- We just wanted to throw you a little party to show our appreciation for you, Monday.

- 我們只是想給你開個小派對以表達我們對你的感激之情，週一。

- Take a load off, relax.

- 卸下重擔，放鬆身心。

- This was your idea, huh, Saturday?

- 這是你的主意吧，星期六？

- Yeah, mine too.

- 是啊，我也是。

- Yeah, so just relax.

- 是啊，放輕鬆

- I'm the first day of the work week, okay?

- 我是工作周的第一天，好嗎？

I can't relax.

我無法放鬆。

- Here we go.

- 開始了

- I don't wanna hear anything out of you, Thursday.

- 我什麼都不想聽 Thursday

- I'm a workday just like you are, bro.

- 我和你一樣都是上班族，兄弟。

- Give me a break, Thursday, you're weekend light.

- 饒了我吧，星期四，你的週末很輕鬆。

- Oh snap. - You're thirsty Thursday.

- 哦，天哪- 週四你渴了

People go out on Thursday night and party because they know that Friday's a joke, no one gets any work done on Fridays.

人們在週四晚上外出狂歡因為他們知道週五是個笑話、 沒人能在週五完成任何工作。

- Can't argue with that.

- 這一點無可爭議。

- Don't call me thirsty Thursday, bro.

- 別叫我星期四口渴，兄弟。

- Come at me, thirsty Thursday.

- 來吧，飢渴的星期四

- I'll kick your butt.

- 我要踢爆你的屁股

- Whoa! - Thursday, relax, relax, relax.

- 星期四，放鬆，放鬆、放鬆。

- You know what, Monday? Everyone hates you.

- 知道嗎，星期一？大家都討厭你

- Guys, this was supposed to be fun, look, we got chips.

- 夥計們，這本來應該很有趣的，看，我們有薯片。

- I'm not stupid, okay, I know I'm the worst day of the week.

- 我不傻，好吧，我知道我是一週中最糟糕的一天。

Everyone knows it.

人人皆知。

- I wouldn't say you're the worst.

- 我不會說你是最差的。

I mean there are things that people don't like about each of us.

我的意思是，有些事情人們不喜歡我們每個人。

- Like what?

- 比如說？

- Well I mean people don't like me because they get the Sunday scaries.

- 我是說人們不喜歡我因為他們會在週日受到驚嚇。

- Oh don't get there.

- 哦，別去那裡。

- Uh and why do they get the Sunday scaries, Sunday?

- 他們為什麼會在週日感到恐慌？

- Well because the weekend's ending and, because, you know, they don't wanna go back to work the next day.

- 因為週末要結束了，因為，你知道的、他們第二天就不想回去工作了。

- And what day is that, Sunday?

- 星期天是什麼日子？

- It's you.

- 是你

- Look, we got beer, everybody.

- 大家看，我們有啤酒

- Tell me this, how many of you had your name become a synonym for depression?

- 告訴我，你們當中有多少人的名字是成為抑鬱症的代名詞？

Like oh you look sad, oh yeah, I got a case of the Mondays.

比如哦，你看起來很悲傷，哦，是的，我得了週一綜合症。

- That's why we're throwing this party for you, to cheer you up.

- 這就是我們為您舉辦這場派對的原因、讓你振作起來。

- Oh, we have a gift for you.

- 哦，我們給你準備了一份禮物。

- A gift? Oh great, what is it?

- 禮物？太好了，是什麼？

A mug that says, "I hate Mondays" on it?

一個寫著 "我討厭星期一 "的杯子？

- Oh I have that mug actually.

- 其實我也有這個杯子。

- Here, it's from all of us.

- 在這裡，它來自我們所有人。

- Okay.

- 好的

Labor Day.

勞動節。

Thanksgiving in Canada.

加拿大的感恩節

Christmas and New Years when on a weekend?

聖誕節和新年什麼時候在週末？

Guys, what is this?

夥計們，這是什麼？

- They're holidays. For you.

- 它們是假期。給你的

- What?

- 什麼？

- They're days off work, you deserve it, man.

- 這是你的休假日，你應得的，夥計。

- Guys, I uh, I don't know what to say, uh.

- 夥計們，我不知道該說什麼了

- What's this, guys?

- 這是什麼？

- Oh, nothing much.

- 哦，沒什麼。

- Looks like a party to me.

- 在我看來就像一個派對。

So did you guys forget to invite me?

你們忘了邀請我了嗎？

- It's just an informal thing.

- 這只是一件非正式的事情。

- Or maybe you just didn't want me here.

- 或許你只是不想讓我來這裡。

- No, we really want you here.

- 不，我們真的希望你在這裡。

- Oh boy, I need a beer.

- 哦，天哪，我需要一瓶啤酒。

- So what's the occasion?

- 那麼，是什麼場合呢？

- Um, well, you see, look Monday works so hard that we just thought it might be nice to show our appreciation for him.

- 嗯，你看，週一工作這麼努力我們只是覺得 以表達我們對他的感激之情。

- Oh right, Monday. Monday sure works hard, doesn't he?

- 對了，週一。週一工作很努力，不是嗎？

Must be real tough for you, Monday, starting off the work week all refreshed and relaxed after the weekend.

星期一，你一定很難過煥然一新開始工作周 週末過後，我很放鬆。

I don't know how you do it.

我不知道你是怎麼做到的。

- Oh, okay, well -

- 哦，好吧

- 'Cause it's not like Wednesday, it's not like waking up in that mid-week haze

- 因為它不像星期三這不像在週中的朦朧中醒來

and you just think to yourself, "Why are we still here? Just to suffer?"

你就會想"我們為什麼還在這裡？只是為了受苦？"

What's this, huh?

這是什麼？

- Nothing, it's just -

- 沒什麼，只是

- Oh this is real cute, you just giving him all the random holidays?

- 哦，這真是太可愛了，你只是給他所有隨機的節日？

- Look, Wednesday -

- 看，星期三

- No, no, no, I get it.

- 不，不，不，我明白了。

Rather than give people a day off in the middle of the week when they need it, give 'em Monday off, give 'em a nice three-day weekend.

而不是在一週的中間給人們放一天假當他們需要時，讓他們週一休息、 讓他們度過一個愉快的三天週末。

Hey, they can even take off Friday because Friday's useless.

嘿，他們甚至可以在週五休息因為星期五沒用。

- Okay.

- 好的

- Have fun at your little party, Monday.

- 週一，祝你的小派對愉快

You deserve it.

這是你應得的。

- That dude is wacky.

- 這傢伙太古怪了。

- Should we throw a party to cheer up Wednesday too?

- 我們是不是也應該開個派對讓週三開心一下？

- No, he's the worst, fudge that guy.

- 不，他是最糟糕的，去他的。

- Fine by me.

- 我沒意見。

- Yeah, fudge that guy.

- 是啊，去他的。(歡快的爵士音樂）