Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles You're under arrest! You'll never catch me, heh! [laughing] [laughing] Hey, that's not fair, cowboys couldn't afford cannons. They couldn't afford station wagons, either. Nice paneling. All right, pinhead, your time is up. Who are you calling pinhead? I wanna be Dirty Dan! What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan? Dirty D! I'd say I'm Dirty Dan. I'd say I'm Dirty Dan! -No! -Yes! I'd say I'm Dirty Dan, ow! I'm Dirty Dan! I'm Dirty Dan! I'm Dirty Dan! I'm Dirty Dan, uff! I'm Dirty Dan! I'm Dirty Dan, ow! I'm Dirty Dan! I'm Dirty Dan! I'm Dirty Dan! I'm Dirty Dan, ow! I'm Dirty Dan! [screaming] Screaming will get you-- [growling] Which one of you fellers is the real Dirty Dan? Uh, I am. [screaming] Patrick! Hot wings. Okay, pinhead Larry, now you get yours. [screaming] Pinhead! [growling] [whimpering] [growling] [whimpering] [screaming] Now you're going to pay for those crimes pinhead! Andy, stand back! I'm warning ya. [roaring] Okay, I warned ya! Did you win? [yelling] Hi SpongeBob! [roaring] [screaming] [snoring] Okay SpongeBob, you can be Dirty Dan, I just want to be Patrick. No really, you gotta come save me! Hey Sandy, who's your friend? But, but you're supposed to be in the gorilla suit? I am in the gorilla suit? I thought I was doing a pretty good job. If you're Patrick, then who's that? [growling] Ah, a really gorilla! Huh? [growling] [screaming] [growling] [monkey noises] [screaming] [screaming] [screaming] Oh my gosh! [screaming] This can't be happening! [screaming\ This is exactly the kind of thing I was talking about! Well, they were asking for it. It's not like I didn't warn them about the dangers of outside. Yes, Chip, I know they're my two dearest friends in the whole world, but I told them I wasn't going outside no matter what. We can do without the name calling! Thank you very much, used napkin. I know Chip, if it was me out there bagged by an ape, Patrick and Sandy would risk anything to save me. And I've got to do the same for them. [screaming] [screaming] [screaming] [screaming] [screaming] [screaming] Chumbucket, this is personal! [screaming] [screaming] [screaming] [screaming] My name's not... Rick! [screaming] -I don't like you! -I don't like you more! I never liked you! I a thousand times never liked you! -Pink! -Yellow! [groaning] [crowd gasping] Yellow! Pink? You do care! [sobbing] I love this show! [screaming] [yelling] Uh, just a second, safety first! And now, spin technique! [yelling] Double overhand squirrel knot. I'm going to get you tomorrow SpongeBob! That'll be the day! Woot woot woot woot woot woot! Nice try, little man. Hey, I was in front of you! -No you weren't! -Are you calling me a liar? I ain't calling you for dinner! [yelling] Hold it you two. That's enough, you're both plenty tough, go ahead of me. -All right! -Thanks Rich. [humming] -Hello? -Hiya! [karate sounds] Nice try Sponge brain! Um, Squidward you're standing on my foot. Oh, sorry SpongeBob. And you got your elbow in my ribs. Ew... Patrick! And stop stepping in my potato salad! -Hey hey hey guys! -Stop pushing me, Patrick! You mean like this? No, like this! You shouldn't fight in here! This is a magical place. Patrick, get off of me! I told you I am claustrophobic! Nice try, Squidward. But there is no Santa Claus here. Beautiful day, beautiful sky, beautiful plants, hi plants, beautiful... pile of cans? Sandy, that is your worst disguise yet. No, it's not SpongeBob, this is! Now prepare for a long, merciless whooping! [screaming] Mm hmm, my favorite! [yelling] [screaming] By the powers of naughtiness, I command this particular drop of hot sauce to be really, really hot! Sandy, wait! Victory is yours. I knew you'd come to your senses SpongeBob. [gulping] [yelling] I guess I'm gonna have to take it from you. Yeah, right. You and what army? Only