Mm.

嗯。

Sure.

當然。

Yeah.

是的。

Hello.

你好。

Horror Street.

恐怖街。

We're going to go trick or treating on horror Street.

我們要去恐怖街搗蛋。

All the houses give out king size candy bars.

所有的房子都發了特大號的糖果棒。

Of course we're going there?

我們當然要去那裡？

We'll never make it out of there alive.

我們不可能從那裡活著出來。

I just know it.

我就是知道這一點。

You've been playing too many video games.

你玩了太多的電子遊戲。

Little apple.

小蘋果。

They got you on edge.

他們讓你很緊張。

It's a tree, dude.

那是一棵樹，老兄。

Okay, fair.

好吧，公平。

I'll give you that.

我給你說。

But listen, if you're gonna trick or treat with us tonight, you have to be cool.

但是聽著，如果你今晚要和我們一起搗蛋，你就必須冷靜。

Okay.

好的。

Okay.

好的。

Again, again?

再來，再來？

Again.

再一次。

Yeah, looks like orange got started without us.

是的，看起來橙色在沒有我們的情況下就開始了。

Where's Melo?

梅羅在哪裡？

You ate a bunch of sugar too.

你也吃了一堆糖。

All right, come on.

好吧，來吧。

Let's get those king sized candy bars.

讓我們去拿那些特大號的糖塊。

America, king size candy buzz.

美國，特大號的糖果嗡嗡聲。

Here we come.

我們來了。

Candy candy Candy candy look familiar to anybody else.

糖果糖 糖果糖對任何人來說都很熟悉。

Yeah, it does because it looks just like basically every other house ever built.

是的，它確實如此，因為它看起來就像有史以來的所有其他房子。

Smell my feet.

聞一聞我的腳。

Wait, there's no one here.

等等，這裡沒有人。

Well, that's weird.

嗯，這很奇怪。

Hey, look at that.

嘿，看看這個。

There's a weird glow coming from the basement.

有一種奇怪的光亮從地下室傳來。

Guys.

夥計們。

I just realized just like the house from Hello neighbor.

我才意識到就像《你好，鄰居》裡的房子。

It's one of his video games.

這是他的一個視頻遊戲。

I told you he's been playing too many of them.

我告訴你，他已經打了太多的球了。

I'm gonna go in there.

我要進去了。

I'm gonna pick up this crowbar.

我要拿起這個撬棍。

Bad idea guys, relax.

壞主意，夥計們，放鬆。

It's just us.

只有我們。

I found a candy bar in the woods.

我在樹林裡發現了一個糖果棒。

Candy candy Candy Candy Candy Orange.

糖果糖果糖果糖果橙色。

Don't eat that, nah, I probably will.

不要吃那個，不，我可能會吃。

There's grapefruit.

有葡萄柚。

Where's marshy, nah, don't worry about them.

沼澤在哪裡，不，不用擔心他們。

They couldn't come out tonight.

他們今晚沒能出來。

Come on.

來吧。

Let's go to the first house.

讓我們去第一所房子。

What are you talking about?

你在說什麼呢？

We just went to the first house.

我們剛剛去了第一所房子。

They were.

他們是。

What are you talking about?

你在說什麼呢？

See what I mean.

請看我的意思。

Too many video games task task.

太多視頻遊戲的任務。

What's happening right now?

現在正在發生什麼？

Here's the first house.

這裡是第一所房子。

Cool.

酷。

They left the candy bowl on the porch.

他們把糖果碗放在門廊上。

I wanted to ring the doorbell.

我想按門鈴。

Dude, these candy bars are huge and they wrapped them really nicely.

老兄，這些糖果棒很大，他們包裝得非常好。

What?

什麼？

This isn't a candy bar.

這不是一個糖果棒。

Yeah it tastes disgusting.

是的，它嚐起來很噁心。

I'm gonna ring the doorbell and give him a piece of my mind.

我要按門鈴，給他一個交代。

Do not make noise.

不要發出噪音。

Everyone stay quiet or else what were there?

每個人都保持安靜，否則會有什麼呢？

Animatronic bear for directions.

動畫熊的訓示。

Let's hide behind this tree please.

