Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY. WELCOME BACK. I'M SITTERRING HERE WITH THE DIRECTOR OF THE LAST MOVIE STARS MR. ETHAN HAWKE, MOST USED APP ON YOUR PHONE. >> YOU KNOW, THAT IS A VERY, I UNDERSTAND WHAT ARE YOU GETTING, GOING FOR HERE. AND-- . >> Stephen: I'M NOT SURE IF I UNDERSTAND IT. >> BECAUSE THE PHONE IS LIKE THIS WEIRD SECRET CLOSET WE GO TO. YOU KNOW, I DON'T MEAN LIKE THAT KIND OF THING. I MEAN LIKE IT'S THIS, LIKE I'M EMBARRASSED HOW MUCH I TOUCH MY PHONE. >> Stephen: HOW MUCH DO YOU TOUCH-- DO YOU GET THAT THING THAT GIVES YOU REPORT ON SUNDAYS ABOUT HOW MANY HOURS YOU LOOKED AT YOUR PHONE. >> DO I. >> Stephen: GIVE ME AN AVERAGE. >> I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT I DON'T KNOW LIKE WHY IS IT DOING THIS. AND WHAT COUNTS. BECAUSE-- . >> Stephen: YOU CAN TURN THAT OFF SO YOU DON'T GET TOLD. >> I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT I NEED MY CHILDREN TO HELP ME DO THAT. THAT IS HOW YOU KNOW ARE YOU OLD, I SOUNDED SO OLD WHEN I SAID THAT BUT IT'S TRUE. AND MY PROBLEM IS WHAT IS IT COUNTING. BECAUSE THE THING I DO THE MOST OF ON MY PHONE IS I WRITE EMAILS ON MY PHONE. THAT IS THE THING I DO. DOES THAT COUNT AS SCREEN TIME. >> Stephen: I GUESS SO ARE YOU DOING TIME ON A SCREEN. >> BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T-- MOST USED APP. >> Stephen: DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY HOURS A DAY YOU LOOK AT YOUR PHONE. >> I FEEL LIKE IT SAID I LOOK AT IT 29 HOURS A DAY. AND-- . >> Stephen: I ONLY ASK BECAUSE THIS PAST WEEKEND IT SAID THAT I HAD LOOKED AT MY PHONE ON AVERAGE 9 HOURS AND 13 MINUTES A DAY. >> YES. >> Stephen: AND THAT I WAS 10% DOWN FROM THE WEEK BEFORE. THAT UPSET ME A LOT. THAT UPSET ME A LOT IT'S KIND OF LIKE, YOU KNOW, THEY ASK YOU HOW MUCH YOU DRINK AND YOU SAY OH, YOU KNOW, TWO DRINKS A DAY, THEY KNOW YOU HAVE SIX, RIGHT. LIKE WE LIE TO OURSELVES ABOUT HOW MUCH WE USE OUR PHONE. WE DON'T UNDERSTAND IT. I REALLY, I HATE MY PHONE AND I DON'T WANT TO HAVE A FAVORITE APP BUT I LOOK AT IT CONSTANTLY. HAVE I MANY. >> Stephen: WHAT IS THE APP? >> YOU HAVE TO, THE RULES OF THE. >> THE GAME, INSTAGRAM, I'M NOT EMBARRASSED. >> Stephen: YOU LIKE T I DON'T DO INSTAGRAM. >> YOU DON'T DO IT. >> Stephen: I MEAN PROFESSIONALLY I DO BUT I. >> IT IS LIKE BEING PUT IN A COMMA, YOU KNOW, YOU EVER-- . >> Stephen: THAT'S KIND OF PLEASANT ON A CERTAIN LEVEL. >> IT IS. BECAUSE I WILL REALIZE WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING THE LAST 55 MINUTES. I WAS TALKING-- MY WIFE WAS WE GOT TO PICK THE KIDS UP FROM CAMP AND TALKING TO ME AND OKAY. YOU KNOW. AND I'M ALL OF A SUDDEN I GO GOD, I LOVE BEARS. SHE'S LIKE, ARE YOU LOOKING AT INSTAGRAM. WE'RE TALKING. SORRY, SORRY. >> Stephen: CHILDREN. >> RIGHT. THIS IS WAY TOO REVEALING, SEE. I'M LIKING MYSELF LESS AND LESS AS THIS GOES ON. >> Stephen: IT'S SCIENCE. CATS OR DOGS. >> CATS OR DOGS DO YOU KNOW MY NAME. >> Stephen: ETHAN HAWKE. >> I'M THE STAR OF-- YOU WOULD IS ME THAT QUESTION, WOULD YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY. >> Stephen: BUT MAYBE YOU DON'T LIKE