OF "MODERN FAMILY,"

BUT AFTER WHAT I'VE DONE TO HIM IN THE PAST,

I'M SURPRISED HE'S EVEN BACK.

TAKE A LOOK.

START TALKING AS SOFIA. YOU JUST...

[as Sofia Vergara] "WATCH 'MODERN FAMILY...'"

[normal voice] OR WHATEVER YOU WANT, OKAY?

READY? - OKAY, GO.

- [as Vergara] YES, WATCH "MODERN FAMILY"--

- [growls] - OH, MY GOD!

- [singing] BABY, EVEN THOUGH I HATE YOU

- [chuckles nervously]

- [growls] - [screams]

- BECAUSE MY DOG IS SCARED OF GOING UP AND DOWN THE STAIRS.

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS. I THOUGHT HE WAS SCARED.

- SO YOU HAVE TO CARRY--

- [yells] - OH, YOU MOTHER--

[cheers and applause]

I'M DONE!

- FROM "MODERN FAMILY," PLEASE WELCOME ERIC STONESTREET.

[cheers and applause]

- [singing] I SHOULD BE WISER

AND REALIZE THAT I GOT

- [singing] ONE LESS PROBLEM WITHOUT YOU

I GOT ONE LESS PROBLEM WITHOUT YOU

I GOT ONE LESS PROBLEM WITHOUT YOU

- I GOT ONE LESS, ONE LESS PROBLEM

- ONE LESS PROBLEM WITHOUT YOU

I GOT ONE LESS PROBLEM WITHOUT YOU

I GOT ONE LESS PROBLEM WITHOUT YOU

- I GOT ONE LESS, ONE LESS PROBLEM

- HI. HI, I'M ELLEN.

HI. HI.

HI.

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

- THESE ARE MY TWO BEST FRIENDS,

PAUL AND STACEY, HERE TO HAVE MY BACK TODAY, ELLEN.

[laughter]

- HI, PAUL AND STACEY.

- YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.

YOU PROVED, THE LAST COUPLE TIMES,

YOU AND YOUR PRODUCTION STAFF DON'T GIVE TWO CENTS ABOUT ME.

OR MY UNDERWEAR, BECAUSE I ABOUT CRAPPED THEM

THE LAST TIME I WAS HERE.

SO I'M RELYING ON FRIENDSHIP TODAY.

SO PAUL AND STACEY ARE HERE.

THEY TOOK OFF A DAY'S WORK.

THEY'RE GONNA GO BACKSTAGE,

CREATE A PERIMETER.

IF YOU SEE ANYTHING--

A GUY IN A DOG COSTUME, A CLOWN COSTUME,

A TRANSPARENT 1930s GIRL WITH A RAG DOLL

FLOATING IN THE AIR--

DON'T HESITATE TO INTERRUPT THE INTERVIEW, OKAY?

- WELL, LOOK, THEY CAN-- THEY CAN'T--

THEY CAN STAY BACK THERE, 'CAUSE NOBODY'S COMING OUT.

I PROMISE. NO ONE'S COMING OUT.

SO YOU CAN--

- GO BACKSTAGE. CREATE A PERIMETER.

WE NEED A CODE WORD. WE NEED A CODE WORD.

IF YOU SEE ANYTHING, SAY,

"ERIC, SOMEBODY'S ABOUT TO SCARE YOU."

- THAT'S A GOOD CODE. THAT'S A REALLY GOOD CODE.

- THANK YOU, ELLEN. - YEAH.

- THOSE Q AND As ARE FUN, ELLEN, BUT WHAT--

SOMETIMES EMBARRASSING THINGS HAPPEN IN THOSE THINGS.

I WAS IN UTAH DOING ONE AT A COLLEGE,

AND THESE TWO GIRLS GOT UP IN THE MIDDLE OF MY Q AND A

AND LEFT.

AND I HAVE A MIC--

[screaming] OH, YOU--

[cheers and applause]

- [laughing]

- I'M NEVER COMING BACK.

I MEAN, YOU'VE JUST LOST ONE OF YOUR--

NO, ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE GUESTS, YOU JUST LOST HIM.

- NO, NO, NO, NO.

LOOK AT YOUR FRIENDS BACKSTAGE.

YOUR FRIENDS ARE TAKING PICTURES.

- GOOD JOB. WAY TO GO, GUYS.

- OKAY, WAIT.

SO, WAIT, I WANT TO HEAR THE STORY,

'CAUSE I WANT TO HEAR THE EMBARRASSING,

BUT WE'RE GONNA TAKE A BREAK, AND YOU'LL--

- I'M ALMOST CRYING!

[laughter]