the army of the living dead. Oh no, I've seen this on the Late Show. You ghoulish fiends hold me down and take turns nibbling on my innards! Then you eat my brain and leave my body for the buzzards! That's disgusting. We just want the hat back. No flipping way! -Back up, back up I say! -Attack! Tally ho! Look at me, I'm Errol Flynn. You're falling apart marrow brain! You must be kidding. Back to oblivion! Ho ho, how is your sister? All right boneheads, play time's over! Yee haw! [yelling] [yelling] A million dollars. I've got a million dollars! Making sandwiches sure is fun, right Sandy? Right? Uh, I guess I'll eat one now. You're mince meat! In your dreams! [yelling] [yelling] Super acquaintances attack! Oh no, please mercy! Crack-a-tella! [screaming] Get it off, get it off get it off get it off! Get it off get it off get it off get it off get it off! I'll save you Quick Stir! [screaming] I'll cool you off Quick Stir with one of my water balls! Uh, uh... -A-ha! -Huh? No no, no no, I'm not the Quickster, I'm Captain-- Well, I guess it's up to me. I'll just sneak over unseen and catch him by surprise. [screaming] Get it off get it off get it off! Ugh, phew, glad that's over. SpongeBob? Ha, ha ha ha! You cannot pass unless you defeat me, the Tickler, and my iron finger style! Ha ha! -Ha ha, look! -Huh? [giggling] Prepare for the tickling of your life! Taste these! Oh no, jelly filled doughnuts? How did you know they were my weakness? No one can resist jelly filled! [yelling] [yelling] Sticky around, I'll be back with the glaze. I could use a wet nap. All right, who's next? Halt, no one advances past me, Lipservus, and my power flex dynamo-lip thruster style! [yelling] Dance squirrel, dance! [laughing] Advanced hairdryer style! Ha ha ha, what do you expect to do with that? [hairdryer blowing] Oh no, not chapped lips! [yelling] That's enough lip out of you! [yelling] No one has ever made it to the lair of filthy Phil! No one passes except me! Now, feel the steam of my horrible body odor! [grunting] Ha ha, Phil! Your foul stench can permeate my fresh air dome! Fresh air dome? Man, I really do stink. [yelling] You are one impressive squirrel. You even made a costume change. -Release SpongeBob! -Never! [yelling] You're going down, Tubby! Tubby? [growling] Nobody calls me tubby! Wait Patrick, you're supposed to let me win, remember? Oh yeah. [yelling] No, please wait! [yelling] [yelling] [screaming] [yelling] [groaning] No, please, have mercy! [screaming] [screaming] I won't give in to your timeshare vacation scam! Then give in to my fists! [yelling] [yelling] [yelling] [roaring] [roaring] [yelling] [yelling] [yelling] [screaming] [screaming] You're in the soup now, Udan! [indistinct chatter] Hold on to my dime, boy. [screaming] -Well, that was anticlimactic. -Again. [yelling] [crying] Whoa! [screaming] Wait a minute, gimme that! [cheering] -Hey! -Hey! -Hey! -Hey! -Hey! -Hey! [groaning] [yelling] [screaming] [laughing] Would you two please keep it down? Squidward, you're just in time to enlist in my army! Join me and together we will defeat the Pink Menace! That's me! I can start you off as a buck private, but with hard work perhaps you can rise through the ranks and become a regular private. Thanks, but no thanks, Major Stupidity. You and General Nonsense over there will have to fight without me. Heh heh, got 'em both, heh heh. Patrick, you fool! This was over before it started. I will now consider your unconditional surrend-- [laughing] So that's how he wants it to go down. [laughing] Ha, you missed me! Score one for the boys back home! Oh Sandy-- [gasps] Sandy's in trouble! Don't worry Sandy, I'm coming to save you! Try again Sandy, your kick should fly higher. [yelling] [yelling] Who is this intruder that fails to attack me? You're the prettiest button I've ever-- [gasps] Monster! -SpongeBob! -It's after SpongeBob! You're