That's why we are like joint... joint company, you know?
That's why we are like joint... joint company, you know?
That's why we are like joint... joint company, you know?
That's why we are like joint... joint company, you know? You destroy, I restore
That's why we are like joint... joint company, you know? You destroy, I restore
That's why we are like joint... joint company, you know? You destroy, I restore
You destroy, I restore
You destroy, I restore
You destroy, I restore
Balance, as all things are in the world
Balance, as all things are in the world
Balance, as all things are in the world
Well, Okay. Um, anyways. For now, I would like to make sure that our um partnership agreement is still intact?
Well, Okay. Um, anyways. For now, I would like to make sure that our um partnership agreement is still intact?
Well, Okay. Um, anyways. For now, I would like to make sure that our um partnership agreement is still intact?
Oh yeah, of course of course.
Oh yeah, of course of course.
Oh yeah, of course of course.
You know that rogue Tako
You know that rogue Tako
You know that rogue Tako
I'm sure the uh clean... I mean uh the uh relocation department will be on their way soon
I'm sure the uh clean... I mean uh the uh relocation department will be on their way soon
I'm sure the uh clean... I mean uh the uh relocation department will be on their way soon
if they um...
if they um...
if they um...
Yeah, don't worry about it too much. Just just leave them be
Yeah, don't worry about it too much. Just just leave them be
Yeah, don't worry about it too much. Just just leave them be
Uh, Relocation Takodachi Crew if you are hearing this you know what to do
Uh, Relocation Takodachi Crew if you are hearing this you know what to do
Uh, Relocation Takodachi Crew if you are hearing this you know what to do
Uh... it's not the first time it happened but don't worry about it too much okay? Yeah...
Uh... it's not the first time it happened but don't worry about it too much okay? Yeah...
Uh... it's not the first time it happened but don't worry about it too much okay? Yeah...
That sounds a little bit Yabe but you do you. We must do what we must do to control our people
That sounds a little bit Yabe but you do you. We must do what we must do to control our people
That sounds a little bit Yabe but you do you. We must do what we must do to control our people
We work pretty similar
We work pretty similar
We work pretty similar
Okay, priestess go back to sleep. I'll see you sooner or later
Okay, priestess go back to sleep. I'll see you sooner or later
Okay, priestess go back to sleep. I'll see you sooner or later
Oh thank you very much. I'm just gonna...
Oh thank you very much. I'm just gonna...
Oh thank you very much. I'm just gonna...
I need to go heat up the... the warm... What's that warm...
I need to go heat up the... the warm... What's that warm...
I need to go heat up the... the warm... What's that warm...
Oh, the warm blanket?
Oh, the warm blanket?
Oh, the warm blanket?
Oh she disappeared... She's... She's dead... Okay...
Oh she disappeared... She's... She's dead... Okay...
Oh she disappeared... She's... She's dead... Okay...
Let's just... Let's just end it there
Let's just... Let's just end it there
Let's just... Let's just end it there
Mrs. priestess Ina needs to go back to sleep
Mrs. priestess Ina needs to go back to sleep
Mrs. priestess Ina needs to go back to sleep
Okay, so it seems like that was an empty threat
Okay, so it seems like that was an empty threat
Okay, so it seems like that was an empty threat
Just as i... Just as I hoped for
Just as i... Just as I hoped for
Just as i... Just as I hoped for
And lowkey expected. Some part of me was never scared to begin with
And lowkey expected. Some part of me was never scared to begin with
And lowkey expected. Some part of me was never scared to begin with

KFP與Ina全面開戰 剛睡醒的Ina表示開戰也不讓人碰我頭髮（[CC英文字幕]KFP與Ina全面開戰 剛睡醒的Ina表示開戰也不讓人碰我頭髮【Takanashi Kiara/Ninomae Ina'nis/HoloEN中文】）

KFP與Ina全面開戰剛睡醒的Ina表示開戰也不讓人碰我頭髮（[CC英文字幕]KFP與Ina全面開戰剛睡醒的Ina表示開戰也不讓人碰我頭髮【Takanashi Kiara/Ninomae Ina'nis/HoloEN中文】）