Worst Health & Safety Violations at the CHUM BUCKET ? | SpongeBob

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I don't get it.
No matter what I do, I always end up being squashed
by someone bigger than me.
Oh, Karen!
I think this is it!
The Chum Stick that's finally gonna
drive Krabs out of business.
[laughing]
I think not.
I'm health Inspector Yellowtail.
I'm officially closing down your restaurant.
Why? I haven't done anything!
That's not what this says.
The Chum Bucket serves your friends in more ways than one.
What?
Who's to blame for this? Who?
Hurry up, Mom.
I wanna see the Chum Caverns before the line gets too long!
Never you mind, Susie. It's already too late for that.
Quick! Get in front of that kid!
[chattering]
[screaming]
You know, this stuff is hideously inedible.
But your decor is so amazing,
I can't resist spending my money here.
[screaming]
Two orders of Chum Nuggets please.
[screaming]
That certainly is Chum.
And such steamy Chumminess deserves recompense.
Oh, I'll take that.
Eat your twisted, blackened, money grubbing hard out, Krabs.
I'm even profiting off your most loyal ally.
I'm running out of space for this stuff.
Got an empty safe I can borrow, Krabs?
[laughing]
But seriously, this is getting really heavy.
Look at this place.
Aye!
[indiscernible], Plankton!
You ever hear of spring cleaning?
What's the point?
Do you know when the last time I had a customer was?
Actually, I can't recall you ever having a customer?
Well, there he is!
[humming]
Ahh! Ow!
What the...?
This is the most bizarre precipitation
I have ever slipped and fallen in.
Ewe! It reeks!
But it tastes delicious!
Darn it. I almost had an idea.
Oh, I do.
I do have an idea!
[laughing]
Plankton!
Coming, dear.
Something is terribly wrong, Squidward.
And it's taken you this long to figure that out?
Plankton has had a line of customers, all morning.
So?
So, I'm gonna go find out what that rascal's up to.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Coming through.
What the...?
Try Pankton's New Delicerous Chummy Patties.
Now with Edible Flavor?
Clearly, something crabby is going on here.
Not bad.
But we better get some customers here, Eugene.
I was up all night painting that sign.
Have a little faith, Plankton.
[gasping]
Behold, the lunch rush!
[humming]
[screaming]
Whoa!
[moaning]
Wee hee! Time to get to work!
[laughing]
[crying]
Pardon me, ma'am.
But how about some Dr. Krabton's Miracle Everything Juice,
to quiet the little angels?
[sighing]
Hmm.
Ugh.
Why, Dr. Krabton can fix up your boat for ya.
See?
There ya go. Good as new.
Say, it really works!
Three cheers for Everything Juice!
Hooray!
We'll take one!
[chattering]
Look at all this cash, Krabs! We're rich!
Not rich enough.
We gotta take our show on the road.
Well, thanks for trying, anyway.
So, you guys wanna hang out?
You know, maybe worship me a little more?
No.
We think Chum happier in the sewer.
Too crazy up here.
But you'll keep worshipping me, right?
We check our schedule.
- Huh? - Get back to you.
[screaming]
No!
[squealing]
You and SpongeBrain can see yourselves out, Krabs.
Tata!
[laughing]
Alleoop!
Oh no! This is terrible!
Our formula's gone!
I ruined!
And hungry!
Wait, Mr. Krabs! Plankton is tiny.
It'll take him forever to swim through that Chum!
You can get to the formula before him,
but you're gonna have to eat like the wind!
You're right, boy-o!
I can do this!
Woo!
Go, Mr. Krabs! Go!
Whoo!
No! Don't fill up on bread!
The Chum! Eat the Chum!
Right!
Oh.
[belching]
Mr. Krabs, you did it!
You saved the secret formula!
Oh and I think I killed me taste for Chum, too.
See? Blah.
I'll never touch another bite of this stuff as long as I live.
Oh.
Hey, where'd Plankton go?
Hold still.
This isn't the first time this has happened.
[grunting]
Tang!
[mumbling]
Hi!