DOGS AND ARE JUST A REALLY GOOD ACTOR. >> I LOVE DOGS. SRS IT'S MY DOG'S BIRTHDAY. >> REALLY. >> Stephen: YEAH, YOU ONLY GET ONE SONG TO LISTEN FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WHAT IS IT? I THINK THIS IS THE HARDEST QUESTION. >> IT DEFINITELY IS CUZ YOU GO YOU DON'T WANT TO RUIN YOUR FAVORITE SONG BY OVERPLAYING IT. BUT. >> Stephen: REST OF YOUR LIFE, NOT ALL ETERN TIT, REST OF YOUR LIFE. >> I WOULD HAVE TO SAY THE SONG I HAVE LISTENED TO PROBABLY MOST IN MY LIFE WOULD BE THE ONE I WOULD WANT TO CONTINUE TO LISTEN TO, AND I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT I HAVE LISTENED TO WILLIE NELSON'S BLUE EYES CRYING IN THE RAIN SO OFTEN IN MY LIFE. AND IF IT HAD TO BE TAKEN AWAY FROM ME, I WOULD DIE. >> Stephen: ♪ IN THE TWILIGHT I SEE HER. ♪. >> HE DOES IT A LITTLE BETTER. (APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: I AM AWARE. >> YEAH. >> Stephen: I WAS INVITING YOU TO JOIN ME, THAT'S ALL. >> I KNOW, BUT I WAS DISTRACTED BY YOUR PERFORMANCE, AND-- WHEN HE DOES IT, AND ALSO THE WAY HE PLAYS THE GUITAR IS VERY BEAUTIFUL. AND WHEN HE DOES T IT HAS THIS MYSTICAL QUALITY AND WHEN YOU DID IT IT KIND OF HURT A LITTLE BIT, YOU KNOW. AND SO I GOT THRONE. AM I BEING UNFAIR? >> Stephen: NO. >> OKAY. >> Stephen: YOU'RE NOT BEING UNFAIR, I'M JUST LEARNING MORE THAN I WANTED TO. >> OKAY. >> Stephen: I LOVE WILLIE, I LOVE WILLIE. YOU HAVE BEEN ON THE BUS. >> I HAVE BEEN. >> Stephen: HOW LONG DID YOU STAY ON THE BUS? >> WHAT TIME, BABY. YOU. >> Stephen: YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO LIGHT UP JUST SIT ON THE BUS. THE THING ABOUT HIM PLAYING GUITAR WHICH I LOVE IS THAT OFTEN WHEN YOU HEAR WILLIE PLAY THE GUITAR I FEEL LIKE OH, HE MISSED THE BEATS BUT I DIDN'T. HE PLAYS IN HIS OWN PHRASING. HE'S LIKE NOBODY ELSE. AND THEN HE GETS IT ALL IN IN THIS BEAUTIFUL WAY. >> I MEAN LIKE DJANGO REINHART, BACK ME UP ON. THIS YOU RECOGNIZE, WHEN YOU HEAR HIS GUITAR, HIS PLAYING, IT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE SOMEBODY ELSE IS PLAYING. I HAD THE LUXURY ONCE OF WATCHING REHEARSAL OF WILLIE'S 70th BIRTHDAY AND THEY WERE DOING A TRIBUTE CONCERT AND I GOT TO WATCH PAUL SIMON AND WILLIE NELSON REHEARSE. PAUL SIMON IS SO FUNNY. HE'S LIKE YOU'RE LATE, YOU'RE LATE, WILLIE. YOU'RE LATE-- AND PAUL, I'VE BEEN LATE MY WHOLE LIFE, IT'S GOING TO FINE. >> Stephen: MAYBE SOME DAY. WHAT NUMBER, WHAT NUMBER AM I THINKING OF? >> I KNOW YOU. I KNOW WHAT NUMBER ARE YOU THINKING OF. >> Stephen: YOU KNOW WHAT NUMBER. >> YOU ALREADY CONFESSED WHAT NUMBER ARE YOU THINKING OF. >> Stephen: REALLY? >> YES. >> Stephen: I. >> I SAID WERE YOU RAISED A CATHOLIC, YOU SAID IT STUCK. YOU ARE THINKING OF THE HOLY TRINITY, NUMBER THREE. >> Stephen: THAT'S VERY INTERESTING. DESCRIBE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN FIVE WORD. >> THE REST OF MY LIFE IN FIVE WORDS? OKAY. Z BETTER THAN THE FIRST HALF. >> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS. ARE YOU KNOWN. ETHAN HAWKE, EVERYBODY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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