I think it was, like, after a party in high school on, like, a bean bag,

and his dad busted into the party and actually, like, took him off.

It was really scarring.

Tell me about your first kiss.

My first kiss.

What a memory.

Well...

- I was 11. - 12.

I was 13 and I got dared to kiss Daniel Spalding and I, like, forgot to close my eyes.

We were playing suck and blow, and he purposefully dropped the dollar so I would have to kiss him,

and then he just, like, shoved his tongue in my mouth.

When was it?

I know exactly when it was; it was⏤

June 15th, 2016.

Think I was in, like, the 7th grade at a dance.

We were dancing; she leans back and says, "Have you ever kissed a lady before?"

- No. - Do you want to?

Yeah.

I remember him leaning over to me.

He had just eaten a tuna sandwich.

His brother was playing World of Warcraft in the same room.

And then he kissed me, and then afterwards, he was like, "Could you give me a hand job?" and I was like, "No."

- Were you nervous? - I was crazy nervous.

Probably was, like, sweating profusely.

I remember being really nervous and, like, asking my friends how to do it in middle school.

And were you like practicing on them or something?

No, no!

- My first kiss⏤ - ... was in ninth grade.

- ... during a basketball game. - ... under a church pew.

- ... on a river bank. - It was in a elevator.

We were in his room, we sat on his floor.

We were on a dock, looking up at the stars.

Describe your first kiss.

I had been dating this guy for maybe, like, a week and we went to see a movie.

- What movie? - "Finding Nemo".

"Pirates of the Caribbean II"?

And the credits music of "Pirates" is really dramatic to kiss somebody to, especially for your first kiss.

We were watching "Pulp Fiction" in his basement.

It, like, went to credits, and then the credits eventually went to black.

My heart started beating really fast and I was like, "Oh, fuck."

And who made the first move?

- She did! - He made the first move.

I started off by, like ,devouring his face, and he, like, pushed me away and said,

"No, slow down. This is how we're gonna do it."

So, he, like, grabbed me, spun me around, and then dipped, and then basically was, like⏤

And was there tongue?

Yes. Yeah.

He used way too much tongue, not even completely in the mouth.

- It was a lot of slobbering. - A lot of saliva over my face.

I ended up whole-mouth kissing above all of her lips.

Lots of, like, big big mouths, like, big mouth.

I think we missed, like, 5 or 6 times.

It was just like a smush of faces.

And I was like, "Is this... is this how everybody does it?"

I was thankful my mom called me in the middle of it to end the kiss.

Was is enjoyable?

I wouldn't say that.

Do you remember it?

- Unfortunately. - I don't remember my first kiss.

I can't remember it.

My first kiss was interesting because we had grown up together.

So, he was sort of like a brother.

That's the only thing that made it weird.

She was Peruvian, so she had, like, really nice, dark, black hair, and she was hot.

I mean, for... being 12.

So awkward.

It was in a car sitting in the backseat; my mom actually told him he should kiss me.

He gave me, like, a quick peck on the cheek, and then he was driven home.

It was really awkward.

What was his name?

- Trevor. - Andrew.

- Nate. - Justin.

- Hannah. - Diana.

- Maria. - Mike Lima.

Ooph, if hhe ees this, ugh.

I honestly don't remember his name; Kevin, Ryan, one of those dude names.

His name was Tyler Hojanaki.

Do you know where he's at now?

No idea; I wish I did, though⏤dang, you gonna make me hunt this boy down.

Why... why do you want to hunt him down?

He put his mouth on me; I should know where he lives.

Describe your first kiss.

First kiss or, like, first real kiss?

Real kiss.

- It was horrible. - I did not like it.

My first kiss was in the closet of my church during Bible study.

What thoughts were running through your head?

Oh, my gosh, we're gonna get in trouble; does this mean we're not going to Heaven any more?

I was so guilty; I told my pastor immediately.

Did you get a boner?

Yeah; she broke up with me the next day.

My first kiss.

I think the girl said something about, "Aw, that was sweet."

And then we were only ever friends.

I was 14, she was 18, and we kissed in the rain on her front steps, and now I'm gay.

Even though you were gay, did you still enjoy the kiss?

Oh, yeah, it was still a pretty good kiss.

Did you tell everyone afterwards?

I told my mom, which, thinking back on it, was pretty gay.

I guess my first, like, real kiss was after I came out.

All the other kisses before that, not real.

I was on the streets of Rome with a guy named Fabio.

I remember being, like, "This is it," like, that's what it's supposed to feel like.

And then, that's when I really knew I was gay.

Describe your first kiss.

- Oh, God. - Oh.

- It's a revelation. - I felt like the man.

How old were you?

- 18? - 18.

- 21.

I actually haven't had my first kiss yet.

- How old are you? - Yeah. I just turned 20.

I mean, if anyone comes along, I'm right here.

I was old; I was 22.

Do you still know him?

Yeah, I still know him, yeah.

We're married⏤no, we're not; we're not married, no.

Wouldn't that be a great story?

My first kiss.

Do you remember who it was?

My husband.

- That... that... - He was the only person you ever kissed?

Yes.

And what was it like?

I don't think it was... I was too impressed with it.