Aw, come on.

You know I don't believe in any of that stuff.

But Johnny, what if you're wrong?

If you just choose to believe in God, you'll have nothing to lose if God doesn't exist.

So why not just believe?

I don't know why I didn't think of that before.

You're right.

What was I thinking?

Don't worry about that now, Johnny.

It's not too late.

There's still time to be saved.

Accept Jesus Christ into your heart.

Give your sins to him.

He is your Lord and Savior.

I do.

I do.

I'm a sinner and I ask for your forgiveness.

Jesus, I accept you into my heart as my Lord and Savior.

It's okay.

He died a Christian.

He'll be waiting for us in heaven.

Oh, shit!

No virgins for you!

Well, well, well.

What do we have here?

It is yet another Christian doll.

What shall we do with him, Allah, most merciful?

What else, Jeff Hamid?

Burn him!

Wait, Islam was the right religion?

Of course.

Well, not all of it.

The Sunnis obviously had it right.

But Mohammed was supposed to have flown to heaven on a flying horse.

How was I supposed to believe that?

Oh, but you believed Jesus flew to heaven using nothing at all?

How was he supposed to reach escape velocity without a flying horse?

Or at least, uh, how you say, uh, space shuttle?

To hell with you, Christian dog!

Hey, whatever happened to my beautiful flying steed anyway?

Jeff Hamid prefers light snacks.

No!

No matter what you believe about God, the vast majority of the world believes differently than you do, including all their various incompatible personal confirmations from God himself, who usually coincidentally confirms the predominant beliefs of the geographic region in which the believer resides.

If your God exists, and he is both good and powerful, then why does he allow the vast majority of the world to be deceived?

Why does he give fiction more power than truth?

And how do you know you're not among the ones being deceived?

Because no matter what, a hell of a lot of people have to be wrong about this, despite their fervent faith and their relationship with God.

For at the very most, only one religion can be correct, and at the least, none of them are.

So how do you know you've got it right, and that everyone else is wrong?

What if you're all wrong?