I don't know what that is still.

Bye.

Bye.

I can't do it.

What? What are you talking about?

Dude, I was so ready to like run in there, like kill her and stuff, but I just, I've hungover from the wedding.

Wedding?

Yeah, you're going to have to do it. I can't do it. I can't do it.

Okay, fine. Pass me Jumbo's knife.

Actually, this is a fake knife.

What?

Yeah, it's one of those plastic knives that retracts. See?

Oh my God.

It's a gag knife.

Oh my God. I paid $600 for that, dude.

Oh, you should probably try to get that back.

He deleted everything and moved to New Jersey. I can't go home.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, that's bad.

Oh my God. What are you doing?

Uh, I guess we were trying to stab you in the heart.

What? Why? Do you not like me?

No, no, we don't. No, you're evil.

Yeah, you're the daughter of Satan.

You think I'm evil? You've misunderstood me.

Wait, wait, wait. Are you saying that you didn't suck the boss's life out of him and put him into a sclerotoma so you could take over the business and give it all to Satan?

No, I did do all of that, but you didn't have to be so nasty about it.

Wait, what about the boss?

I don't get it. Shouldn't the curse be broken by now?

Wait, Charlie, I remember reading in that book that the only way to wake someone from the demon's curse is a kiss of true love.

All right, I'll do it for the boss.

No, no, I'm just fucking with you. I'm good. I'm good.

Don't do that shit, man. I've got a heart condition, dude.

Oh, come on, Charlie. Don't be like that.

Dude, seriously, I have a pacemaker. I don't mind the joke, but just not with the hard stuff. Don't mess with the hard stuff.

No, but all jokes aside, thanks for breaking me out of that curse.

Last thing I remember, she was sucking the soul right out of my asshole.

I'm out.