Any Chinese?

Yeah.

Woo!

I'm saying, that could be your last name.

Woo!

It's a mess over there.

It's a mess over there.

That's who can't do business together.

Chinese people and Indian people cannot do business together.

Because Indians cannot live without a bargain and Chinese people cannot give you a bargain.

Their objective is to get every penny from you and ours is to keep every penny.

That's a really bad power struggle there.

I went to this Chinese mall.

Some of you may know it, Pacific Mall.

That's the wrong place for an Indian guy to go.

I saw this bag, I wanted to buy this bag there.

I go, how much?

I go to the Chinese guy behind the counter.

How much?

He goes, thirty-five dollars.

How about thirty?

And Chinese people will never tell you no.

The longest no you've ever heard in your life.

Like you just said, the most ridiculous thing they've ever heard in their life.

I'll give you thirty.

No.

No.

I can't do thirty dollars.

I sell you thirty dollars today, you come tomorrow, I'll close down.

I'm like, alright, well then give me a deal on the purse, man.

I don't want to pay thirty-five bucks.

Okay, one second.

I talk to my wife.

One second.

Thank you.

Okay, you seem like a nice guy.

I'll give you the best price.

Thirty-four fifty.

I'm like, that's fifty cents, man.

He goes, fifty cents is a lot of money.

You save fifty cents here, then maybe you go somewhere else, you save another fifty cents.

Then you have one dollar.

Then you take your dollar, you go to the dollar store, you buy something else.

This starts turning into my money manager or something.

Let me financial plan for you.

I'm like, you know what, dude, forget it.

I don't want it, it's not a deal.

He starts telling me stuff that has nothing to do with anything.

I go, I'm leaving.

He goes, hey, be a man.

Be a man.

Do the right thing.

What are you talking about, do the right thing?

Maybe you don't buy the purse right now.

You go somewhere, you walk around the mall, you see something else you don't buy, you come back, you say, hey, I want the purse for $34.50.

I say, no.

You don't give for $34.50 now, price gone up maybe $40.

Be a man.

We just can't do business, man.

We could work together, we just can't work with each other.

We just can't do business.

We just can't do business.

We just can't do business.

We just can't do business.

We just can't do business.

We just can't do business.