right button, no monster is gonna eat our friend! [roaring] SpongeBob! No, no no no! [yelling] Oh no, my two best friends are fighting! This restraining order says I can't get close enough to break it up! [yelling] [yelling] I'm sorry restraining order, but my friends need me. [screaming] Stop! Enough talk! If you want your belt, you're going to have to tussle it out. So let the match begin! All right, brace yourself Sandy because it is about to get rough and tumble! Okay SpongeBob, you gotta catch me first! [yelling] Most impressive Sandy, but I am here to evaluate SpongeBob. Let's see what he can do on the offensive. Okay Sandy. [yelling] Prepare for my finishing move, I call it the sleeper. Huh? Very good Sandy. You put your opponent to sleep in under one minute. He's in that cave. -Sandy, are you sure-- -Of course I am. I'm going in, and I ain't coming out till I got me a big heaping plate of worm stew! [whimpering] A-ha, there you are, you tail nabbin' varmint! [yelling] -I'm winning SpongeBob! -Sandy, that's not-- [yelling] -This shouldn't take long! -Sandy, that's-- [yelling] -Almost done! -Sandy! Yee haw, I got 'em SpongeBob! Sandy? Boy howdy, this critter put up some sort of fight. But I'm from Texas, and as you can see, no worm is a match for me! I even find my tail. That's not the worm. -Pardon? -That's not the worm. That's his tongue. Ohhh! This is the tongue. And the whole thing is the worm. Run for your life! [roaring] Hey waiter, an empty plate? [yelling] Oh, I forgot the fries! Now I see you are a skilled opponent, with a cold blooded heart of a warrior! You little crabby patties are so cute! Hmm, something's not right here. It's the onions, they've gone bad! He's on the offensive. Time for you to end this. That's showin' him, SpongeBob. You gonna give him a belt Fuzzy or have you not had enough yet? You brought me to the dance, but the universe is cutting in! Huh? Okay, looking good. Sponge Man, smell the vibrations! Take the fries! I almost forgot. -More patties! -Bringing them now. Your fries sir. [yelling] Your fries sir. Ketchup? Oops. [yelling] Got it. Oh, Fuzzy! -Oh no! Sensei Fuzzy, are you okay? I was wrong about you SpongeBob. You have bested Fuzzy with your karate greatness. [coughing] You are now a karate master! -Here. -For me? [roaring] [roaring] [whimpering] [snoring] [mumbling] [whimpering] [roaring] [snoring] Mmm, you making meatballs, Grandma? Time for dinner already? [roaring] [screaming] [whimpering] [yelling] [screaming] [screaming] [mumbling] Gary! [whimpering] You put Fluffy down right now! Bad boy Gary! Bad, bad, bad boy! Bad, bad Gary, bad! I told you and told you and told you told you and told you-- Oh hello, are you a friend of Fluff-- What's going on? Okay, now, this is starting to hurt. That is exactly what I was talking about-- [roaring] [roaring] Fluffy, Fluffy wait! Well Gary, what do you have to say for yourself? Now hand over that sack of groceries before things get ugly. Groceries? You'll have to pull my groceries from my cold, wet tentacles, bucko! [yelling] Think that's gonna stop me? You are not getting me without a fight! [yelling] [yelling] Got you... right where I want you! Vengeance... is... mine! Vengeance? Squidward Tentacles, I told you at the beginning that karate ain't for revenge. You mean you sent my best friend on a dangerous wild goose chase just so you could go shopping? Excuse us SpongeBob. This is for my tail. [yelling] This is for almost getting us killed! [yelling] And this is for my [INDISCERNIBLE] Matilda! [groaning] [yelling] I guess I had that coming. Do I find myself on this dark and scary street yet again? We'll just see what happens this time. Hey, you! Let me give a taste, a mere morsel of what's in store... [yelling] That one was called washing Sandy's windows. Stay back or you're gonna get it! I am warning you. Okay buddy, I