I think that's everything.

You're gonna hit me.

This isn't about you Darwin abort the mission So if you're not angry at gumball, who are you angry at?

Some kid at school.

He's gonna wish he'd never been born You can't just go to school and beat up kids you don't like if we resort to violence We're no better than beasts like wolves or bears or eagles, but you're actually pretty rad animals But do you know what these awesome animals would say about this?

They would say Which probably means violence is not the answer but no you're gonna patch things up with this pest with the help of your big brother Okay, first I want you to learn what it means to hurt someone I'm the one no arguing you want to use violence The first you need to understand how it makes people feel.

Wait, what hit him guys.

You don't understand But also sorrow isn't there a better solution to our problem The violence inflicted upon me has instilled a rage that can only lead to more violence Oh as an innocent bystander, I fell unjustly hurt the violence has now become a vicious circle Don't forget everything I said Come on man, you both know this is just posturing.

Yeah, but I thought you might bite if I went big Let's just try to find an actual solution Okay, I printed off a list of solutions for dealing with pests from the experts on Elmo pedia Who wrote it whoever logged into the web page within the last three minutes that could be anyone.

How do we know?

They're an expert.

Don't worry on the Internet.

Everyone's an expert solution.

Number one.

You need to stop feeling powerless Solution number two if they're getting you down try boosting your self-esteem What do you see nothing Now what do you see I see an ugly drooling rabbit, that's not true.

Oh What I see is a radiant little girl or a really smelly one a young lady who smiles at life in spite of a really poor dental hygiene a Girl who confidently looks to the future and the past at the same time Look, I get what you're trying to do But trust me this kid is too annoying every word that comes out of his mouth makes me angrier than a goat on fire Anyway that brings us neatly on to solution number three ignoring him I'll show you I am entering a state of calm where no words or actions can harm me Go on go try me no matter what you say.

I cannot be affected You can scream as much as you like I Solution for try to avoid the person who has upset you how we're in the same school Simple you just stay 20 feet away from him at all times like this Now take a step see there's nothing you can do to hurt me from this distance This is absolutely safe, there's no way you can I Solution number five ask an authority figure for help Very well, what's the problem with this kid bothering you he doesn't like me.

I see Well, there must be something in this rulebook when people don't like you weird.

There's nothing How about a rule against you ever having to face disappointment?

No, maybe one about overprotected little snowflakes who need to be shielded from the real world.

Okay, we get it But please this kid's horrible.

You don't want to see a horrible two million years ago Bashed on the head with a rock by two homo erectus parents because I taught their kid how to make fire 4,000 years ago got chased out of the tribe for trying to integrate the wheel into the curriculum On the day of Columbus's arrival on a wet floor.

The timing was just coincidence, but it's still really hurt Salem 1692 witch-hunt