What are you screaming about?

The urchin!

Mr. Krabs!

What's all the ruckus?

There's an urchin in the kitchen.

What are you talking about?

The Krusty Krab is the standard in fast food cleanliness.

An urchin wouldn't dare step spine in this establishment.

[screaming]

The grill is still on, isn't it?

[screaming]

[sighing]

There it is! I'll get it!

Got 'em!

Hold it right there!

Gotcha, you prickly pest!

Whoa whoa whoa!

Squidward, don't let it in the dining room!

You are our last line of defense!

I'm on it.

This is terrible!

You should never put that much ketchup on a Krabby Patty.

[sighing]

[choking]

I think I'm gonna be sick.

Phew, that was close.

Thank goodness no one noticed the urchin.

Urchin?

[screaming]

[INDISCERNIBLE]

-Spoon. -Spoon.

-Plankton. -Plankton.

Oh come on! There's gotta be a better way.

-Spray can. -Spray can.

[coughing]

Hmm, I think our darling little decoy still needs something.

Oh brother.

Now get in there Planktonella

and lure that rotten little health hazard

out of me livelihood!

I'm only helping you out

so I can get back to robbing you blind!

Don't worry Plankton, we're behind you 100 percent!

This getup is 100 percent humiliating.

Here urchin urchin urchin.

Here, you dirty filth spreading porcupine.

I'm wearing lipstick here!

Come on, let's go! Uh, what was that?

Look sharp Planktonella, I think we're being watched.

[gasps]

Uh, hello?

Psst, go on Plankton, make with the romance!

Fine! Heh hey there, handsome.

You're cute... for a parasite.

[panting]

Mommy!

Come on, open up!

Help, get me outta here!

Poor Plankton.

Meh, who cares about Plankton.

What about me restaurant?

I heard that!

Enough's enough, it's time to end this madness!

Let's put this freak show on ice!

Hey, what do you know?

That seems to be slowing them down.

Better crank it all the way down,

just to be on the safe side.

That ought to do it.

It's beautiful!

Okay, I'm ready.

Here goes nothing!

Hurry Squidward!

We got 'em! Whoa, got it!

Phew.

So where do we release them?

I don't care, as long as it's far away

from the Krusty Krab!

How's this Mr. Krabs?

Keep going!

How about now?

Farther!

[phone ringing]

Is this far enough?

No, farther!

Hum, well that takes care of that particular problem.

This is Perch Perkins, reporting live from Goo Lagoon,

where I'm standing in front of what appears to be some

sort of gigantic, gooey bubble

rising out of the water into the water.

With me is Sandy Cheeks,

Ms. Cheeks as Bikini Bottoms' resident know it all,

we look to you for answers.

Who what when why when?

Well Perch,

I won't really know anything until I run some tests,

but I can tell you it's pretty serious.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to get going.

Oh yes, of course.

This is Perch Perkins, and I'm soaking wet, back to you!

Wow, it's so big!

That there's a Texas-size bubble!

First, we'll check its tensile strength.

-Tight as a drum! -Oh, I want to play the drum!

No Patrick, don't!

That thing's volatile!

There's no telling what kind of damage it'll cause if it pops!

Oh fine, here.

I don't need that old stick anyways!

[grunting]

That ain't good.

[screaming]

So, Ms. Cheeks, what's the prognosis?

Well Perch, it's my considered opinion

that now would be a good time--

Run like heck!

[screaming]

Well, there you have it, this is Perch Perkins,

about to be swallowed by a giant wave.

Hello down there, Krabs.

Look, I brought you a pretty balloon,

and in return, you can give me the Krabby Patty secret formula.

Why in the world would I want to do that?

Because if you don't, I'm going to pop

this disgusting thing and destroy Bikini Bottom!

As you can see, I projected the blast radius

of this goo-bombic balloon, and it's gonna cover

pretty much everything in town!

Oh yeah?

Well, I can't see nothing from down here.

Yeah, well, look again you dingus!

won't be blackmailed!

There's no way I'm giving you my secret formula!

You heard him, Bikini Bottom.

It's time to kiss clean goodbye!

[laughing]

Hey you, yeah you! Hold it right there, mister.

Err, not again.

Prepare to meet your match you big bubble bully!