I'm sorry, Plankton!
I've tried my best!
I'm not used to cooking this way!
Please don't take my brain out!
Hold it, SpongeBob.
I'm capable of compassion and understanding.
Really? Then I'd like to go back to the Krusty Krab.
Let's not get carried away.
Oh, come on, Karen, please!
Well, if you must know...
There's nothing wrong with Chum Bucket fare.
Why, look! Here's a fresh batch of a delicious new Chum sauce.
It's called Spicy Chum Surprise.
Uh...
[squawking]
[screaming]
Delectable!
Karen!
Ow!
Oh, let me guess. Another failure?
Of course, another failure.
How am I supposed to steal the Krabb Patty formula,
when everybody thinks I'm adorable?
Gah!
There it is, Karen!
One hundred fifty two bags of Grade B Pre-cooked Chum,
and not a single customer has come through that door!
[gasping]
SpongeBob, what are you doing?
How are the customers supposed to get in now?
Those aren't customers out there, Plankton!
They're all Krabby Patty Zombie Monsters
and they're forcing everybody to eat them!
You and I are the last two survivors!
Krabby Patty Zombies?
Ha!
I'll believe it when I see it.
Okay, I believe it!
Karen!
Consume me.
No!
Hey!
Have some!
No!
Wait!
I don't want...
Have a slider!
[gasping]
Stay back!
I've got sporks!
Boy, do I feel better?
Oh that's it! Chum is the cure!
Oh, a patty!
Patrick!
Eat us.
No. Eat Chum!
Boop be be boop boop.
Welcome to the Chum Bucket.
Oh, it's you.
What do you want?
Yes. Hello?
I would like your most romantic table for myself
and my beautiful date,
Shelby Nautica, the robot.
Beep boop.
[laughing]
Hmm.
- Eeh oh. Eeh oh. - Mmm hmm.
Shelby Nautica, huh?
Oh! What a beautiful name.
Thank you.
Ow!
I mean, thank you.
Beep be ba beep boop boob.
I'll be right back with our lover's special.
[laughing]
This is going so great, SpongeBob!
Karen is totally jealous!
Here we go.
I whipped up a special batch of Chum for you
and for your lovely robot date,
a bucket of grease, chocked full of nuts and bolts.
Plankton, I don't wanna eat this.
Don't you ruin this for me, SpongeBoobs.
Just eat it!
Can you believe it, Karen?
After all these years,
the secret ingredients are finally here!
And the final ingredient, ghost dandruff.
I wouldn't add that last one.
Yeah. Mmm hmm.
[laughing]
I can't wait to see the look on Krab's face!
[screaming]
Ow!
Krabs.
Plankton.
Okay, Patrick, we're in position.
Now, how do we get inside?
I think the front door is open.
Spies don't use the front door, Patrick.
We've gotta figure out a complicated way to get inside.
This looks like a job for Patrick Star LaserPants!
Ooh.
[straining]
[farting]
Good work, Patrick!
Now it's my turn.
Gah!
I thought you were holding the rope!
I am!
You need to be quiet.
We're on a secret mission!
Secret mission, aye?
[screaming]
Don't you think I know what you're up to?
You wanna eat at the Chum Bucket without your boss knowing.
Karen, we've got a customer!
I'll let you two look over the menu.
SpongeBob,
I have to go.
Oh, can't you go later?
Ow.
My LaserPants aren't working right.
Eeeh!
Oh.
Can I interest you in a raspberry iced tea?
Oh. No thanks.
Or perhaps a bran muffin?
SpongeBob, I have to go now.
Prune danish?
What the...?
[farting]
[screaming]
It was your talking spatula, you say?
That you got from Plankton?
Well, why didn't you say so?
Here.
Give your talking spatula this recipe.
Mr. Krabs, I think your blinker's broken.
Just read it.
Aye aye! Okay, Sizzle Master.
The first ingredient is...
five gallons combustible cooking oil.
Yes.
Karen, begin production!
one sack coral dust, extra spicy,
one bucket fire algae paste,
and the final ingredient, disulfide.
