You are about to enter the courtroom of judge walter, winchell waffle.

The foods are real, the cases are real, the rulings are final.

This is judge waffle.

Blueberry pancake is suing his former friend squash for the cost of cosmetic surgery after squash supposedly fell on top of him without warning.

All rise.

Simon didn't say okay, Simon says all rise, judge waffle.

This is case number A.

O The matter of pancake versus squash parties have been sworn in, be seated.

Simon says be seated and you guys are quick studies mr pancake What exactly happened the other day?

I was just sitting there being awesome as usual.

Then suddenly this squash fell out of the sky and squished me messed me up something fierce.

You know you look fine to me was the accident.

Really that bad your honor before the accident.

I was a blue berry muffin.

Whoa!

That's flat out crazy!

Well it certainly seems you're entitled to the money.

What do you have to say squash?

But it wasn't me, it was the one armed man convincing testimony.

Perhaps we should be looking for this one armed man, wait a second.

You're seriously rethinking your ruling because he blamed some imaginary one armed man fan and I'm a pancake your honor.

You're right pancake judgment for the plaintiff in the amount of your honor.

It was the one armed man.

Oh that's right.

I had forgotten about the one armed man Orange.

What is going on?

This must be your first trial with judge waffle.

He's one heck of a waffler.

Okay squash is guilty.

No, wait not guilty but probably guilty.

I just don't know, I see.

Why did he become a judge if he can't make up his mind?

Probably because he gets to hit stuff with his cool hammer Orange, stop it.

Simon says stop it man, my only weakness.

Alright before I can reach a decision, I'm going to need to see some evidence, your honor.

This is exhibit a my before and after photos.

You could be on a slim fast commercial exhibit B A rendering of what I'll look like after the plastic surgeon does his thing.

God, it's you like that ladies.

It's the chin of Gourd Clooney.

Wait a minute.

You're not just trying to frame squash or you can get a new chin, are you?

I think I'm going to side with squash on this one, no, no, no, I'm the victim here, a valid point in that case.

I guess I should find squash guilty, but it wasn't me, it was the one armed man.

Yes, it was the one armed man.

You gotta believe me.

No one armed man, look out, he's got his squashing gavel, try and get out of the way.

Maybe I'll stay here, but here's too dangerous, but if I move, maybe he'll miss me, what do I do?

Why can't this?

Oh man, that was an awful lot of waffle, waffling.

Hey, what's the matter?

Don't you like my joke?

Simon says laugh now.

That's batter adjourned.

Seriously, I hated that carton.

I felt like my butt was turning into jam.

Are you even listening to me?

Sorry, I can't hear a word over that guy.

Hey, hey berry boys.

Hey, what, what is it?

Who would, I don't know.

What is up squash?

Did you guys start?

What's up without me?

Yo yo yo Oh would you stop it?

Hey, did somebody say, shut up.

This is what you do with your time.

I don't even have the words for how stupid this is guys.

What if he's right?

What if this whole, what's up?

Schtick is getting old.

Whoa!

Sounds like you need, whoa, why?

What?

Why zip, zip.

The only known substance with more energy per ounce than zoom, prepare yourself for a new dimension of intensity.

Zoom is now, this is great, I'm covered in zoom juice.

Does anybody else feel kind of weird?

Uh, sticky count is weird.

Weird.

I don't feel weird.

I feel great.

I feel awesome.

I feel like, hey, strawberry, Hey orange, what is it squash, wow!

Hello, gather around fruit lovers for today is an extra special episode of how to It is Yes.

Can you not tell from the fancy decor in my bubble pipe?

I just feel like some of our, how to episodes have been a bit well.

Lowbrow, so whatever today's prompt is we're going to do it right, we're gonna be educational and we're gonna be classy about so I shouldn't have put that whoopee cushion under your chair.

Let's just get to the prompt and let's be classy about it today.

Orange and I will show you how to squash pear.

What wow.

Good thing you moved.

This episode would have been shorter than your chair is, wow, this is not how this episode was supposed to go.

We already started so we might as well make the best of it when life gives you lemons.

Make lemon juice.

Hey, that's not how the saying, wow, sorry, wow, things really went sour for old lemon.

Now then option one for squashing pair, trick him into standing directly underneath squash.

I found that book you like, oh yeah, nice try orange.

I'm not gonna fall for that.

I'll just stand over here in the shade man.

You're too smart for me.

Wait a minute.

Why is the shade getting smaller?

Gosh, you're hard to squash.

Guess it's on the option to get creative believe it or not.

There are other things capable of squashing parrot besides squash, like bookshelves and hammers, relax pear.

I promise you're perfectly safe.

Really because I feel like my life's been at risk.

This entire video, huh?

In the end.

If fair winds up being too evasive, you'll have no other choice than option three.

No one to give up you win pair.

We'll do this the classy way, come, have a drink, sit down in the shade.