Well, this is interesting.

Let's see where it goes.

Thank Neptune for the Bargain Mart bulk discount.

Here goes, Geronimo!

Pretty slick, huh? Get 'em!

[gasps] Uh oh.

Oh boy, get 'em you big bubble bruiser!

Woo hoo, you da man!

Okay, where were we?

Oh yeah!

There goes a real hero.

He gave his life so we could stay clean.

Oh no, he's coming back!

And he's headed right for us!

[screaming]

That's it no more messing around.

Give me that formula.

or I'll destroy this stinkin' town!

But I don't wanna!

You better do what he says, or we'll tear

your restaurant apart and give it to him ourselves.

Yeah!

-I just washed my car! -Yeah!

Err, okay, I'll do it.

Yeah!

Here, I hope you choke on it.

I can't believe it.

After all these years, it's mine!

I'm so happy I could just burst... this bubble, that is!

[gasps]

[laughing]

Ready to play with your new ball?

Here it is boy!

[meowing]

You want it boy?

[meowing]

Okay, boy, go and get it!

Go and get it, go and get it!

Fetch!

[meowing]

Okay Gary, bring it back

Come on Gary, bring it back!

You're supposed to bring it... back.

Oh well, as long as he's not chewing on my stuff.

Gary, dinner time, Gary?

Gary?

Ah!

Okay, that's just creepy.

Gary, I think you need to spend some

time away from this ball.

This isn't helping your case.

Okay Gary, fun is fun.

Now, give me that ball pronto!

[meowing]

Oh, so you've hidden it.

Oh no you don't, come here!

I bet I know where it is.

Ugh, hairball, hairball, wallet.

Darn it, I thought I lost this.

And I just cancelled my credit cards?

Hairball, toothbrush.

A-ha, I knew it!

You'll see some time apart will do you good.

There we go, out of sight, out of mind.

I know you're upset now, but wait until tomorrow morning.

Why you probably won't even remember that old ball.

[horn blowing]

Good morning, Gary.

I hope you're not still mad at me.

Gary? The ball!

I will not tolerate this disobedience Gary!

Gary, I'm not playing around.

You'd better show yourself this instant.

Okay get down here!

Hmm.

Gary, give me that ball.

Come on!

Get down!

Whoa!

Mother always said, don't run with the broom.

I'll take that!

[gasps] Gary, how could you?

You are going to have to make a choice.

It's either me or the... ball.

I hope you two will be very happy together without me!

Goodbye!

[sobbing]

[meowing]

[whistling]

[growling]

[squeaking]

[growling]

And so it's come to this.

No home, no best friend, and sleeping under a bus stop!

Hello little nematode.

Will you be my friend?

That a boy.

[giggling] That tickles!

Hey, my wallet!

Good thing I cancelled those credit cards.

[meowing]

Gary! I mean, hey, what are you doing here?

Waiting for a bus?

Oh Gary, does this mean you've come to love me

more than that chew toy?

[meowing]

Yippee!

Look, we're closer than ever.

[giggling]

Sabotage!

[whistling]

Well, my dependable spatula, shall we?

[screaming]

Wow, phase two is great! My favorite phase so far.

[laughing]

[panting]

No pulse!

We're losing him! Hang in there, buddy!

What's all the ruckus?

Clear!

Clear!

Pull yourself together, boy.

So your spatula snapped, go get yourself a new one!

I'll never forget you.

Quit that boy, it's creepy.

Spatulas can't talk!

And if I catch you talking to your next one,

I'll lock you up in a padded kitchen.

Feast your absorbent eyes on this!

Oh wow, this is the greatest spatula collection

on the whole sea floor!

These are nothing compared to...

the majestic sizzle master!

Yes, SpongeBob.

I believe the sizzle master has found its fry cook...

in you!

The legend of the sizzle master has been fulfilled!

And since you are its fry cook,

it will reduce your workload tenfold!

Hey, that rhymes! Almost.

Yes, a legend has been fulfilled today.

Go forth SpongeBob, wouldn't want you to miss the lunch rush.

Or as I like to call it, phase four.

Phase four?

How many phases are there in this convoluted plan?

Enough, my sarcastic wife.

Enough to gain SpongeBob's trust