I can't say what happens in the movie, but I can't say

我不能說電影裡發生了什麼，但我也不能說

that absolutely does not happen in this film.

在這部影片中絕對不會發生這種情況。

I wish it did, but it doesn't.

我希望它是這樣，但它不是。

Hey, what's up.

嘿，怎麼了。

I'm Jessica Williams and I am going to read you

我是傑西卡-威廉姆斯，我將閱讀你的文章。

some theories about the Harry Potter world

關於哈利波特世界的一些理論

and fantastic beasts.

和神奇的野獸。

Here's what I can tell you

以下是我可以告訴你的情況

about Fantastic Beasts, The Secrets of Dumbledore.

關於《神奇動物》，《鄧布利多的祕密》。

You know, everybody's got a bad ex, you know,

你知道，每個人都有一個糟糕的前任，你知道。

and Dumbledore definitely has a bad ex named Grindelwald,

而鄧布利多肯定有一個名叫格林德沃的壞前任。

played by Mads Mikkelsen.

由麥斯-米科爾森（Mads Mikkelsen）扮演。

Dumbledore recruits my character, Professor Eulalie Hicks.

鄧布利多招募了我的角色，尤拉里-希克斯教授。

She is the charms professor over at Ilvermorny,

她是伊爾弗莫尼的魅力教授。

which is the North American wizarding school.

這就是北美的巫師學校。

And she basically joins this rad tag group

而且她基本上加入了這個激進的標籤組

of misfits to help try and defeat Grindelwald.

一群不合群的人幫助嘗試打敗格林德沃。

Mr. Kolwalski, we need you.

Kolwalski先生，我們需要你。

- I said I wanted out and I want out.

- 我說過我想離開，我想離開。

(door closing)

(關門)

(Kolwalski screaming)

(Kolwalski尖叫聲)

- You do know I'm a witch, right?

- 你知道我是個女巫，對嗎？

I think that's the best I could do without giving

我想這是我能做的最好的事情了，沒有給

away anything, because then they're gonna come and get me.

離開任何東西，因為這樣他們就會來抓我。

If I just go Williams could be in any house in Hogwarts

如果我走了，威廉姆斯可以在霍格沃茨的任何一個學院。

it would absolutely be Gryffindor.

絕對會是格蘭芬多。

No question.

沒有問題。

I mean, I am a Leo.

我的意思是，我是一個獅子座。

I think Leo's belong in Gryffindor.

我認為獅子座屬於格蘭芬多。

There's a little bit of Hufflepuff to me,

我有一點赫夫帕夫的感覺。

I've been told.

有人告訴我。

When I'm feeling low key.

當我感到低調的時候。

I just want a cool night in and then I'm a Gryffindor.

我只想要一個涼爽的夜晚，然後我就成了格蘭芬多。

- [Woman] I love that,

- 我喜歡這樣。

that's like you telling the Sorting Hat.

這就像你告訴分院的帽子。

(Jessica Williams laughing)

(Jessica Williams笑)

- I'm like, let me tell you, Sorting Hat, what I'm like.

- 我喜歡，讓我告訴你，分院帽，我是什麼樣的人。

- Mm, difficult.

- 嗯，很難。

Very difficult.

非常困難。

- If I could be any house in Ilvermorny,

- 如果我可以成為Ilvermorny的任何房子。

I would absolutely be Thunderbird.

我絕對會是雷鳥。

No question.

沒有問題。

I know that professor Eulalie Hicks is a Thunderbird

我知道Eulalie Hicks教授是雷鳥的一員

and I like the word Thunderbird.

而且我喜歡雷鳥這個詞。

So all of those things make me wanna be in Thunderbird.

是以，所有這些事情都讓我想加入雷鳥。

Okay. So I'm gonna read these theories

好的，所以我將閱讀這些理論

and it looks like a lot

而且看起來很多

of these have come from Reddit, which is just really funny

這些都是來自Reddit，這真的很有趣

'cause that's where I spend most of my time.

因為那是我花大部分時間的地方。

Shout out to the, the Thalassophobia sub Reddit.

向，Thalassophobia子Reddit喊話。

I love you guys.

我愛你們。

Shout out to the Harry Potter sub Reddit.

向《哈利-波特》子網站Reddit喊話。

I read that.

我讀到了這句話。

Anyway, I am excited to read some of these Reddit theories.

總之，我很高興能讀到這些Reddit理論中的一些內容。

Reddit theory dispute by FIFA 1995.

1995年國際足聯的紅頭文件理論爭議。

Real identities and fantastic beasts.

真實的身份和奇妙的野獸。

Nagini is Merope Middle - stupidity.

納吉尼是梅洛普中--愚蠢。

Credence is Tom Riddle, Senior, stupidity.

Credence是湯姆-裡德爾，高級，愚蠢。

Jacob is Hagrid's father.

雅各布是海格的父親。

That's hysterical.

這真是歇斯底里。

Okay, here's what I will say.

