Andit's sosadbecausehavingpridecolorsonbridgesalsoprevented a lotofstraightpeoplefromkillingthemselves.
Guyswouldbelike, hey, I can't jumpoffthisbridge, that's gay.
Butifyouthinkitcan't getanypettierthan a banonrainbowbridges, there's a barinIdahosaying, holdmyheterosexualbeer.
AnIdahobarisoffering a breakfromthepridepushthat's beingforcedonAmericansbydeclaringJunetobeHeterosexualAwesomenessMonth.
TheOldStateSaloonofferingdealsallmonthlong, includingHeteroMaleMonday, whenanyheterosexualmale, getthis, whomustbedressedlike a heterosexualmale, gets a freepintofbeer.
Youmustbedressedlike a heterosexualmale.
So, thisstraightbarisgonnabecritiquingeveryone's outfitsassoonastheywalkinthedoor?