warned you. I like to call this one taking out Sandy's trash. [yelling] What? Ow! Ha ha ha, how do you like them apples? [yelling] Feel my wrath! How's your uncle? [screaming] And as my finishing move, I give you... watering Sandy's lawn. [yelling] [groaning] What was that for? I was just trying to give you back your groceries you dropped! Uh, oh. Teddy, I found him. He's over here. You forgot your belt, silly. [screaming] Gosh, what happened to you? This guy's been... karate'd! [yelling] Huh? Well, if it isn't my two babysitters! You'll humiliated me! -Prunes, you're alive. -And still talking baby talk. Why I oughta... [yelling] [screaming] Aww, Prunie wants to play. Nice old lady! [snoring] Aww, her boxing tuckered her out. [screaming] [screaming] [roaring] How about some soothing music, jellyfish? [recorder music] A soothing sitar always brings me peace. [guitar sounds] Whoa! [groaning] The gongs! They always calm me down. [roaring] [gonging] [humming] [growling] [gonging] Okay, that does it! I was a pacifist, but now I'm gonna pass my fist through your face! As destroyer and transformer, I transform to destroy you. [roaring] Put up your dukes and fight me like a squirrel! [yelling] [yelling] Sandy, catch! The universe gave us a terrible weapon made up of the darkest dark matter, just for this occasion. Ever played dodge the chum? [growling] Hey, get your slimy mitts off my pals! [yelling] [roaring] Whoa! [growling] [yelling] Nothing, that's it! [yelling] [giggling] If see bears really exist, why didn't one show up? Maybe it's because you're not wearing your sombrero in a goofy fashion? Oh, sorry, how silly of me. You mean like this? [laughing] No, like that. [growling] [screaming] [roaring] [screaming] Squidward, are you okay? No! Quick, jump inside our anti-sea bear circle before he comes back! Yeah, sea bears often attack more than once! Are you crazy? A dirt circle won't stop that monster! I'm running for my life! No! [screaming] Don't run! Sea bears hate that! Thanks for the tip. I guess I'll just limp home then. No! [screaming] They hate limping more than running! Well, I guess I'll just have-- [screaming] I should have warned you about crawling! [screaming] What'd I do at that time? I don't know, I guess he just doesn't like you! Pretend to be somebody else! Here, draw a circle. Okay! [roaring] [screaming] That was an oval! It has to be a circle! Move over! [growling] [growling] Hey, it worked! You guys saved my life! [cheering] Yeah, I'm glad it was just a sea bear, this circle would never hold back a sea rhinoceros! What attracts them? The sound of a sea bear attack. Heh, good thing we're all wearing our anti-sea rhinoceros undergarments, right Squidward? Hundreds of wrestlers from around the world face off against the heavyweight champs! [roaring] [crowd ooo-ing] [roaring] [roaring] Look out! Hold on little squirrel! [yelling] [yelling] You have fought well giant clam, prepare to be vanquished. [grunting] Hey, I'm actually doing it. [grunting] [yelling] Your shell is mine! [grunting] Hold on there little square dude! [yelling] Hey, you like karate too! Hello fellow competitors! [roaring] What was that? Hmm, that's wrestle-eese for you're dead meat. I don't get it. Hey look Patrick, it's Mr. Krabs cheering us on! Whoa! Oh, hey SpongeBob. Hey Patrick, look Patrick it's a fist. Fist? Where? Oh yeah, that's definitely a-- [cheering] [gargling] [yelling] Aww SpongeBob, I'm just not feeling up to karate right now. Heh heh, I get it, not feeling up to karate. Whatever you say, Sandy. Boy, I hope Sandy doesn't attack me from behind. [yelling] [growling] Patrick are you okay? Oh, oh I'm fine. I just like to suck on my hand. Really? Me too. [screaming] Oh, heh heh, now what? [giggling] That tickles. Good catch! -Look, I'm a-- -Helicopter! [whistling] Whoa! [cheering] [whistling] [giggling] [giggling] [laughing] Behold