What do you want?

I'm right here, carrot.

Meet my parents.

His name is Garrett.

His name is Garrett.

Oh you gotta be kidding me.

Hey Garrett looks like carrot, can hardly bear it.

Ah share it, share it.

Blare it wear it, scare it.

Barrett, wonder, merit, share it, scare it.

Barrett.

Okay, we get it.

You learned how to rhyme, Carrots, right?

Garrett, we should rhyme some other time.

Some other time.

Hey, Garret, stop copying me, Stop copying me.

No, stop copying me, Stop copying me.

What is happening right now?

Rock?

Hey hey Karen, Hey Karen, hey what have you ever considered getting a ferret?

What does that even?

You could name him Jared, Jared the ferret Jared the ferret.

Really bucket rock it sock it, dock it, lock it.

Walk it, Polly pocket pocket rocket.

Walk it.

Walk it.

Polly want a cracker.

What?

He didn't repeat what you said.

Uh you said Polly pocket but he said Polly want a cracker.

Exactly, we want a cracker.

See your parents broken or something.

Garrett's not broken.

He's just outspoken.

Hey guys, what's cracking?

Probably want to crack.

Oh I should not have come here.

Well congratulations Orange.

You happy with yourself now how now?

Brown cow.

Stop rhyming.

Stop climbing.

I'm not climbing.

No one's climbing.

Stop whining.

This is honestly the dumbest conversation in the history of history itself.

What?

Huh?

Oh poor carrot.

There's no one left to inherit your ferret.

Hi.

Yeah, can I get the number for animal control please, banana nana, nana, nana nana nana nana nana nanas, bananas.

Oh my God, my God, bananas.

What is it now?

Orange?

Hey, have you guys seen my new pet?

You've got a pet?

His name is Spot.

I think he's lost.

This isn't some sort of joke, is it because we're not falling for it?

No, for real.

I'm not monkeying around.

Hey, what's that noise?

Hey, there he is.

Hey, spot, how's it going?

Come on guys, he's just playing stupid bananas.

They think spots a shoe.

Orange.

It's great that you made a new friend and all, but are you totally nuts?

I'm not nuts.

I'm an orange spots.

Not just a friend, he's my new best friend.

Orange.

He's a fruit fly for crying out loud.

What would you say if midget apple had a, I don't know if a fruit spider, I didn't know you had a fruit spider spot should have a play date.

Let's schedule something for after dinner.

There's no such thing as a fruit spider.

Make them stop, please, wow.

They sure do grow up fast, don't they?

Dude, he's eating our friends.

You're just jealous.

I have a new wingman.

Orange, do something fine.

Hey, Hey spot, let's show him a trick.

Roll over boy, Roll over, Come on boy.

Roll over.

He's not going to roll over.

Orange.

Roll over.

Roll over now.

Roll over boy.

You see now you get it.

Orange.

Oh, I know.

This one always works.

Hey, Hey, spot motorboat orange, Stop, stop, Don't encourage him.

Come on guys.

You know, you catch more flies with honey.

Oh yeah.

Honey bear knows what you like.

Mm works every time.

Look at spot.

Isn't that sweet orange?

You can't keep him.

He's a wild insect and he eats fruit, nah, he just needs a little discipline.

Oh, don't worry.

Pear.

His buzz is worse than in fight.

Hey, get him off.

What?

What is it?

Fruit spider?

Right.

Stupid fruit spider.

What a buzzkill are you okay?

Yeah, I think so.

That spider just came out of nowhere.

Yeah.

Maybe his owner should have had him on a leash.

Geez.

Some people just shouldn't have pets.

You might be right orange.

But either way, I'm sorry.

Things didn't work out with fruit fly.

Yeah, me too.

But then again, spot always was the runt of the litter.

Did you just say litter?

I said, if I knew you were gonna get a haircut, I wouldn't have flushed my wig down the toilet.

Great point.

Turkey, Holy moly, I think I'm finally safe.

That was close.

Whoa.

Hey, a friendly grape.

Hey, grape.

Hey, I am not a grape.

Hey, grape grape.

Wanna play go fish with us.

I am not a grape.

If you're not a grape, then I wasn't voted 2015.

Sexiest fruit alive, but seriously, you're great.

No, I'm not, I'm a cranberry with that attitude.

More like crab berry.

Am I right?

