Hey, Chef! Chef, what's a prostitute? Dag-nabbit, children!

嘿，大廚大廚，什麼是妓女？Dag -nabbit，孩子們！

How come every time you come in here, you gotta be asking me questions I shouldn't be answering? Chef, what's a clearance?

為什麼你每次來這裡 都要問我一些我不該回答的問題？大廚，什麼是許可？

What's a lesbian, Chef?

什麼是女同性戀，大廚？

How come they call it a ram job, Chef?

大廚，他們怎麼把這叫做 "公羊工作"？

For once, can't you just come in here and say, "Hi, Chef!

就這一次，你就不能進來說 "嗨，大廚 "嗎？

Nice day, isn't it?" Hi, Chef!

天氣不錯吧？"嗨，大廚

Nice day, isn't it?

天氣不錯吧？

It sure is!

確實如此！

Thank you! Chef, what's a prostitute? Uh-uh!

謝謝大廚，什麼是妓女？呃 -呃

You children are gonna get me in trouble with the principal again!

你們這些孩子又要給我惹校長的麻煩了！

Lunchtime!

午餐時間

I'm starved! Oh, my God!

我餓死了我的天啊 Oh, my God！

Eric?

埃裡克？

That's me!

這就是我！

Chef was just about to tell us what a prostitute is!

大廚正要告訴我們什麼是妓女！

Why do you need to know what a prostitute is, anyway? Because Jesus told us that Kenny's a prostitute, is he? Well, no, of course Kenny is not a prostitute!

你為什麼要知道什麼是妓女？因為耶穌告訴我們肯尼是個妓女，對嗎？嗯，不，肯尼當然不是妓女！

Why? Well, because, children, a prostitute is someone who you can pay for certain services.

為什麼？因為，孩子們，妓女就是你可以花錢買某些服務的人。

Like what? Like keeping you company, understand? No!

比如什麼？比如陪你，明白嗎？不明白

You see, children, sometimes a man needs to be with a woman.

孩子們，你們看，有時候男人需要和女人在一起。

But sometimes when the loving is over, the woman just wants to talk and talk and talk and talk.

但有時，當愛結束後，女人只想不停地說話，不停地說話，不停地說話。

But a prostitute is someone who will love you no matter who you are or what you look like. Yes, it's true, children.

但妓女是不管你是誰，長什麼樣都會愛你的人。是的，這是真的，孩子們。

That's not why you pay a prostitute.

這不是你付錢給妓女的原因。

No, you don't pay for her to stay, you pay for her to leave afterwards.

不，你不是花錢讓她留下，而是花錢讓她離開。

That's why it pays a lot for prostitutes. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. James Taylor.

這就是為什麼妓女的收入很高 That's why it pays a lot for prostitutes.女士們先生們 有請詹姆斯-泰勒先生

A prostitute is like any other woman.

妓女和其他女人一樣。

They all trade something for sex and they do it well.

他們都是以物換性，而且做得很好。

That's why I say, "Prostitutes, prostitutes, they all..." James Taylor, what the hell you doing in here singing about prostitutes to the children?

所以我說，"妓女，妓女，她們都是......"詹姆斯・泰勒，你在這裡對著孩子們 唱妓女的歌幹什麼？

Get out of here!

離開這裡

These children tricked me!

這些孩子騙了我！