Fruit lovers.

水果愛好者。

Welcome to the jews.

歡迎加入猶太人的行列。

The only talk show with a panel of exports pair hit me with that juicy, juicy prompt today.

今天，唯一一個有出口配對小組的脫口秀節目用那個多汁的、多汁的提示擊中了我。

The audience wants to know if we could choose to be a different type of food, which food would it be?

觀眾想知道，如果我們可以選擇成為不同類型的食物，會是哪種食物？

Wow.

哇。

Now that's some food for thought.

現在，這是一些值得思考的問題。

So chew it over friends because I want to know what's the juice might be a pumpkin for sure.

所以，朋友們好好嚼一嚼吧，因為我想知道什麼是果汁可能是南瓜的肯定。

All these years of being small, I want to be the biggest food possible.

這麼多年來，我一直是個小人物，我想成為儘可能大的食物。

You sure you wouldn't want to be a grape?

你確定你不想成為一顆葡萄？

A grape?

葡萄？

Why the heck would I want to be a grape?

我為什麼要做葡萄呢？

I just figured give it, how about you like to whine about being small Limburger from the top ropes?

我只是想給它，你喜歡從頂部繩索上抱怨被小林堡人怎麼樣？

True.

確實如此。

You do whine about it a lot.

你確實經常發牢騷。

I'm not split on my decision at all.

我對自己的決定一點也不分裂。

I'd definitely be a banana.

我肯定會成為一隻香蕉。

A banana.

一根香蕉。

Why is that?

這是為什麼呢？

Because they're peels come off really easily, which means anytime I wanted to, I could just do this.

因為他們的皮膚非常容易脫落，這意味著無論何時我想，我都可以直接這樣做。

Yes.

是的。

What?

什麼？

Orange?

橙色？

Stay away from the cameras, You're gonna get us kicked off.

離攝影機遠點，你會讓我們被踢出去的。

Hello everyone, we're back and orange has prepared a statement and I'm very sorry.

大家好，我們回來了，橙子已經準備了一份聲明，我非常抱歉。

What I did was very inconsiderate and nude.

我的所作所為是非常不體貼的，而且是赤裸裸的。

I mean rude.

我是說粗魯。

I meant to say rude did you on my mother's grave?

我的意思是說，你在我母親的墳墓上無禮嗎？

I bear I did Limburger.

我承擔我做了林堡人。

How about you?

你呢？

I'd probably choose spinach.

我可能會選擇菠菜。

That's a good choice because it's the healthiest food.

這是一個不錯的選擇，因為它是最健康的食物。

Right?

對嗎？

Um, no, I was thinking because it's a really gross food.

嗯，不，我在想，因為它是一種非常噁心的食物。

So obviously no one's gonna try to eat it with the homicide rate being what it is in our kitchen being spinach is basically a cheat code you kind of already are a gross food Limburger.

是以，顯然沒有人會試圖吃它，因為在我們的廚房裡，菠菜基本上是一個作弊代碼，你已經是一個噁心的食物林堡人。

Excuse me.

請原諒我。

Oh no!

哦，不!

He actually said it.

他真的說了。

What did you just say to me?

你剛才對我說什麼了？

I I'd like to retract what I just I'll have you know that people trying to eat me all the time.

我想收回我剛才的話，我會讓你知道，人們一直在試圖吃掉我。

Okay, morning, noon and night.

好的，早上、中午和晚上。

I'm dodging knives like everywhere I go.

我走到哪裡都在躲避刀子。

Ok, ok.

好的，好的。

I believe you just watch a knife is gonna come along any minute now because I'm so delicious and irresistible.

我相信你只是看著一把刀隨時會出現，因為我是如此的美味和不可抗拒。

Get ready any time now while we're waiting.

在我們等待的時候，現在隨時準備好。

I'm gonna go ahead and answer Limburger.

我將繼續回答林伯格。

Makes a good point.

提出了一個很好的觀點。

Why not just choose a food that will increase your lifespan?

為什麼不直接選擇能增加壽命的食物呢？

That's why I'd go with honey.

這就是為什麼我會選擇蜂蜜。

Honey pear.

蜂蜜梨子。

Be talking crazy.

說得很瘋狂。

I'm serious.

我是認真的。

Honey doesn't expire like ever.

蜂蜜不會過期，好像永遠不會。

It doesn't, nope.

它沒有，沒有。

Hold on.

等一下。

So you're telling me honey is immortal.

所以你是在告訴我蜂蜜是不朽的。

Yeah, pretty much.

是的，相當多。

Whoa, Okay, I want to change my answer to honey.

哇，好吧，我想把我的答案改成蜂蜜。

Me too because honey doesn't even have appeal, which makes it outrageously easy for me to do this.

我也是，因為蜂蜜甚至沒有吸引力，這使得我做這件事容易得令人髮指。

Yeah.

是的。

And we're back.

我們回來了。

Orange read your statement and try to mean it this time.

奧蘭治讀了你的聲明，並嘗試這次的意思。

Hello, fruit lovers.

你好，水果愛好者們。

I apologize for my actions which were extremely disruptive.

我為我的行為感到抱歉，因為我的行為極具破壞性。

I mean disruptive disruptive.

我是說破壞性的破壞性的。

I understand that any further nudity could result in a birthday suit.

我明白，任何進一步的裸體行為都可能會導致被罰穿壽衣。

I mean lawsuit against the juice and its producers and I'm the one who apparently can't read?

我的意思是對果汁和它的生產商提起訴訟，而我是那個顯然不識字的人？

Okay, let's just get this over with?

好吧，讓我們把這個問題解決了？

Who hasn't gone yet.

誰還沒走。

Okay, marshy.

好吧，沼澤。

What food would you become if you could because that's a total cop out.

如果你可以的話，你會成為什麼食物，因為這完全是一種逃避。

Marshy.

Marshy。

Yeah.

是的。

Answer the question.

回答這個問題。

Oh come on.

哦，來吧。

You wouldn't even want to become honey so you could be immortal.

你甚至不會想變成蜂蜜，這樣你就可以不死了。

Yeah.

是的。

There is one food I'd like to be a salad, but there's one condition.

有一種食物我想成為沙拉，但有一個條件。

Oh my gosh.

哦，我的天啊。

No, the location of the pixels only pose more questions.

不，像素的位置只會帶來更多問題。

Yo yo yo!

喲喲喲!

It's a bro with no clothes.

這是一個沒有衣服的兄弟。