like you only clumsier and then one night when he  was cutting the patties he cut off his own hand  

by mistake and he replaced his hand with a rusty  spatula and then he got hit by a bus and at his  

funeral he fired him so now his ghost returns to  the Krusty Krab to wreak his horrible vengeance  

there are three signs that signal the approach  of the high-slinging slasher first the lights  

will flicker on and off next the phone  will ring and there will be nobody there  

and finally The Hash Slinging Slasher arrives  in the ghost of the bus that ran him over then  

taps I'm a window with his grisly  spatula hand no he opens the door

he slowly approaches [Music]

and you know what he does next what  you really want to know what are you  

sure you want to know what what  did they do he got you [Music]

oh [Applause]

SpongeBob I was joking what it's not true  none of it's true it's not of course not  

nobody has a spatula for a hand it was all a joke

very funny SpongeBob what and the lights will  flicker on and off just like the story I get it

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what what hello hello nice try Squidward let's  try what the phone will ring and there will be  

no one there oh you crack me up SpongeBob  I'm not doing this calm down calm down

foreign

well they're dropping someone off

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ers

and I have a job application  I brought my own spatula  

I called her earlier but I hung up cause I  was nervous do you have references wait if  

that was you on the phone and you on the  bus then who was flickering the lights

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