your champion! That piece of junk? Hold on, you haven't seen it in action yet. I'll just set it for our quarry... No. Money money money! Ignore that one. A-ha, bingo! You have your orders, attack! Oh no you don't! [growling] Mallet, please. Okay, maybe the death robot wasn't the best idea. You think? And it looks like the champs are ready to end it. End it? End it, end it, end it! Get up you guys! Yep, they're going to leave more than a mark with this special move. the mother of all moves, the flying, double decker, atomic head butt of destruction... with a spin. [screaming] Come on come on, wake up! [snoring] Squeeze! Oh who am I kidding, goodbye money. Squeeze! Goodbye money! [sobbing] A squeeze! -Oh no! -Not iron butts! [crowd groaning] [whistling] [bell ringing] [grunting] [cheering] Mr. Krabs! This is a prison break, boy. Let's get a move on, we got a bunch of hungry customers back home, and I need your help. fleecing, I mean, I mean feeding them. I'm sorry Mr. Krabs, I can't go. I haven't finished paying my debt to society yet. But, can't go? When I say we're leaving, we're leaving! Hey, you're not supposed to be in here! Eat claw, bubble cop! Huh? [screaming] [screaming] Honey! Good thing they were all just bubbles eh? [giggling] Oh I'll be changing all right, but not into a bathing suit. Wait until Sandy sees that I brought my karate gear! [yelling] Sandy won't beat me this time because I've got the elements on my side. The elements of surprise! Hiya! -SpongeBob, are you ready? -Yes Sandy! I most certainly am ready. Ready to get it on. [yelling] Look SpongeBob, we both brought our karate gear. Great minds think alike, I suppose. Hiya! I may be down, but I'm not out! Way to go buddy, it took us three days to make that potato salad, three days! [yelling] -Sandy? -Oh I'm Sandy all right! I'm very Sandy. [yelling] Oh I get it, she's Sandy, that's her name. She's also covered in yes. Back in Texas we call ice cream frozen cow juice. Excuse me for a second. [yelling] -Thank you. -No no, thank you. [yelling] Who threw that piece of paper at me? [whimpering] A boat jacker! I never thought I'd have to use this pepper spray. [screaming] Somebody help me! Somebody help me! Sorry SpongeBob, but it was for your own good. Give me back my boat! [screaming] You'd better stop this boat! I'm not letting go! Nothing will stop me. Not even... giant clams? [screaming] I'm not letting go, even for... cheese graters? [screaming] If you think I'll let go for a little... educational television? Oh no! [screaming] Looks like that got rid of him, now for some tunes! And now back to KRUD, with all of your personal, you won't get away with stealing my car hits. [screaming] Hey look. [screaming] Argh, I'd never let you have this boat! Not even if you were-- [gasps] Mrs. Puff? [babbling] [siren wailing] I ask it once more, before I rip you limb from limb, reveal thyself! I am SpongeBob and this is Patrick. We've been sent to rescue Princess Pearl from Planktonamore. If thou wishes to get across that wilts have to get through me! [gasps] Medieval Sandy, I know how to handle this, with a little karate. [yelling] [yelling] By the hammer of Odin, this be a new fighting style mine eyes have not yet seen. I am bad, oh yeah, woo! Don't thou tryeth to insult me, thou wilst drink from the fountain of shame! You hear that Patrick? I told you she sings like a squirrel. [yelling] [giggling] Good one medieval Sandy! But can you handle my feet of fury? [yelling] Wouldest thou like a little rub down? [coughing] [coughing and wheezing] You have bested me yellow knight, strike quick and true, noble sponge. I don't understand a word you just said! [giggling] Uh, medieval Sandy, you don't look so good. How do you like me now? I like you this much! Whoa! Feel me! Whoa! Patrick! Patrick, are you okay? Question is... will you be? [screaming] [sobbing] No