But Trevor, how many times do I have to tell you?

It's a Swiss Tourism Ad.

It's not supposed to be funny.

Gentlemen! We are going to start to shoot on the train in four minutes.

Alright, cool, thank you. We'll see you in five.

Four. Yes, four minutes.

Look, Trevor, we don't need comedy.

Let's just stick to the Grand Train Tour of Switzerland,

tell everybody how beautiful it is.

Let's not do comedy?!

I'm a comedian, Roger! You're killin' me here!

Just on time.

Oh, look who's not on time: Mr. Four Minutes!

What happened? Huh?

I thought you were Swiss!

But the crew is over here?

Oh, I think the crew is on the wrong train.

-No, we are on the wrong train. -Roger, relax! We are not on the wrong...

Oh, oh, we're moving. We're on the wrong train.

I told you we are on the wrong train!

Now is not the time for blame, Roger. Just stop the train.

I can't stop the train...

Conductor, stop the train!

(In Swiss German) Stop, please!

911! Stop.

-It's too late! -Four minutes, stop the train!

Get the phone. He's saying he's calling you.

Call my mum!

-Get your phone, Roger! -I don't have my phone.

What do you mean you don't have a phone?!

I don't know, I gave it to Tony before I came on the train.

You have your phone?

No, I don't have my phone.

Why would you bring your phone on a shoot, come on!

(In German) Next stop, Interlaken

We're on our way to Interlaken. I don't even know what that is ...

That's two hours away from here.

Ok, This is not that bad...it's not that bad... It's not that bad, right?

We're in deep trouble.

We're on a beautiful train... we're just late.

Don't use that word. Sorry.

Sorry.

Wow, my friend, you weren't lying. This place is stunning.

Are you seeing this right now?

Every time I see it again, I think it's amazing.

Can I have a photo?

Of course, young man. We just grab a...ahhh... yeah...

-Thank you, bye! -Bye bye!

Usually, they also want a picture with me, but kids and...

Tickets, please!

They always come...

(In Swiss German) Please show your tickets.

You gotta help me out here.

-(In Swiss German) Herr Federer, hello. - Grüezi, hello.

(In Swiss German) Your ticket?

So, we got on the wrong train.

We also don't have a wallet...

maybe ask him?

(In Swiss German) Sorry, hello? Tickets please.

Ahh, hello.

-Hi. -Hi.

Do you have a ticket?

I'm a professional, very professional comedian... worldwide.

-Yes. -My name is Trevor Noah.

Yeah.

I understand, but you cannot pay me in jokes.

That was pretty good... sorry.

Okay, okay.

Actually... what if I followed you on TikTok?

No.

(In Swiss German) Excuse me,

I'll take care of this.

I'm a big fan of yours.

Thank you.

You hear that?

One fan at a time, Trevor.

I'm half Swiss, half South African.

He's half Swiss, half South African.

Half Swiss here, half Swiss there.

Yeah, we are brothers from a different mother.

From now on, hopefully he'll listen when I tell him that we're on the wrong train.

You're not on the wrong train. You're definitely on the right train.

You hear that? We're never on the wrong train.

We are on the right train.

This has been amazing, man.

Can I just say... this has been phenomenal.

I'm happy we're on the wrong train.

It was your fault, but I don't hold that against you.

This was one of the best trips I've ever taken.

I wish we could do it again.

The train to Lucerne is leaving in 45 seconds.

Hey, hey!

I hope there's another old lady.

-Hey, wait, wait! -Let's go!

[When you need the ride of a lifetime]

[You need Switzerland.]