請讓我們躲在這棵樹後面。

You gotta help me.

你得幫幫我。

What?

什麼？

Seems to be the problem my friends, they're in trouble and lost them all on Horror Street.

似乎是我的朋友們的問題，他們遇到了麻煩，在恐怖街把他們都丟了。

Horror Street.

恐怖街。

Never heard of it.

從未聽說過。

But here's some free advice kid.

但這裡有一些免費的建議，孩子。

Lay off the video games a bit.

少玩點電子遊戲。

They seem to be messing with your happy Halloween little apple.

他們似乎在擾亂你快樂的萬聖節小蘋果。

I just told myself like 100 times.

我只是告訴自己，就像100次。

Well you kinda asked for it dude, you've been on edge lately playing all those horror games.

好吧，你有點自討苦吃，你最近一直在玩那些恐怖遊戲，很緊張。

Yeah we just think you should take it easy on the games for a little bit.

是的，我們只是認為你應該對遊戲放鬆一點。

Yeah.

是的。

Okay fine.

好吧，好吧。

You made your point.

你提出了你的觀點。

I'll chill it with the horror games.

我對恐怖遊戲感到冷淡。

Now can we please go get some candy now?

現在我們可以去買些糖果了嗎？

Absolutely.

絕對的。

Here have that candy bar.

給你那塊糖。

I found the woods.

我找到了那片樹林。

What?

什麼？

Wait a minute.

等一下。

That's not a hello.

這不是打招呼。

What up what?

什麼了什麼？

Up what up out here Alongside P.

起來什麼了在這裡與P一起。

To the E.

到E。

To the A.

對A。

To the O.

對O.

R.

R.

On today's episode of how two.

在今天的節目中，如何二。

We'll show you how to trick or treat.

我們會告訴你如何搗蛋或請客。

Candy.

糖果。

Candy.

糖果。

Can can can can can can indeed step one put on your Halloween costume done and done.

可以可以可以，確實是第一步把你的萬聖節服裝做完就可以了。

What are you doing?

你在做什麼？

I decided to go with you this year.

我決定今年和你一起去。

Yeah everyone's gonna think you didn't dress up and call you a party pool pair.

是的，每個人都會認為你沒有打扮好，並稱你為派對池的一對。

It's gonna be hilarious.

這將會很熱鬧的。

You are confusing the audience dude, our mouths don't move and how to videos.

你把觀眾搞糊塗了，老兄，我們的嘴不會動，怎麼視頻。

So how are they supposed to know which one of us is?

那麼他們怎麼知道我們中的哪一個是？

Which I don't know I guess I'll have to keep track of us throughout this though.

我不知道，我想我必須全程跟蹤我們的情況。

What nobody knows which is which.

沒有人知道哪個是哪個。

Well excuse me man that gave it away didn't it?

好吧，請原諒我，這讓它離開了，不是嗎？

Oh well glad we got that sorted out.

哦，很高興我們把這個問題解決了。

Step to your neighbor, opens the door, yell trick or treat trick or treat you yell at when they opened their door.

走到你的鄰居面前，打開門，大喊 "不給錢就搗蛋"，當他們打開門時，你就大喊。

Not just any time you feel like it.

不是在你覺得合適的任何時候。

Orange.

橙色。

Okay so should I yell it now?

好吧，那麼我現在應該喊出來嗎？

No got it.

不知道了。

Trick your neighbors no matter what what do you mean they gave you candy?

欺騙你的鄰居，不管是什麼，你的意思是他們給你的糖果？

You don't give them a trick.

你不給他們耍花招。

What's that now?

現在是什麼？

It's trick or treat.

不給糖就搗蛋。

Either they give you a treat or you give them a trick.

要麼他們給你吃的，要麼你給他們玩的。

Oh noted.

哦，注意到了。

Hypothetically I already set a trick in motion.

假設我已經設了一個騙局。

Orange.

橙色。

Did you set a trick in motion?

你是否設置了一個詭計？

No.

沒有。

Orange?

橙色？

Yes I'm not really Orange then.

是的，我不是真的橙子，那麼。

Who are you?

你是誰？

You're gonna have to get to the end of my costumes to find out.