You've earned it.

Yeah, no kidding.

I swear the things I put myself through, just for the sake of entertaining.

Wait the shade Circus Afro Circus Afro Circus.

Afro polka dot, polka dot polka dot afro Now, that's what this circus needs.

Look at that.

Zebra go, well, I did tell you that rainbow wigs are the wave of the future he's hired now, who do we have next?

Techno lemurs.

I love techno lemurs, so I should just put down.

Yes, Now we can only find a bear on a tricycle.

We'll take her three for three.

These are the best auditions ever.

Absolutely, we're going to be a hit now, all we need is one more big act, the grand finale.

Who's next?

Hey, sorry we're late, but there was an elephant in the carpool lane.

Good thing.

Our trunk is bigger than his.

Alright, alright, stop your clowning around and we'll uh start your clowning around.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, novelty toys and that creepy looking candy guy, prepare yourselves for the greatest show on earth.

Witness the feats that only fruits can perform.

First up, our little lumber Jack of all trades midget.

Don't worry folks, I love to multi acts.

Yes, I knew I should've juggled hippopotamuses instead.

Our next performer is never on time.

But don't worry, he's worth the, wait, f Y.

I were not a package deal?

I'm totally down with freelancing.

I'm not sure which one is the dumbbell Next.

Oh, do you know what's light, fluffy and 50ft up in the air.

What?

Oh, into the cloud, it's marshmallow and don't forget the master acrobat squash guys, I feel dizzy.

Okay wow, that really is a compact car Next.

Our final act is a mythical based beyond imagination, part fruit, part wild animal.

It's the one, it's the only right Hey, stop look guys, you're not cut out for this.

Okay, we need something fresh, something hot, something nobody's ever seen before, something like like that.

Now that's what I'm talking about.

Everybody loves techno levers.

You see that fellas that's what I'm talking about, I think you can give old big top what he's looking for.

Are you kidding?

We've always wanted to wake out hot dog.

This is it the thing finale you guys are gonna be starred, this is fantastic.

But what happened to your friend squad?

That was terrible.

Whoa, looks like we're not the only one to catch a break.

Ah It's your boy little apple today, me and the whole gang are doing the roast yourself.

Challenge the what yourself Who now the roast yourself challenge, you know what that is?

Right?

Um It doesn't involve setting your butt on fire, does it squash?

What are you talking about?

We're just gonna make fun of ourselves, You make fun of ourselves, it's super easy.

You just put on a beat and you do a diss track about yourself.

I'll go first, I promise, I'll keep it short for your sake?

Little apple.

It's the roast yourself challenge dude.

Alright, alright, alright.

Alright.

I'm orange people sometimes say I'm annoying my own best friends.

They rarely enjoy me my teeth.

I don't, I don't speak to my crushing jokes on my defense mechanism.

Yeah, that was perfect.

Orange squash.

You understand now?

Um, I guess, but why would you make fun of yourself dude, It's fun.

Here, watch this.

Uh, pear.

I'm oblong.

I'm green and I'm boring unlike orange.

My fans aren't exactly adoring.

I'd love to read books and cat juggy books and when I talk too long I leave everyone snoring.

What you guys think?

Really?

You guys, we were just joking.

Well grandpa Lemon wasn't so squash.

You ready to roast yourself?

I don't know if you guys would like it.

Yeah.

Dude, give it a spin.

Okay.

Here it goes.

Name is squash.

I only do one thing and that thing is to morning it's evening.

It's, but I'm not one trick pony cause I also came.

How was that?

Sorry about all the murder and destruction.

I tried to warn you.

Okay, maybe someone else should go.

I have a secret that I have never told.

Finally tell that was your deep dark secret that you have difficulty rhyming time to bring it on.

Cutie.

I'm tiny.

I compensate with monster trucks and likely can't breathe.

I'll keep this brief take like a week where jump scares me and sit down.

Oh cool.

Since I'm from the chocolate outside and the creamy inside, I'm probably the best cookie ever invented.

Whoa.

Thanks for filling me in, wow.

Never heard that one before.

Hey, Hey, oreo.

What squash what's a squash?

Whoa, Not crumble up again.

Hey, hey squash squash e hey, what what is it?

You can't squash this.

You don't even want to squash you, You can't watch this.

I actually like you, you can't squash this my friend squash squashes so hard.

God thank you for blessing me with the rind.

So find these two right feels good.

You know your round and you know that squash can't pound you down on the fan.

You guys watch this.

You guys watch this squash, anybody.

You can't squash this.

Every time you see squashing squashing, he means it brought the lead and he gives bananas.

Even though he squashes live, even though he tries to squash me every time I ride I'm fast that I am fresh.

I'm orange.

I'm orange.

I'm orange.

I'm orange.

Yes, watch this.

You can't watch this.

You can't watch this.

What about go squash?