Why you gotta be so mindless?

I just wanna call her.

No.

Just wanna text her.

No!

Just wanna like her post.

Absolutely not!

Are you crazy?

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Listen, you gotta calm down.

You keep this up, we're never gonna have a girlfriend.

Or relationship.

No kids.

No family.

The window will close.

Our genetic history will be interrupted.

Lost in space time forever.

As if we never existed.

And all because of you.

Alright.

Call then.

Exactly.

Thank you.

It's good to see you come to your senses.

I think I told you a thousand times already.

Stop calling my phone!

I don't like you.

I never did.

Never will.

Never wanna see you in this life.

Or the next.

Or the next.

If you call again, I'm going to the police.

Or was that no kids because of me thing again?

Do you wanna go and get some ice cream?

Jesus.

Sure, let's go get heavy.

See if we can find a new girlfriend soon.

So heartless, but you're right.

Nah, seriously, let's go.

I can really use the dopamine.

Cookies and cream?

My man.