你必須看完我的服裝才能知道。

Oh this is getting ridiculous.

哦，這越來越荒謬了。

I demand to know who is inside all of these costumes, but I don't think you're gonna like the answer.

我要求知道所有這些服裝裡面是誰，但我認為你不會喜歡這個答案。

Yeah, we'll see about that.

是的，我們將看到這一點。

Oh wow, I really should have seen that coming.

哦，哇，我真的應該看到這一點。

That's it.

就這樣了。

It's alive, It's alive.

它是活的，它是活的。

Yo yo yo, it's your boy, little apple here with grapefruit, good morrow and today we're doing the shock Tober If IQ trick or treat challenge, I choose treat, sorry, grapefruit, take it from me.

喲喲喲，這是你的孩子，小蘋果和柚子在這裡，早上好，今天我們在做震驚的Tober If IQ trick or treat挑戰，我選擇treat，對不起，柚子，從我這裡拿。

It's a little more complicated than that.

比這更復雜一點。

See we have all these bags and neither of us has any clue what's inside.

看，我們有所有這些袋子，但我們都不知道里面有什麼。

Could be anything.

可能是任何東西。

That's right, but we do know this much.

這是正確的，但我們確實知道這麼多。

Half of them are treats and half of them are tricks at the risk of sounding overconfident.

冒著聽起來過於自信的風險，其中一半是治療，一半是花招。

I'm exceptionally good at sniffing out tricks.

我特別善於嗅出詭計。

I've never been pranked my entire life.

我這輩子從來沒有被惡作劇過。

What about yesterday?

昨天的情況如何？

I meant to say tonight will be cushy.

我的意思是說今晚會很舒服。

And what about last Tuesday?

那麼上週二的情況呢？

Yeah, I meant to run face first into that brick wall painted like a road and last month I meant to give my life savings to that Nigerian Prince.

是的，我本想一頭撞上那堵畫得像馬路的磚牆，上個月我本想把我的畢生積蓄給那個尼日利亞王子。

He's a nice guy.

他是個好人。

Okay, then I guess you're gonna dominate.

好吧，那我猜你會佔主導地位。

Why don't you go first little apple, 1st 2nd.

你為什麼不先走呢，小蘋果，第一第二。

Doesn't matter when I go to be the same result.

不管我什麼時候去，都是同樣的結果。

Okay then I'm gonna choose the biggest bag.

好吧，那我就選擇最大的袋子。

Oh man.

哦，夥計。

Oh man.

哦，夥計。

Oh man.

哦，夥計。

Oh man.

哦，夥計。

Oh man.

哦，夥計。

Here we go.

在這裡，我們走了。

And inside is another bag.

而裡面是另一個袋子。

Another bag.

另一個袋子。

The old bag in the bag frank looks like you fell for a classic trick.

袋子裡的舊袋子坦率地說，看起來你上了一個經典的當。

Hey.

嘿。

Well I'll say I had to open like so many bags just to get this one smelly old $100 bill.

好吧，我要說的是，我不得不打開這麼多袋子，只是為了得到這一張發臭的舊百元大鈔。

What did all bill in there?

在那裡，所有的賬單是什麼？

Yeah, they got me pretty good.

是的，他們把我弄得很好。

Huh?

嗯？

Yeah, that was definitely one of the trick bags meaning that I am winning.

是的，這絕對是我獲勝的訣竅之一，意味著我正在獲勝。

I knew I didn't stand a chance against you.

我知道我沒有機會對付你。

You're just too good at this sort of thing.

你只是太擅長這種事了。

Well, I love to disagree, but I can't.

好吧，我很想不同意，但我不能。

I select this bag.

我選擇這個包。

What's inside?

裡面有什麼？

Looks like a creepy looking tree to some guy who's so dear.

看起來像一個看起來令人毛骨悚然的樹，對一些人來說，他是如此的親愛。

Awaking I, the nether demon, Another what now look into my eyes.

醒來的我，陰間的惡魔，另一個什麼現在看著我的眼睛。

No, I don't want to, I contact achieve dang it.

不，我不想這樣，我聯繫實現當。

Oh, grapefruit.

哦，葡萄柚。

Oh my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Oh my God, I'm back.