No, not grape, not crab berry?

Just cranberry, jeez, you're not very nice.

Okay, really?

What is wrong with you?

And for the love of God, why do you have a midget Turkey?

Hey, it's little turkey.

Seriously?

Hey, midget apple, Why do I even try?

Don't run away from your feelings.

Hey, I don't know what's going on here, but you guys need to stop yelling.

Do you even know what day it is?

Arbor day?

What?

No, National Fever Fever Day.

No.

National slap of Mime day.

Pretty sure that's not a national cheerleader day.

Give me a gobble.

Give me a gobble.

No, it's not national cheerleader day, Is that even a thing?

It's national kazoo day.

No, it's not any of those things.

It's thanksgiving you freaking idiots.

I know what I'm thankful for.

Stop it.

Don't you realize it?

Because it's thanksgiving Turkeys and cranberries are in extreme danger of being eaten.

Don't worry, he's not a turkey.

He's a mariachi.

What?

That's just the same.

Turkey in a mariachi costume.

Uh tell him L Turkey, Lucky.

Perfect spanish.

You're not fooling anyone senor, Turkey.

Well, if you don't believe us, we'll play you a song, you know?

Does Elephant Zero?

Stop it, Stop it.

Top.

Play free bird.

Next.

Wait, why play it?

You're already living it?

If you two don't?

Shut up your friend is going to get turned into turkey jerky.

My favorite rhyme time.

What butt cut nut.

Putt!

Ok, Turkey, what should we rhyme?

Gobble, Wobble, hobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble.

Hey, shut up.

I just got one question for you.

Are you trying to get us killed?

And seriously?

I'm pretty sure about 90% of the things you were saying weren't even words, Jeez.

No need to squabble over the gobble.

That's it.

No more rhyming man.

Sorry, crabby grape.

I'm not a crabby grape.

You tell them Turkey.

That's it.

I've had it.

I'm done.

All you do is annoying me with stupid noises and rhyming.

Ever since I arrived here.

All I've done is try to warn you about gobble.

What did I just say about rhyming gobble, yikes.

Poor crabby.

Great.

I agree.

Turkey.

I agree there in Orange here, ready to field your question and now to select our next question from the magical question toilet.

What?

Alright, never mind.

I'm not even gonna ask joseph Angelo Zacharias wants to know how to train your dragon.

I love that movie.

No, your dog.

He wants to know how to train your dog.

Well, that's not quite as exciting.

Yeah, well that's the question we got.

So let's get to it.

Step one, start with one.

Very simple command.

Like sit or stay or breathe fire orange.

We're not training a dragon.

Okay, okay.

Alright, next reward your puppy's good behavior if your puppy obeys a command, reward it with a dog biscuit or something.

But it's possible that your puppy might be hungrier than that, So be prepared to feed him an entire horse if need be.

Also your puppy's wings might be a little cramped.

He's never used them before.

The orange.

I'm not gonna say it again.

What puppies can have wings?

Actually, no, they can't.

Well, I believe puppies can do anything they want.

If a puppy wants to bring fire and fly, who are we to say?

No.

If a puppy wants to grow up to be a dragon and tries really, really, really hard to change, we are not going down this path.

Dude.

Next step train a dragon to train your dog.

What?

Or train a dragon to train you how to train your dog?

Whichever is more efficient.

Neither of those are efficient.

Why wouldn't you simply just train the dog to train the dog to train itself?

That's not how it works.

Train a train to train a dog and you've done it.

This video is officially the rain county.

Pretty toots orange and pear here with an episode of nautical proportions.

Today we're showing you how to train a dragon and Oranges asked to take the lead.

Don't worry pear.

I promised to pepper in plenty of useful info.

Sorry, Pepper makes me so sneezy.

Did you just seriously lug a pepper shaker all the way out here?

Just for one dumb joke.

Hey, now no need to get so salty about it.

Now let's get to it before this episode starts dragging Step one.

Be clear and direct with your instructions to your dragon observe this dragon set.

Yeah, I don't think he's paying attention to you orange.

Sure he is.

Watch this dragon keep looking the other way.

Do not pay attention to me dragon.

Oh now by away dragon.

Dude, you have zero control over that dragon.

It's just doing whatever it wants.

Oh that's a good one to dragon, do whatever you want.

Good dragon.

Well there goes Boise Idaho.