好吧，我要說的是。

I did not say stupidity, stupidity is written

我沒有說愚蠢，愚蠢是寫出來的

on this card.

在這張卡上。

However, I do think Jacob being Hagrid's father,

然而，我確實認為雅各布是海格的父親。

I feel like it is likely because Dan has sort of

我覺得這很可能是因為丹有一種

this sort of scruff about him in a way,

在某種程度上，他有一種邋遢的感覺。

but I also feel like that's just absolutely not true

但我也覺得這絕對不是事實。

because I will say I'm a six foot tall woman.

因為我要說我是一個六英尺高的女人。

Dan is a lot shorter than me.

丹比我矮很多。

So I'm gonna say no.

所以我想說不。

Okay, Reddit theory Biggsybig,

好吧，Reddit理論Biggsybig。

Mary Poppins was a star employee in the Ministry of Magic.

瑪麗-波平斯是魔法部的一名明星僱員。

(Jessica Williams laughing)

(Jessica Williams笑)

Okay, so she was a Ravenclaw at Hogwarts,

好吧，所以她是霍格沃茨的拉文克勞。

after she passed her NEWTs with all five graded outstanding,

在她通過NEWTs後，她的五項成績都是優秀。

she was offered a full-time job.

她得到了一份全職工作。

Mary Poppins is never mentioned nor seen in Harry Potter

瑪麗-波平斯在《哈利-波特》中從未被提及，也未見過。

because she was killed during the first rise of Voldemort

因為她在伏地魔第一次崛起時被殺了

for her unacceptable fondness for muggles and muggle-borns.

因為她對麻瓜和麻瓜寶寶的喜愛令人無法接受。

I actually really like this one a lot.

事實上，我非常喜歡這個人。

That she was a Ravenclaw.

她是拉文克勞的人。

I would absolutely buy that.

我絕對會買這個。

There's something kind of like really pulled together, smart

有一種像真的拉在一起，聰明的東西

and kind of, that can be quite severe about her.

和種，這對她來說可能是相當嚴重的。

And I could absolutely see her in the Hogwarts' world,

而且我絕對能在霍格沃茨的世界裡看到她。

so I kind of buy this.

所以我有點相信這一點。

It sucks that she kind of just died

糟糕的是，她就這樣死了

during the first rise of Voldemort

在伏地魔第一次崛起時

and that was just like never mentioned.

而這就像從來沒有提到過。

Reddit theory from Sir Lionel 13.

萊昂內爾爵士的Reddit理論13。

Voldemort was a cannibal.

伏地魔是一個食人族。

Probably Voldemort eats people to connect his soul

可能伏地魔吃人是為了連接他的靈魂

to theirs.

對他們的。

So their soul rips his out on their way to the afterlife.

所以他們的靈魂在去往來世的路上把他的靈魂扯出來。

I mean, yeah, I could buy that

我的意思是，是的，我可以買這個

because he does a lot of bad (bleep).

因為他做了很多壞事（嗶嗶）。

So what's gonna stop him

那麼什麼能阻止他

from eating somebody if he's into it.

如果他喜歡吃人，他就不會吃人。

He also kind of appeared, he has kind of a snake face.

他也有點出現了，他有點像蛇的臉。

(Voldemort laughing)

（伏地魔笑）

Voldemort in particular strikes me

伏地魔尤其讓我印象深刻

as someone that would absolutely munch

作為一個絕對會大快朵頤的人

on somebody else's toes.

在別人的腳趾上。

Tweet from Alli Cassandra.

阿利-卡桑德拉的推特。

Would anyone like a fic about Lally Hicks unoblivating

有誰想寫一篇關於拉里-希克斯的小說嗎？

her parents?

她的父母？

I would love a fic on that, actually.

事實上，我很想寫一篇關於這個問題的小說。

That seems really cool

這似乎真的很酷

because I would love to do more movies where

因為我很想做更多的電影，其中

I get paid to be a really cool, bad (bleep) witch.

我得到的報酬是做一個非常酷的、壞的（嗶）巫婆。

And I would like the fic

我喜歡這篇小說

and then I would like the fic turned into a film.

然後我希望將這篇小說變成一部電影。

(air whooshing)

(空氣嗖嗖聲)

(chandelier shaking)

(吊燈晃動)

But I just, thank you, Harper's Bazaar

但我只是，謝謝你，《Harper's Bazaar》。

for printing it on a piece of paper.

用於將其打印在一張紙上。

That means that it matters sort of to someone.

這意味著它對某人來說是重要的。

I appreciate that.

我很欣賞這一點。

A tweet from Bungkusleis.

邦古斯萊的一條推文。

More focus on main four,

更加註重主要的四個方面。

more big bro Theseus,

更多的大兄弟特修斯。

explanation who da (bleep) Aurelius,

解釋誰達（嗶）奧勒留。

more Jude Law, Professor Lally Hicks,

更多 裘德-洛，拉里-希克斯教授。

three exclamation points.

三個感嘆號。

Tina, Jacob friendship, Nagini!

