Work it, yep, oh, let me fix the buns. Oh the sesame seeds look great in this one. Yes, I love it. I love it. Now make me hate it.

好了！耶！喔等等，讓我來修一下麵包。喔這個芝麻在這張圖上看起來很棒！我喜歡，我喜歡，現在討厭了。

Which filter should I even use? Walden, or Nashville? Walden, Nashville.

要用哪個濾鏡效果呢？是 Walden 好呢？還是 Nashville？用 Walden 效果，用 Nashville 效果....

Border? No border. Let's go with border.

要加邊框嗎？不要好了... 還是加邊框好了。

Hashtag hamburger, hashtag SWAG, hashtag turnt up, hashtag foodies, hashtag dbj, hashtag don't be jealous, hashtag I know you are jealous, hashtag going on a jog after this.

標記「漢堡」、標記「SWAG」、標記「超 high」、標記「美食家」、標記「DBJ」、標記「別忌妒我」、標記「我知道你在忌妒我」、標記「吃完要跑跑步」。

Are you kidding me? Catherine's back with Austin! They've broken eight times already.

你在跟我開玩笑吧！？Catherine 和 Austin 復合了！他們已經分手八次了耶！

Why did you still like her Facebook picture?

那你為什麼還要按她的臉書照片讚？

I don't like her picture. I like her shoes!

我不喜歡她的照片，我喜歡她的鞋子!

Zombies would be like "uhhh," dead people would be like "ewww."

殭屍會是 "uhhh" 死人會是 "ewww"。

Oh my God. This is so funny!

我的天阿，這也太好笑了吧!

Guys guys guys throw over here. There're on B side. There're on B side.

大家大家丟過來。他們在 B 區，他們在 B 區。

Wait. Are you kidding me right now? You have to be kidding me.

等一下，你在跟我開玩笑嗎？你一定在跟我開玩笑。

You're playing video games right now. I took this day off so that we could spend time with each other. This is supposed to be "me and you" time.

你現在在玩電玩，我請假一整天的時間就是為了能夠讓我們能有時間互相相處，這段時間應該是叫做「你和我」的時間！

I have had... (Screaming) Say goodbye to your XBOX, your Play Station, and your PC, no more distractions!

我受夠... (尖叫) XBOX 拜拜，PS 拜拜，PC 拜拜，不要再有干擾了！

Work it. Yeah! Oh, let me fix the buns. Walden or Nashville.

好了，耶！喔，我修一下麵包，好了，用哪個濾鏡好呢？ Walden 或 Nashville。

Walden... Give me the phone!

用 Walden 好了... 手機拿來！

Excuse me, waiter, separate checks!

不好意思，服務生，分開付帳!