Hey, Chef! Chef, what's a prostitute? Dag-nabbit, children!

How come every time you come in here, you gotta be asking me questions I shouldn't be answering? Chef, what's a clearance?

What's a lesbian, Chef?

How come they call it a ram job, Chef?

For once, can't you just come in here and say, "Hi, Chef!

Nice day, isn't it?" Hi, Chef!

Nice day, isn't it?

It sure is!

Thank you! Chef, what's a prostitute? Uh-uh!

You children are gonna get me in trouble with the principal again!

Lunchtime!

I'm starved! Oh, my God!

Eric?

That's me!

Chef was just about to tell us what a prostitute is!

Why do you need to know what a prostitute is, anyway? Because Jesus told us that Kenny's a prostitute, is he? Well, no, of course Kenny is not a prostitute!

Why? Well, because, children, a prostitute is someone who you can pay for certain services.

Like what? Like keeping you company, understand? No!

You see, children, sometimes a man needs to be with a woman.

But sometimes when the loving is over, the woman just wants to talk and talk and talk and talk.

But a prostitute is someone who will love you no matter who you are or what you look like. Yes, it's true, children.

That's not why you pay a prostitute.

No, you don't pay for her to stay, you pay for her to leave afterwards.

That's why it pays a lot for prostitutes. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. James Taylor.

A prostitute is like any other woman.

They all trade something for sex and they do it well.

That's why I say, "Prostitutes, prostitutes, they all..." James Taylor, what the hell you doing in here singing about prostitutes to the children?

Get out of here!

These children tricked me!