You are now my big fat crush I'm single as I can be

You're single, perfect for me I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons

Why you should date me Reason number one - I'm super hot

Reason number two - she's super not Reason number three - I'm all you got

And all you got is someone hot

Boy check my résumé You want a background check?

Okay.

First name hot, and last name bitch Wanna get with me?

Now that's the sitch You think I'm trash?

Hell no, I'm class and I got a big fat ass And all I gotta say is...

Please date me because I'm single S-I-N-G-L-E, love me

And hug me, and touch me And, well, fuck me

Boy, you think love is a game And it drives me really insane

Well, I'm gonna give you a few more reasons Why you should date me

Reason number four - I got cute brows You don't see it?

I don't know how Reason number five - I got more personality

than all your types Walking down the street and I see a pretty

fella I said, "Hey can you be the Troy to my Gabriella?"

AH!

La, la, la love me Your love is my drug can't you see

I love you why don't you love me Invisible to everybody

I'm sick and tired of this shit I just want a relationship

And all I gotta say is

Please date me because I'm single S-I-N-G-L-E love me

And hug me And touch me

And, well, no

Hold up wait a minute You think I'm just a toy?

Well you are just a boy And your love is a decoy

I really think you need some help Cause now I'm taken by myself

And I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons why I lo-ove me

Reason number one - I'm super hot Reason number two - you're super not

Reason number three - I'm all I got and all I got is someone hot

Boy check your résumé You want a background check?

okay First name no, last name thanks

Wanna get with me you lost your place You think you own everyone

I don't belong to anyone And all I gotta say is...

I love me because I'm single S-I-N-G-L-E love me

And hug me And touch me

And, well, fuck you