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  • Hey there.

  • Fruit lovers.

  • Welcome to the jews.

  • The only talk show with a panel of exports pair hit me with that juicy, juicy prompt today.

  • The audience wants to know if we could choose to be a different type of food, which food would it be?

  • Wow.

  • Now that's some food for thought.

  • So chew it over friends because I want to know what's the juice might be a pumpkin for sure.

  • All these years of being small, I want to be the biggest food possible.

  • You sure you wouldn't want to be a grape?

  • A grape?

  • Why the heck would I want to be a grape?

  • I just figured give it, how about you like to whine about being small Limburger from the top ropes?

  • True.

  • You do whine about it a lot.

  • I'm not split on my decision at all.

  • I'd definitely be a banana.

  • A banana.

  • Why is that?

  • Because they're peels come off really easily, which means anytime I wanted to, I could just do this.

  • Yes.

  • What?

  • Orange?

  • Stay away from the cameras, You're gonna get us kicked off.

  • Hello everyone, we're back and orange has prepared a statement and I'm very sorry.

  • What I did was very inconsiderate and nude.

  • I mean rude.

  • I meant to say rude did you on my mother's grave?

  • I bear I did Limburger.

  • How about you?

  • I'd probably choose spinach.

  • That's a good choice because it's the healthiest food.

  • Right?

  • Um, no, I was thinking because it's a really gross food.

  • So obviously no one's gonna try to eat it with the homicide rate being what it is in our kitchen being spinach is basically a cheat code you kind of already are a gross food Limburger.

  • Excuse me.

  • Oh no!

  • He actually said it.

  • What did you just say to me?

  • I I'd like to retract what I just I'll have you know that people trying to eat me all the time.

  • Okay, morning, noon and night.

  • I'm dodging knives like everywhere I go.

  • Ok, ok.

  • I believe you just watch a knife is gonna come along any minute now because I'm so delicious and irresistible.

  • Get ready any time now while we're waiting.

  • I'm gonna go ahead and answer Limburger.

  • Makes a good point.

  • Why not just choose a food that will increase your lifespan?

  • That's why I'd go with honey.

  • Honey pear.

  • Be talking crazy.

  • I'm serious.

  • Honey doesn't expire like ever.

  • It doesn't, nope.

  • Hold on.

  • So you're telling me honey is immortal.

  • Yeah, pretty much.

  • Whoa, Okay, I want to change my answer to honey.

  • Me too because honey doesn't even have appeal, which makes it outrageously easy for me to do this.

  • Yeah.

  • And we're back.

  • Orange read your statement and try to mean it this time.

  • Hello, fruit lovers.

  • I apologize for my actions which were extremely disruptive.

  • I mean disruptive disruptive.

  • I understand that any further nudity could result in a birthday suit.

  • I mean lawsuit against the juice and its producers and I'm the one who apparently can't read?

  • Okay, let's just get this over with?

  • Who hasn't gone yet.

  • Okay, marshy.

  • What food would you become if you could because that's a total cop out.

  • Marshy.

  • Yeah.

  • Answer the question.

  • Oh come on.

  • You wouldn't even want to become honey so you could be immortal.

  • Yeah.

  • There is one food I'd like to be a salad, but there's one condition.

  • Oh my gosh.

  • No, the location of the pixels only pose more questions.

  • Yo yo yo!

  • It's a bro with no clothes.

Hey there.

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