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  • Yeah, wow.

  • Hey, Hey, soup.

  • Do it again.

  • Do it again.

  • Do it again.

  • I'm not doing it again.

  • Come on, parrot.

  • Hasn't seen it yet.

  • Seen what C come on, Do it.

  • I'm tired of doing it.

  • Do it, prepare.

  • Come on, do it, do it.

  • I want to see it, do it, do it, do it, do it fine.

  • But this is the last time.

  • Whoa, that's my name now.

  • That's what I call a vowel movement.

  • Hey, hey, soup a soup a dude take it down a notch.

  • Okay.

  • A soup.

  • Hey, what what is with all the is are you like suddenly Canadian?

  • I'm not Canadian.

  • I'm an orange.

  • Good and no more A is.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • W w w w lay off the guy.

  • You're right.

  • Sounds like soup needs a little time to stew.

  • That's not even funny.

  • Stu is an entirely different thing.

  • I'm soup.

  • Your soup soup soup.

  • I'm alphabet soup.

  • You're an acrobat hoop, alphabet soup, halibut poop, alphabet soup.

  • Wait, you're a faulty roof.

  • I'm not a faulty roof.

  • I'm alphabet soup.

  • This guy needs to simmer down.

  • Okay, let's try something new.

  • It's called quiet time and it starts with you shutting your mouth, jeez, you don't have to spell it out for me.

  • That's it.

  • No soup for you.

  • Hey, don't put me on the back burner on the stove all morning long and now I gotta listen to this.

  • Good night, wow, look at that.

  • I know the next one for crying out loud.

  • What is that noise.

  • It wasn't me.

  • Oh maybe it was spelling bee it.

  • Most certainly was not Some of us have better things to do?

  • No, nope.

  • No, it's still not d no, that's not it either, quit pretending.

  • I know it was you orange now knock it off before I get really angry.

  • Who knew soup was such an alpha male.

  • Hey, it makes sense.

  • You're a letter carrier.

  • Oh, you burned me, You jerk.

  • I've had it.

  • You gotta watch what you say.

  • Pear Duke doesn't like getting scalded take for you to shut up.

  • Supe supe que no.

  • Supe supe alphabet soup.

  • A soup.

  • What faulty roof?

  • I told you I'm not.

  • Ah that one really brought the house down.

  • Oh, whoa.

  • What a way to go.

  • Yeah.

  • I wonder if he had any last words.

  • All right.

  • This is your last guess.

  • Yo yo yo it's your boy little apple pear and I are facing off in today's challenge video and it's gonna be a spicy one.

  • That's right.

  • Today we're doing the korean spicy noodle challenge basically.

  • We've got a bunch of these spicy ramen packets, apparently they're insanely hot.

  • Nothing I can't handle, I'm sure sure.

  • But you're good at this sort of thing.

  • Being able to eat spicy stuff is like your superpower me.

  • I can barely handle mild salsa.

  • Really?

  • You can't even handle medium salsa, dude.

  • Even the mention of medium salsa is too spicy for me to handle.

  • Oh wow.

  • Okay then.

  • Are you you okay doing this?

  • Hey, I'll try anything once.

  • So tell me what you're doing here, you're boiling the noodles.

  • Yeah yep.

  • And now that they're ready all at the sauce but the spicy stuff is inside these spicy powder packets right here.

  • So all we gotta do is add this spicy powder to the noodles.

  • Right?

  • Exactly.

  • So let's see here.

  • One packet, two packets.

  • Um Dude three packets.

  • Dude, how many spice packets are we doing?

  • Well I was thinking four 55 packets.

  • Isn't this stuff like unspeakably hot?

  • I guess so you can do as many or as few as you want me?

  • I'm doing five.

  • How many are you gonna do boy.

  • Okay let me just try one and see how that goes.

  • It's in my eyes.

  • Oh I should have warned you.

  • Be careful opening those things.

  • Oh wow okay.

  • Yeah that's some powerful stuff.

  • Alright I'll be doing just one package.

  • Thank you very much.

  • I don't need to prove myself what it is.

  • Now we stir the powder into the noodles and man I guess I shouldn't have left that window open.

  • Huh?

  • That breeze is really wrecking havoc on things you think.

  • Sorry about that.

  • Are you okay pair?

