I'll actually love for you to read it.

Yeah, for sure. Just, uh, send it to me.

Hey boo boo.

Oh, hey Cass.

Wait, are you in the play?

What play?

Lex's play.

What do you mean Lex's play?

Uh, the play that Lexi wrote.

Oklahoma.

What?

The play's called Oklahoma.

No, the drama club's doing Oklahoma.

Oh my god, do I look like I'm in Oklahoma?

Why would your play be set in Oklahoma?

You thought I was auditioning for Oklahoma.

I haven't read it, so.

Are you making fun of me or did you actually think I was auditioning for Oklahoma?

Why the fuck would you audition for Oklahoma?

I'm not.

Then why the fuck do you look like you're auditioning for Oklahoma?

Do I?

Yes.

Has everyone read Oklahoma but me?

Oklahoma's not like a play you read.

Are you on drugs?

Yes.

You realized?

Uh, I've just, nah, I've just been smoking a little bit of weed.

Wait, I don't understand.

If you're not auditioning for Oklahoma, then why do you look like that?

Like what?

Like a country music star.

In a good way or a bad way?

Bitch, you better be joking.

Are you okay, Kat?

No!

Yes!

Fuck it!

I am in love with Nate Jacobs and he is in love with me and don't you fucking give me that look, Maddie, because I didn't fuck your boyfriend.

You two were broken up for three weeks and three days before we even had sex, so I didn't betray you.

Plus, you guys are terrible for each other and you know I'm right and you guys can all judge me if you want, but I do not care.

I have never, ever been happier.

But she didn't say that.

In fact, it was much weirder.

She just stared straight ahead like she's doing now and didn't say anything.