Well, well, well, if it isn't orange potter well, well, well, if it isn't snake fruit, I see you brought along your meddlesome cohorts.

Pear, Weasley and passionate granger.

Meddlesome cohorts.

Hey, Hey, Professor Snake fruit.

What?

You're an apple?

I certainly am not an apple.

Yeah.

Huh?

Apple cada brah.

Hey, snake fruit.

Are you embarrassed because you're looking a little red enough of your games.

Orange potter, the fruit that must not be named, wants to have a word with you.

The fruit that must not be named, you mean moldy warts, dude.

Orange.

It is madness to speak deadening.

Okay, I guess I'll just have to sing it then moldy warts, moldy warts.

He wears moldy under shorts, impressive.

Orange potter.

Whoa, Who's there?

It is.

I The fruit that must not be named more like the fruit that has no nose Orange.

None of us have noses.

Wait a second then.

How do we smell terrible, my Lord, I was just about to deliver these rap scallions to you.

Hey, I'm not a scallion.

I'm an Orange Silence.

Hey, that's not how you play cribbage And now orange potter, you will meet your end.

Don't worry.

Orange.

We're here to help.

Yeah, you won't have to face moldy words alone.

As a matter of fact, he will jell o rama.

I hate it when they put fruit in jell O Now, Orange potter the day I have waited for the day.

We finally see who is the greatest wizard fruit.

Oh, is it Kiwi?

What?

No, peach.

This is not a guessing game.

Gordy McCord a lot.

That's not even a fruit jeez you don't have to be such an apple about it.

No, I am not.

Wait, how did you know I was an apple?

Well you do yell a lot.

Whoa, where am I?

Hello there, Orange potter.

Hey grandpa.

Lemon Door your back actually.

Orange, I'm still dead weight if you're still dead and we're talking, that means down.

Think of this as a brief stoppage of time to teach you a lesson.

The most important lesson you'll ever learn in your entire life.

Wait, what were you talking about now, orange potter, you must listen to me very, very closely now to defeat lord moldy warts and save your friends, you must simply grandpa Lemon er grandpa lavender.

Now, I'll never know how to defeat moldy wards.

Wait, what's that?

Ooh.

With orange potter gone, there is no one to stand in line.

I don't even have legs.

Impossible.

How did Hey?

Hey, moldy warts.

Hey, what what is it?

Apple cada brah.

You did it.

You made me young and fresh again.

Yeah grandpa.

Lemon doors letter said the key to defeating your enemies is being nice to them.

Well grandpa.

Lemon dir was a wise wizard fruit.

Yeah, it said if you're nice to moldy warts, he'll never see it coming.

See what coming knife, knife you did it?

Orange look at me, I'm a real whiz kid.

Now that.

That's over with.

Who wants jello?

Yeah, this is it.

Harry.

All you have to do is catch the snitch?

And Gryffindor wins the house cup.

Now focus Hey, ignoring all distractions.

Hey, harry potter, Hey, look at us.

We're broom mates.

Leave me alone.

I'm in the middle of a match.

Hey, stop it.

Hey, quit it, quit it.

That's a good one.

Harry, you're a wizard at puns, whoever you are.

Go away.

I need to give this quidditch match my full attention, full attention.

I figured a guy like you would only need to give nine and three quarter shin.

I'm sorry, I tried to think of a better job than that, but I kept hitting a wall.

How did you even get up here by walking JK rolling a mugger like you shouldn't even be in Hogwarts.

So how did you get in?

Easy through the dumbbell door?

Wait, was it the griffin door?

I don't know.

I guess I just kind of slithered in.

I'm serious.

Really?

I thought he was serious.

Oh my gosh, just tell me what you want.

No way.

I'm telling you anything.

I ain't no snitch.

Wait, I guess I am.

Wait, so you're the snitch that I'm supposed to catch.

Sure am orange.

You glad?

Hey, go to my mouth.

Try not to take too big of a shuffle of that puff.

Uh, time to wing it.

Yeah.

Oh wow.

Close shave, Harry.

Why is this only taking me and not you?

Because we go way back.

He's my brother from another much.

Er Right.

No use trying to get away the finest room in the whole world.

Fire bolt.

Huh?

At long last I have finally defeated.

Harry potter.

