It's spooky night.

My favorite Halloween candy is butterfingers, crunch bars with the chocolate and the crispy rice sneakers, anything chocolate.

Other candy is like, I guess a starburst read, sorry, other candy is garbage sour patch kids anything sour warheads actually because our patches aren't sour anymore.

Peanut butter cups, they used to be sour, used to be able to dip to the bottom of the thing and there'd be a pound of sugar on my finger and now you go in and they don't do that anymore.

It's like grow up, I'm not trying to live long, I'm trying to live great while I can yo lo not your long.

My best Halloween costume was, I just wore a suit and a briefcase and I said I was a lawyer.

My parents dressed me up as Lazarus for a church Halloween thing and they literally just wrapped a bunch of toilet paper around me, which which which four times four times in a row, 57 halloweens in a row, which my best friend Katie mack and I would um we go into our closets where our mother's closets and we always somehow ended up looking like hookers which seemed like a good idea until halfway into the party Starting to fall apart.

I ended up being kind of half naked in my church, 95% of my Halloween days were spent looking like a hooker trick or treat, they'd say, what are you would be like?