Yes!
[laughing]
Wait. How much disulfide?
The whole enchilada.
I had no idea this stuff was approved for restaurant use.
Oh, it's not...
Plankton.
Krabs?
Oh no.
Quite a volatile concoction, aye, Planky?
Must be Explosive Patty Wednesday, aye, Mr. Krabs?
[laughing]
You got that right, Boy-o.
[laughing]
Oh hardy har har!
Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.
Whoops!
Don't forget your lucky penny.
Joy.
This might be your lucky day.
[laughing]
Self destruct coin slot has been activated.
Ten seconds till detonation.
Coin operated self destruct, not one of my better ideas.
Help!
Ouch.
Don't crowd.
There's more Chumbalya where that came from,
unfortunately.
Ooh.
It's worth it to live forever.
This scheme is working perfectly.
And here comes gullible Krabs now,
to hand deliver the secret formula.
I promised myself I wouldn't cry.
[laughing]
Oh.
This crowd is impossible.
Leave it to me, Mr. Krabs.
I'll make sure Plankton gets his,
so you won't get yours.
Hot stuff coming through!
[gasping]
Don't worry, secret formula!
I'm coming, baby!
You! Stop!
[screaming]
Me want that baba!
Ow!
[gasping]
Here, Plankton.
Mr. Krabs wants you to have this.
Here finally.
No!
Ah ha.
Oh.
Ahh!
[screaming]
I have had enough!
Get out of my restaurant, you mindless sheep!
I wrote those fortunes!
They were fakes!
Don't you get it?
Now all of you out!
Absorbent and yellow, oh is he!
[grunting]
We need a name for this mission.
How about...
No.
Nah. Ooh!
I know.
Whatever. Just blast the virus when you see it.
- Like this? - Huh?
[screaming]
Oops.
[laughing]
It tickles.
[laughing]
Here. Use this.
But Plankton, how am I supposed to... whoa!
[laughing]
[laughing]
Don't worry, baby.
Help is on the way.
Get away!
What?
Ow.
Welcome, Sea Chimps.
I'm SpongeBob, your owner.
Forget it, man. We're through with owners and kings,
and aquariums.
Whoa! That looks like a swell place to live.
Ahh! Plankton!
Abandon bucket!
Well, that's a write off.
Two!
[squealing]
You know, it's remarkable how Chum goes bad every week,
right on time!
Yeah, just like your underpants.
What?
They're good for another month.
[laughing]
[whistling]
Now go and get rid of that Chum
before the health inspector gives us a fine.
And don't play with it!
[laughing]
But it makes a funny sound.
[laughing]
[screaming]
Mr. Krabs, you gotta get out here!
It's a code blue situation!
Please deposit 25 cents to continue this call.
Uh.
Sure thing, Mr. K.
Mr. Krabs, you gotta get out here!
It's a code blue situation!
Code blue?
What's the matter, boy?
I think Plankton wants to destroy our way of life!
Man alive!
He's taking us down!
[laughing]
Get ready, Krabs, for the surprise of your lives!
Brace yourselves!
Huh?
Plankton's destroying the Chum Bucket?
[laughing]
I guess he's finally given up on the restaurant business.
Couldn't take the competition.
What is that?
Greetings, Citizens of Bikini Bottom!
Behold, my Imperial Chum Coliseum!
Here you go, folks.
Enjoy my world famous fricassee.
Hmm?
Grandma.
Someone's been cooking my recipe.
And they're doing it wrong.
What are you doing here?
Saving my recipe for my bumbling grandson.
Ow!
I didn't do it!
Eh, it was... him!
What?
Oh, you're not pinning this on me!
You said you didn't care if it was ready or not!
Okay, I admit it!
I admit it. But wha-wha... What's the big deal?
Ow!
The big deal is...
when the Chum is not cooked for exactly 24 hours,
it causes severe tummy trouble.
You fed us undercooked Chum?
Tear him apart, people!
[hollering]
I've had it and I'm not gonna take it anymore!
Not the napkins!
