The atmosphere is explosive as the teams hit the court.

He dribbles.

Whee!

Ow!

He gets the ball.

He goes up for the slam dunk.

Ooh!

Okay, thanks.

Left, right, no, left, left, right, left.

Up, up, up, up, down, down.

Oh, behind him.

Oh, there's the shot.

Two, four, six, eight, sixteen points.

Okay, come on now, fellows.

Whatever happened to good old Mickey Mouse?

Okay, come on now, fellows.

Whatever happened to good sportsmanship?

What are you talking about, Nick?

You know, being a good sport toward your fellow athlete.

No?

Hands up if you don't know what I'm talking about.

Hmm, let me show you.

Since the dawn of mankind, people have played sports.

The spirit of competition pitted player versus player.

Until one emerged victorious.

And through this evolved the concepts of good sportsmanship.

Like respect.

Consideration.

And teamwork.

Ooh!

Hooray!

But what about bad sportsmanship?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

That is a road you don't ever want to go down.

Things like cheating.

Disrespecting the game.

Yahoo!

And showboating.

Terrible, right?

Hooray!

Wait, no, you're not supposed to like that.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Wait, no, you're not supposed to like that.

That's bad sportsmanship.

You want good sportsmanship.

You don't want to be like this guy.

Yahoo!

Because this is what happens.

See? No one respects a cheating, rotten, swindling, bad sportsman.

But...

show just a little good sportsmanship...

and you will be rewarded.

See? What do you think?

Give it a try.

Ha-ha! Now that's good sportsmanship.

Oh, sportsman.

Yeah, that's good now.

Okay, that's really good.

Now, can we...

Oh!

Get back to the game.