SpongeBob, land on your bottom!

[shattering]

[grunting]

What the heck?

That's not yours.

Hey, my leg.

My head and torso!

You're going this door right-

[screaming]

You're not mad at us, are ya, Squidward?

Squidward? Squidward?!

[screaming]

I can't believe I'm allowed to lift

these really heavy pieces of metal for free.

[chuckles]

Free.

[groaning]

What are you talking about, Puff?

You can't fool me. You're SpongeBob

and that guy who likes the chili.

Coming through.

Well, I want to do some kicking!

Why you. Why I oughta-

Whoever is the owner of the white sedan,

you left your lights on.

[tooting]

Oh, gotta go, SpongeBob. I'm washing my thighs tonight.

My leg.

[groaning]

[screaming]

Ow! The grill's still on!

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

Clapping thunder.

[groaning, crackling]

Is that all you got?! Hmm? Oh, no.

Why did I ask that question?

[laughing] You fool!

Now I will rule the streets! [laughing]

Ouch!

[groaning]

Strike fear.

Perfectly calibrated.

Ow!

Do you think you can hop up on my shoulders, kid?

Sure. With these spiky cleats anything is possible.

Cleats?

[screaming]

Get your feet out of my eye sockets!

I'm trying,

but my cleats are stuck in your corneas.

[screaming]

[screaming]

Screaming will get you no-

My feet are cold. My feet are cold.

My feet are-

[groaning]

My feet are cold. My feet are cold.

Ow! Oh!

Ow! My butt!

Don't say anything, Squidward. Remember your karma.

What? [groaning]

Oh.

[panting]

[groaning]

[belching]

Nothing will stop me! Not even... giant clams?!

[groaning]

I'm not letting go even for... [gasping]

Cheese graters?!

[groaning]

I got the weapon.

[crunching] Ow!

[heavy panting]

I think I hurt my leg.

My leg!

Ah! My leg!

My leg!

My leg!

My leg!

My leg?

My leg!

My leg!

My leg!

My leg!

My leg!

Oh, I can't quite reach it.

[groaning]

Blasted exercise craze.

[screaming]

What is going on here?

[screaming]

What's wrong now?

Same as always. Look, empty again.

You can take a break now, if you want to, Gary!

He's spinning out of control!

[screaming]

He's heading straight for the wall!

Am I in the Jelly Spotters now?

No.

Am I in the Jelly Spotters now?

- No. - Now?

- No. - Now?

No.

Now?

Ow!

Now?

Okay, SquarePants, it is your turn to get zapped!

Barnacles.

The beach? Just you and me?

So am I ready for the beach, SpongeBob?

Cha. Now just one quick flick of the wrist and-

[groaning]

W-W-Whoa!

[screaming]

[screaming]

[grunting]

All right, all right, I give up.

I want to see some spinning!

Flying twirlers, let's move! Come on! Move!

[groaning]

No!

- I don't wanna. - Scrub, scrubby scrub.

- Scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub. - No!

With your support, we will send the hammer

of the people's will crashing through the windows

of Mr. Krabs' house of certitude!

[screaming]

Wow, all this supporting is making me hungry.

Hey, everybody, let's go get a Krabby Patty.

[screaming]

Nobody gives a care about the fate of labor

as long as they can get their instant gratification.

Ouch!

Try it, everyone, it's fun.

Oh, my goodness, can I?

[screaming]

That is fun.

[screaming]

[screaming]

[cheering]

[screaming]

[cheering, laughing]

[cheering]

[cheering, laughing]

And time.

Let's see those ankles.

No! Don't touch me!

I'll get a better look.

Hmm. It's too dark.

Hmm. Just as I thought. You've got that pointy bit

from the end of your clarinet stuck in your throat.

That was clumsy of you.

I didn't. It was SpongeBob-

[clarinet playing]

I'll have a double Krabby Patty, Krabby fries and one, uh-

[groaning]

What else?

Uh, uh, a Krabby soda, uh, uh, a Krabby-

My leg!

This is the key to the Krusty Krab.

[laughing] The secret formula is-

[groaning]

I am going to get those passes back

even if I have to rip Patrick in half!

What the-?

Rev up those fryers cause I am sure hungry

for one- Help! Help! My leg!

You know, I'm sorry for everything I said.

I accept your apology.

I wasn't talking to you, idiot!

[groaning] Pain!

I never thought I'd have to use this pepper spray.

[screaming] Somebody help me!

Somebody help me!

This one's gonna be fun.

We just whack each other with these giant ear cleaners

till one of us falls off. On your mark. Get set.

Sandy, are you sure

we're supposed to be standing up here?

Go!

[screaming]

[screaming]

They wouldn't know real culture, even if it hit them

like a truck full of cement.

[groaning]

[mumbling]

[screaming]

[buzzing]

[grunting]

[panting]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[grunting]

He can't treat us like this anymore.

I just can't take that games!

They're tearing me apart!

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

Lemonade!

[groaning]

Good people have no use for weapons,

[screaming]

[laughing]

The only thing I'm good at is being evil.

So long, suckers.

What's that smell, SpongeBob?

That Patrick is the smell of defeat.

Good. I thought it was my skin.

Who's been in Bikini Bottom for as long as Mr. Krabs?

Ow!

- Ew. - Oh, hi, Plankton.

[groaning]

[clamoring]

Get him!

And now I have to drive five miles to go to the bathroom

in my own home!

And I need an elevator to climb one stair.

Hi-yah!

Stupid jellyfish, beat it!

Whoa! Whoa!

[groaning]

[screaming]

Hey, everybody, uh, uh,

who wants to hear a ghost story, huh?

Anyone?

You know something? Ooh. It's great to be alive.

[groaning] Ouch.

[groaning]

[groaning]

Look, a bald eagle with a mustache.

You got it, Squidy. Where are we moving her to?

Hang on. I'm trying to get a grip on the thing.

Now, don't move it till I say- Ow!

Okay, it's on my foot. Now, don't- Ow!

Okay!

[groaning] Ow!

SpongeBob, I told you not to move til I said-

Ow!

[grunting]

[babbling]

What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan?

I'm dirty.

I'd say I'm Dirty Dan.

I'd say I'm Dirty Dan.

Ow!

I'd say I'm Dirty Dan.

Ow!

I'm Dirty Dan!

[train whistling]

[chuckles] Choo choo.

My leg!

[groaning] [indistinct chatter]

Ow.

No silly little snail is a match for my superior sponge brain.

Whoa, whoa.

I'm not... wearing a disguise.

Hey, buddy, is this made from real or artificial babies?

Ow! Ow! Ow!

If you ask me, it's- [screaming]

What?

Hey, Squidward, we blew a fuse.

I'm gonna blow up a fuse if you don't get that order up.

It works.

I can see everything SpongeBob sees.

Another one's asking- [screaming]

Gee, Squidward,

maybe you should get some life insurance.

What are you yammering about?

Aha.

[groaning]

I have had enough!

[screaming]

[screaming]

No, no, no, no, no.

[groaning]

[screaming]

[dinging]

[groaning]