蒂娜，雅各布的友誼，納吉尼！

Most important,

最重要的是。

fixed mistakes from Crimes of Grindelwald.

修復了《格林德沃之罪》中的錯誤。

I support all of that.

我支持所有這些。

Bungkusleis or whatever is bouncing back

Bungkusleis或什麼東西正在反彈

and forth between character names and actor names

在角色名稱和演員名稱之間來回切換

which is really funny to me.

這對我來說真的很有趣。

So just more Jude Law, just as an actor, I guess.

所以只是更多的裘德-洛，只是作為一個演員，我想。

And I agree with that.

我也同意這一點。

I like Jude Law a lot.

我非常喜歡裘德-洛。

And just Professor Lally Hicks,

而只是拉里-希克斯教授。

that's a part of this really long sentence as well.

這也是這個真正的長句的一部分。

And you know what, because I'm Eulalie Hicks,

而你知道嗎，因為我是尤拉里-希克斯。

I like that.

我喜歡這樣。

Thank you so much.

非常感謝你。

I appreciate that.

我很欣賞這一點。

Mr. Scamandar.

Scamandar先生。

Tina, Jacob friendship.

蒂娜，雅各布的友誼。

I'm into that too.

我也很喜歡這個。

I stan Tina.

我支持蒂娜。

I stan Jacob.

我支持雅各布。

I love that.

我喜歡這樣。

I wanna see them as you know, maybe potential sister-in-law.

我想把他們看作是你知道的，也許是潛在的嫂子。

I think that that relationship

我認為，這種關係

between your sister's partner

你姐姐的伴侶之間

and a sister is really important.

和一個姐姐真的很重要。

It's actually really, really fragile.

實際上，它真的非常非常脆弱。

And you know, you want your sister to marry someone

而且你知道，你想讓你的妹妹嫁給某人

that you could drink a beer with or in this case

可以和你一起喝啤酒的人，或者在這種情況下

giggle water with.

傻笑的水與。

Reddit theory from Red Siren 2.

紅色妖姬2》中的紅色理論。

Where is Tina?

蒂娜在哪裡？

A theory.

一個理論。

Let's hear it.

讓我們來聽聽。

I'm positive about this.

我對這一點很肯定。

She makes a dramatic entrance to saving the group.

她以戲劇性的方式登場，拯救了這群人。

When they're attacked

當他們被攻擊的時候

by the Mantikor that was foreshadowed in the trailers.

由預告片中預示的曼蒂克爾。

And of course the long awaited kiss

當然還有期待已久的吻

with Newt, plus Salamander eyes playing

與紐特，加上薩拉曼德的眼睛玩耍

at full crescendo in the background.

在背景中完全達到高潮。

I can dream, right?

我可以做夢，對嗎？

Yeah. I mean, I know what happens in the movie.

是的，我的意思是，我知道電影裡發生了什麼。

I can't say what happens in the movie, but I can't say

我不能說電影裡發生了什麼，但我也不能說

that absolutely does not happen in this film.

在這部影片中絕對不會發生這種情況。

I wish it did, but it doesn't.

我希望它是這樣，但它不是。

For anybody that doesn't know

對於任何不知道的人來說

the Mantikors are those little tiny lobster things

Mantikors是那些小龍蝦的小東西。

that they make Eddie Redmayne

他們讓埃迪-雷德梅恩

and Callum Turner, my fellow co-stars,

和卡勒姆-特納，我的同僚。

dance with in this cave.

在這個山洞裡與之共舞。

It's in the trailer.

它在預告片中。

I didn't spoil it.

我沒有破壞它。

The Mantikors can be pretty fierce, but I do know

Mantikors可能相當凶猛，但我確實知道

that she does not show up and save the group

她沒有出現並拯救這群人

from Mantikors.

來自Mantikors。

That's what I can confirm.

這是我可以確認的。

And then the long awaited kiss with Newt,

然後是期待已久的與紐特的吻。

I would love to see that actually.

實際上，我很想看到這一點。

I love when people kiss in movies,

我喜歡電影中人們接吻的時候。

it's very exciting to me.

這對我來說是非常令人興奮的。

So I'm in to that

是以，我在這一點上。

plus Salamander Eyes playing at full crescendo

加上薩拉曼德的眼睛在充分的高潮中演奏

in the background.

在背景中。

- Salamanders.

- 蠑螈。

- Okay, so you knew that part was a reach

- 好吧，所以你知道這部分是個問題。

because at the end you said I can dream, right?

因為在最後你說我可以做夢，對嗎？

And yes.

而且是的。

Yes, Red Siren 2, you can.

是的，紅色警報器2，你可以。

And I'm going to dream with you.

而我要和你一起做夢。

Thank you so much for watching

非常感謝您的觀看

and make sure you go see

並確保你去看

Fantastic Beasts, The Secrets of Dumbledore.

神奇動物》，《鄧布利多的祕密》。

(bell dinging)

(鐘聲響起)