哦，我的上帝，我回來了。

Little Apple.

小蘋果。

I can't believe you're still alive.

我不相信你還活著。

I thought everyone I knew had been long gone by now.

我以為我認識的所有人現在都早已離開了。

How long was I in the nether realm?

我在陰間呆了多長時間？

20 years, 50 years.

20年，50年。

Not even close.

還差得遠呢。

I knew it.

我知道這一點。

I was down there shoveling volcanic rocks for centuries, wasn't I?

我在下面鏟了幾個世紀的火山岩，不是嗎？

I built an entire city.

我建立了整個城市。

Little apple.

小蘋果。

An entire city had a burning hot rocks and the worst part was another demon kept using the word I, when he should have said me, who sold awakens either.

整個城市有一個燃燒的熱石，最糟糕的是另一個惡魔一直在使用我這個詞，而他應該說我，他也賣掉了覺醒者。

Another demon build.

另一個惡魔的建立。

I a city of magma prisoner.

我一個岩漿城市的囚徒。

You were gone for like two seconds.

你離開了大概兩秒鐘。

What's that now?

現在是什麼？

We're still in the middle of the trick or treat challenge, wow.

我們仍然處於不給糖就搗蛋的挑戰中，哇。

Yeah, definitely picked a trick, didn't I?

是的，我肯定選了一個竅門，不是嗎？

I guess so.

我想是的。

Although you did just get to live for hundreds of years so I'd be cool with scoring this one as a treat.

雖然你確實剛剛活了幾百年，所以我很樂意把這個作為一種享受。

Oh yeah.

哦，是的。

Yeah.

是的。

There was a certain treat motif to my lengthy stay in the nether realm.

我在陰間的長時間逗留有某種待遇的動機。

There was some nice moments like that time.

有一些像那次一樣的美好時刻。

I didn't have to work for two weeks because I was recovering from back with birds to my entire body.

我有兩個星期沒有工作，因為我正在從背部恢復，整個身體都有鳥。

I'm fine.

我很好。

Okay, so it sounds like I've got some catching up to do.

好的，所以聽起來我有一些事情要做了。

I'm gonna choose this bag.

我要選擇這個包。

Seems like a solid choice.

似乎是一個可靠的選擇。

I would have chosen personally, but it's back.

我本來想親自選擇，但它又回來了。

Oh, that one definitely counts as a trick.

哦，這個絕對算得上是一個技巧。

Why the hell are you attacking me?

你到底為什麼要攻擊我？

You're the one who opened the bag.

你是那個打開袋子的人。

Whoa.

哇哦。

How long were they in this bag?

他們在這個袋子裡呆了多長時間？

They left a whole bunch of bat poop in here.

他們在這裡留下了一大堆蝙蝠糞便。

Okay, good.

好的，很好。

At least you got tricked somehow even though they didn't.

至少你被騙了，儘管他們沒有被騙。

What what you doing there?

你在那裡做什麼呢？

Oh nothing.

哦，沒什麼。

Just selling this bat poop.

只是在賣這個蝙蝠便便。

It's really expensive.

這真的很貴。

You know it is a big time.

你知道這是個大時代。

Say did the bats get any poop on you?

蝙蝠有沒有在你身上拉屎？

If so I'll pay a pretty penny.

如果是這樣，我將支付相當多的錢。

They did get poop on me but only just a little bit in my mouth.

他們確實在我身上拉了便便，但只是在我嘴裡拉了一點點。

No damn good bye.

沒有該死的告別。

Hey, cheer up grapefruit, you're still in the lead.

嘿，打起精神來，葡萄柚，你仍然處於領先地位。

Yeah, you're right I guess I am.

是的，你說的對，我想我是。

Okay hand me that teeny tiny one over there.

好吧，把那邊那個很小的東西遞給我。

Can't wait to see what joy?

迫不及待地想看到什麼是快樂？

Hey, great friends.

嘿，偉大的朋友們。

one side.

一邊。

At least you won't.

至少你不會。

Oh, that is nice.

哦，這很好。

I'll keep that in mind whenever I build another city for my.

每當我為自己建造另一個城市時，我都會牢記這一點。