It'll be okay if you're lost here, Evan.

There are no pedophiles in Taiwan.

People are too busy getting things done to have time for any hobbies.

Mom, are we almost there yet?

I'm starving.

Yes, we are almost there.

I'm so excited to take you to my favorite place.

They only serve swordfish soup.

But it's a thousand degrees out.

So the soup will cool you off.

According to my pamphlets, it's prime biting hour.

And according to Emery's face.

I guess I just have sweet blood.

Okay, no sweet blood, no pamphlets, no complaining.

You guys need to toughen up.

Stop being soft American eggs and start being thousand year old Taiwanese eggs.

Ah, here we are.

You're late.

You're late.

Don't drink so much.

Do you remember me?

I used to come here to buy soup every day.

Oh.

See, it's so nice to be some place where you have history.

Okay, is there still a little bit of fat in the back?

There's a McDonald's two blocks away.

What was that?

I heard it reference to Mickey D's.

Nuggets.

May I use your pen?

Yeah, well, so Margaret does a lot of commercials, a ton of print work.

And I'm also the voice of Little Tong Tong in the cartoon,

Here Comes Tong Tong.

I don't know what that is, but I can tell you right now, I love it.

Aren't they sweet?

I haven't seen a couple this in love since Molly and Sam.

You know, from Ghost, we know.

So you love him?

From the first moment I saw him in the acting class.

We had to act out a scene where we hated each other.

We couldn't do it.

Come on, come on, come on, let's eat noodles.

Strange, why didn't you come in with a kick-dance?

When did you-

You boys must be starving.

We heard about your failure today at the soup place, Jessica.

Everyone knows Mr. Tung.

Oh, I guess it's gotten more gossipy around here.

It was fine.

We had a great lunch at another place.

McDonald's, we had McRibs.

You had Taiwanese McRibs.

I'm gonna write another fax to Allison.

She hasn't heard from me in two days.

Daddy, I told you nothing's gonna happen while we're gone.

Mom, every day Allison goes to Kinko's and there's no fax waiting for her is a bad day.

Because you know what is waiting for her?

The dude that works there.

Sliding in on my girl with open arms and a shiny name tag, creeping on her loneliness.

Those guys clean up.

That's why you work at Kinko's in the first place, because you're shady.

Oh, your boyfriend hasn't faxed you?

I'll fax you every hour.

I'll fax you right now.

Too sad, pretty girl.

Sorry I have a bad day.