Hey, what happened to your face?

Or does nobody knows?

You truly do not recognize me?

I am he Who shall not be named?

What you talking about?

You don't have a name or do you have one and you just don't knows it.

You can't do that.

You can't say the same joke twice like that.

Why not?

Because it's annoying, knows it isn't, wow, I'm gonna call you steve there.

Now you have a name.

I already have a name and it's far scarier than just steve, scarier than steve.

Well, I don't know.

We must know different steve's like I have time for this about the phenomena, wow, wow!

Suddenly I have a splitting headache.

It cannot be the orange who lived.

Why didn't it kill you?

Tell me.

You may have mastered the dark arts steve.

But you haven't mastered the most powerful magic of all the dark parts.

Impossible.

No one has ever mastered the Petronas.

You you did it.

You destroyed Voldemort and you want Gryffindor.

The house cup.

What can I say?

I may be the snitch, but I'm also a keeper.

What's the matter?

Just got hurt.

There's one more going to return.

Hm.

That I'm afraid nobody knows.

That is so not funny.

Howdy howdy fruit lovers get ready for one monster of an episode.

It's Ask Orange, Halloween Edition Full of spooky fun and scary answers and absolutely no TNT.

That's right.

He made me promise not to detonate any TNT this episode, which is why we're only answering benign questions.

Which can't possibly lead to TNT explosions like this one.

How do you make a pumpkin light for Halloween?

Now, making a pumpkin light starts with a good diet and lots of exercise.

He may look heavy now, but with hard work, he'll be one gangly gourd in time for Halloween.

Ready to get light pumpkin.

Yeah, yeah, ready after I finish eating this cheesecake.

Oh I think I may have eaten a little too much this time.

It's time for s Orange Orange.

Are there any monsters in the cabinet?

Hello?

Any monsters in here?

No, no monsters here.

Just a can of black bates and me.

A normal bag of potato chips.

That's definitely not actually a monster And me.

I'm just a monster that looks like a cereal box, dang.

It Greg, you blew it, Let's get him hair.

A wizard.

Um know who the heck are you?

I'm angry by stake nor a wizard berry, as mayor does a stem on paris head looks like a lightning bolt.

Uh Well I've never noticed that before.

Whoa, Where'd that come from, wow!

Do some magic pair.

Something cool.

Huh?

Okay.

Um pages Tourney Osa.

Yeah, that was dumb.

What are you talking about?

It violated the laws of physics.

It was incredible.

That was super lame.

Dude, I'm sending your invitation to food warts.

Hey, orange, can you and the fruits do a scary faces skit like dane boe made.

I mean, I guess we could.

It's just, well now everyone's expecting it.

Yeah, there'd be no surprise to it.

How about instead of making scary faces, we set up this TNT.

That seems fair.

Orange.

You promised?

I can't hear you over this.

32.

What scary thing Spooks you the most probably grapefruits mom without her makeup on Margaret.

Anne grapefruit of the shape.

Orange, will there be a parody of thriller called its slender stop.

Hi chef.

Hi Chef.

Turn into five nights at Freddy's well, that's just silly.

That's not something I could do on a whim.

It takes a lot of, Can you turn pair into aware pair?

I can answer this one.

No, no.

You may not have had it up to here with you guys putting me through these ridiculous goo dang it.

No.

Hey buddy, do you have any zombie puns?

I need to know actually no, I can't come up with any.

It's like I went brain dead or something.

Seriously though.

I don't mean to make light of this grave situation.

This really bites and I feel rotten about it.

Can you teach me how to be scary, yep.

First, take off your makeup second, get plastic surgery to look like grapefruits mob.

I warned you orange, Hey, Oh, can you sing?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh yeah, number one top single right there.

Calling it orange.

Are you an apple in disguise, huh?

Who me?

Of course not.

Why would I be an apple to disguise?

You know, you are acting really suspiciously?

You're acting suspiciously okay.

I'm an apple.

Hey?

Orange.

Can you barf up a whole fish?

Whole fish.

Well, that's ridiculous.

How could I possibly, I'll be how a trout?

That uh, something's happening.

You promised us.

I couldn't help it.

It just came out.

Don't worry.

I'll save us.

Just gotta cut the green wire dude.

Aren't you color blind?

Oh yeah.