  • Well I'm temporarily blinded.

  • Can you just point me in the direction of my bowl?

  • Sure thing.

  • Here's your bowl and here your chopsticks now all you gotta do is stir your powder into the noodles.

  • Okay I'm stirring?

  • I can't see what I'm doing but I'm stirring man.

  • Seriously how many windows do we have in this kitchen?

  • Um little apple.

  • I've been stirring a lot and I can't seem to get all the powder in.

  • Just keep stirring pair.

  • Trust me.

  • Okay.

  • I got mine in.

  • Same here and my eyesight is returning.

  • So that's nice.

  • I guess there's nothing to do now but give it a shot.

  • Let's get our noodle on.

  • Hmm.

  • Honestly was expecting it to be hotter than this.

  • How's it going for you pair?

  • Same here.

  • It really isn't that hot pair repair.

  • You should swallow your turning color.

  • Oh man, you were right swallowing.

  • Really help.

  • Are you okay there pair?

  • Yeah, I think the worst of it is past.

  • I'll be just, it's coming out of both hands, one tablespoon of garlic powder.

  • I don't have a tablespoon, but I do have this table shovel.

  • Yeah, wow, this recipe is super serious.

  • Sorry, I didn't quite get that.

  • Uh, sorry about that.

  • Sometimes Siri gets activated when people say words like serious and serial.

  • Sorry, I didn't quite catch that.

  • Sorry, didn't quite catch that.

  • No, I'm not talking to either of you false alarm.

  • Okay.

  • I'm just a guy trying to charge his battery in peace.

  • Yeah.

  • Leave the guy alone.

  • Would you seriously?

  • Sorry, I didn't quite catch that.

  • So what's your name?

  • Stranger Iphone and I Orange, Nice to meet you say.

  • Have we met before?

  • No, I want to remember that?

  • Your breath is well, I'm just gonna come out and say it, It smells like Freddy Krueger looks whoops.

  • Sorry, nah, I definitely remember meeting you.

  • Oh, and I remember how you died.

  • What I died.

  • No, I didn't.

  • Yes, you did.

  • You totally died and it was all because you got wet.

  • Oh no, my soup is boiling over.

  • Dude, take it easy.

  • You must have met my predecessor.

  • I'm an iPhone 13.

  • Water doesn't do anything to me.

  • Whoa.

  • So you like came back from the dead?

  • Are you invincible?

  • No, I'm not invincible.

  • Oh hey, your screen didn't crack.

  • My seats always crack the screens of mere mortal phones.

  • I'm not immortal.

  • Okay, I'm just a regular old phone with above average ceramic shield.

  • What?

  • You're a bottle.

  • I am not, I just happened to see those anvils falling towards me.

  • So I moved out of the way.

  • Really?

  • You saw all three of those?

  • Well, I kind of have three cameras also.

  • What are we even talking about right now?

  • You just tried to kill me?

  • Good luck proving it.

  • Iphone you have no eyewitnesses get it.

  • I look, would you just leave me alone?

  • Your soup smells awful.

  • Your jokes are terrible.

  • And honestly your teeth are the most haunting thing I've ever seen.

  • Hey, so what if I got yellow teeth at least I don't have Bluetooth.

  • Like you look dude, we're both trying to do the same thing.

  • Recharge you with your disgusting food and me with electricity.

  • You know what they call an iphones battery, don't you?

  • Yes, They call it a battery.

  • Uh they call it apple juice.

  • Get it al.

  • Apple juice.

  • Like juice for an apple.

  • Yes, I get it.

  • Oh my God, I am so leaving.

  • But there are so many other ways I wanted to try to kill you.

  • Well, they're not gonna work.

  • Dude.

  • Apple thought of everything short of drilling a hole through my memory chip.

  • You're never gonna do it.

  • Orange, What does that rope do?

  • Why are you pulling it?

  • What's gonna happen with you?

  • Whole lot more gruesome than I expected.

  • Wait, I'm okay, wow.

  • Maybe I am immortal.

  • Yeah.

  • Although you're probably gonna want to cover up that hole.

  • Might I suggest an eye patch?

  • Dude, that joke was seriously terrible.

  • Sorry, I didn't quite catch that.

  • Oh, would you shut up?

Yeah, wow.

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