fair! All fair in love and war, my friend slash enemy. Or should I say, my friend-enemy? Let's have some real fun. [screaming] What was that? Come on, we gotta get out of here! [screaming] Oh yeah? Two can play at this game. Jumpin' jellyfish, whoa! [giggling] I wasn't gonna do this, but you left me no choice. Ugh! Oh, let's beat it dude. [laughing] Huh? [groaning] Oh, missed one. Trash! Hey, that's mine! I'm cleaning these offices. Patrick, catch! Trash! No! Run! [yelling] [panting] [screaming] [panting] Boo boo. [yelling] Oh no, I'm bleeding! It's okay, it's decaf. Trash trash trash! SpongeBob why is this happening? Trash trash trash trash trash! Trash! Trash! Oh look, you garbage can thing! I don't know what we did to you, but I made a Krusty Krab pledge to your boss to clean these offices. No! Whoa! No, my rump is roasting! Hey, Patrick may be trashy... [burping] but he's not trash! [yelling] [yelling] Mmm, Patrick soup. [yelling] [yelling] Sorry to do this, but you'll have to stay here until we finish cleaning. Here, this should tide you over till we're done. He's going through the door. [giggling] He's knocking out the door! Squidward's answering the door, and... [yelling] He's beating up Squidward! [laughing] [yelling] Doodle boy, stop! Ow! [yelling] He's got the pencil. [beeping] You again? Oh good, soda, I was getting thirsty again. [yelling] This is not refreshing! [screaming] Man, you do not take a bad picture! [screaming] [yelling] Hang in there buddy, hang in there! Hey! Hey, where'd you get the tank, Patrick? It's what this company makes, tanks. How did I not notice that? We'll use these as ammunition! Retreat, retreat! Hello! Hey trash bot. [burping] Mmm, trash! On the count of three, we'll jump out and surprise him! Oh boy, a surprise party. Is it his birthday? [yelling] Patrick, Patrick, do something! Happy birthday! [screaming] Here's your present! You're welcome. Hold it right there, Doodle. I brought you into this world and now I'm going to take you out! Any last words? [gibberish] I'm sorry, what was that? [gibberish] [yelling] Hold still Doodle, this is for your own good! Take that, and this and this and that, and this, that this that that! [grunting] [screaming] I am SpongeBob, destroyer of evil! Take it easy, it's just a drawing. The humiliation in here stinks! This is all your fault, Plankton. I'm gonna peel off your face at lunchtime. Why wait? Let's take a coffee break. Ow! Swirly! [yelling] Hey, I am trying to read! [screaming] Two guys, fighting! Toilet paper everywhere! Oh yeah? Who's defiling my restroom! [yelling] -He did it. -He did it. -He did it. -No he did it! [yelling] Get off of him Plankton! It was obviously Krabs' fault! Why you siding with Plankton? Why are you siding with Krabs? -They're arguing! -And spinning out! -Stop hitting myself! -Ow, stop hitting myself! What in Neptune's name is wrong with myself? [yelling] Geez, is that what we sound like? I hope not, 'cause that's pathetic. [yelling] [whistle blowing] All right you clones, I want a clean fight, no rough stuff. Go back to your corners, when the bell rings, come out fighting. But first you gotta shake hands. Wow, this is a great handshake! Splitting so soon? [laughing] Ah, Doodle Bob! Heh, no hard feelings, right? [screaming] What do you think you're doing Doodle? You Doodle, me SpongeBob! [screaming] [screaming] [yelling] Huh? [yelling] [screaming] Be careful with that thing! Who knows what'll happen? I nose. [yelling] [laughing] Very funny Doodle. Now it's my turn. [grunting] Well Doodle, it looks like this is a draw. You've made your point. No matter, I was voted most artistic in high school. Ow, SpongeBob, you're going to pay for that! Uh, maybe it was most clumsy. [screaming] [yelling] [yelling] Huh? [yelling] Huh? [yelling] Paper! Page for Mr. Doodle!
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