No, you can't Yes, I can

No, you can't Yes, I can

No, you can't Yes, I can

Yes, I can

Anything you can be, I can be greater Sooner or later, I'm greater than you

No, you're not Yes, I am

No, you're not Yes, I am

No, you're not Yes, I am

Yes, I am

I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow

I can live on bread and cheese And only on that?

Yep Sucking a rat

Any note you can sing, I can sing higher I can sing any note higher than you

No, you can't Yes, I can

No, you can't Yes, I can

No, you can't Yes, I can

No, you can't Yes, I can

How do you sing that high?

I'm a girl

Anything you can say, I can say softer I can say anything softer than you

No, you can't Yes, I can

Yes, I can Yes, I can

I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker I can drink it quicker and get even sicker

I can open any safe without being caught That's what I thought, you crook

Any note you can hold, I can hold longer I can hold any note longer than you

No, you can't Yes, I can

No, you can't Yes, I can

No, you can't Yes, I can

Yes, I can

Yes, you can

Where do you keep all that air?

Oh

Anything you can say, I can say faster I can say anything faster than you

No, you can't Yes, I can

Yes, I can Yes, I can

I can jump a hurdle I can wear a girdle

I can knit a sweater I can fill a bedder

I can do most anything Can you bake a pie?

No Neither can I

Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter I can sing anything sweeter than you

No, you can't Yes, I can

No, you can't Yes, I can

No, you can't Yes, I can

No, you can't No, yes, I can

No, you can't.

Yes, I can

Yes, I can

No, you can't