He got what he deserved! That's what I think!
[screaming]
Run! It's on fire!
It's all burning!
Run!
My restaurant!
[crying]
My fan base.
[crying]
I hope you learned your lesson, Genius.
Oh. P-eww!
What's that awful stench?
You're not boiling your underpants again, are you?
[laughing]
I told you to turn off that laugh track!
if you must know, I made sauce.
But when I add Patrick's DNA to it,
it'll become Salsa Imbecilicous!
Idiot Sauce!
[laughing]
I'll serve it to Krabs, and it'll make him so dumb,
he'll just give me the secret formula!
Huh? Huh?
I think I prefer the boiling underpants.
[laughing]
Let me do it. You always make a mess.
Leave me be, woman!
Don't tell me...
[laughing]
Gah!
Oh no.
[mumbling]
[mumbling]
That does it!
Throwing in the napkin, are we?
[crying]
My restaurant,
my laboratory,
my evil inventions,
all about to be flattened!
Just give me a moment to say my goodbyes.
Farewell, Stench Vision Goggles.
Farewell, Chum Bucket Replicator.
Farewell, Hypnotizer Helmet.
We had some diabolical times together, didn't we?
So long, Sonic Cannon,
that destroys every known material in the Universe.
[crying]
[humming]
[crying]
There. My evil master work is complete!
An egg?
I already had breakfast, Sheldon.
It's not the egg, it's what's inside.
A robot...
so diabolical, so devious,
so adorable!
When people see it, they have to say,
aww.
But that sound will transform it into a terrifying monster
that will eat them!
Behold!
Revenge Bot model Q T Pie!
[quacking]
Yes.
Did you say it was going to eat people?
That's right!
It's victims will be trapped in its quantum stomach prison to...
eh... think about what they've done.
Well, have fun with your little toy.
Just don't forget to take out the trash.
Oh!
Oh.
[squawking]
Oh boy.
[screaming]
Ow!
It works!
It... huh?
Barnacles.
[squawking]
Uh. Oh.
SpongeBob, how are you holding up, boy?
Not so good, Mr. Krabs.
Hold on now. We're almost there.
Next!
We made it, SpongeBob, We're in!
Whoopee.
All I know is, Chum is Fum.
You said it. Chum is Fum.
Keep an eye peeled for anything suspicerous.
Like that door?
Mmm. Bingo!
Whoa.
Giddy up, boy. We're almost there.
Excuse me.
Would you like a free sample?
No, uh...
[coughing]
I'm full, thanks.
No? How about your little friend?
Hi, SpongeBob.
Hi. I don't wanna free sam...
Sure you do.
Look out! She's gonna blow!
Blech!
[mumbling]
Well Plankton, obviously didn't steal me formula.
So, how did he steal all me customers?
This Chum tastes awful.
Yeah, but the slogan is so catchy
that we can't stop eating it.
Chum is Fum!
[vomiting]
[laughing]
Chum is Fum.
[laughing]
Come on, SpongeBob.
I'm gonna see how our advertising guru is doing.
Call it a computer's intuition, but I sense your regular
approaching with an unusually large wad of cash.
Look at that loot.
That's right, Krabs!
And you're gonna have to keep looking
when my customer comes in and pays me for my Chum!
Oh! Just put me out of me misery!
Back for more of my delicious Chum, I see.
Not this time.
Huh?
Not ever again!
The deal's off computer!
I can't eat another bite of that slop!
No matter how much you pay me!
[mumbling]
Huh?
I have eaten 10 of those things,
and I've already had to go to the doctor... twice!
[groaning]
If you need me, I'll be getting my stomach pumped again.
[groaning]
What's the deal, Karen?
The deal was, that I paid Nat to eat your Chum
so you'd quit your constant complaining.
All this time, I never had one regular customer?
Duh.
Should've known!
Why would anyone ever eat my slop?
Ugh! There he goes again.
Cut it out, Plankton.
Why? It's just obvious that I'm a complete failure
and a waste of a lower life form!
Oh! Woe is me!
[crying]