Aw, come on.

別這樣

You know I don't believe in any of that stuff.

你知道我不相信這些東西。

But Johnny, what if you're wrong?

但是約翰尼，如果你錯了呢？

If you just choose to believe in God, you'll have nothing to lose if God doesn't exist.

如果你選擇相信上帝，那麼即使上帝不存在，你也不會有任何損失。

So why not just believe?

那為什麼不相信呢？

I don't know why I didn't think of that before.

我不知道為什麼我之前沒想到這一點。

You're right.

你說得對。

What was I thinking?

我到底在想什麼？

Don't worry about that now, Johnny.

現在不用擔心了，強尼

It's not too late.

現在還為時不晚。

There's still time to be saved.

還有時間獲救。

Accept Jesus Christ into your heart.

接受耶穌基督進入你的內心

Give your sins to him.

把你的罪孽交給他

He is your Lord and Savior.

他是你的主和救世主。

I do.

我是這麼想的。

I do.

我是這麼想的。

I'm a sinner and I ask for your forgiveness.

我是罪人，我請求你的寬恕。

Jesus, I accept you into my heart as my Lord and Savior.

耶穌，我接受你成為我心中的主和救世主。

It's okay.

沒關係。

He died a Christian.

他是以基督徒的身份去世的。

He'll be waiting for us in heaven.

他會在天堂等著我們。

Oh, shit!

哦，該死

No virgins for you!

你沒有處女

Well, well, well.

好，好，好。

What do we have here?

這裡有什麼？

It is yet another Christian doll.

這又是一個基督教玩偶。

What shall we do with him, Allah, most merciful?

真主至仁，我們該如何處置他？

What else, Jeff Hamid?

還有什麼，傑夫-哈米德？

Burn him!

燒死他

Wait, Islam was the right religion?

等等，伊斯蘭教是正確的宗教？

Of course.

當然。

Well, not all of it.

好吧，也不是全部。

The Sunnis obviously had it right.

遜尼派顯然是對的。

But Mohammed was supposed to have flown to heaven on a flying horse.

但穆罕默德應該是騎著飛馬飛上天堂的。

How was I supposed to believe that?

我怎麼會相信呢？

Oh, but you believed Jesus flew to heaven using nothing at all?

哦，但你相信耶穌飛上了天堂，根本沒有使用任何東西？

How was he supposed to reach escape velocity without a flying horse?

沒有飛馬，他怎麼能達到逃逸速度？

Or at least, uh, how you say, uh, space shuttle?

或者至少，呃，你怎麼說，呃，航天飛機？

To hell with you, Christian dog!

讓你見鬼去吧，基督狗

Hey, whatever happened to my beautiful flying steed anyway?

嘿，我那美麗的飛行駿馬到底怎麼了？

Jeff Hamid prefers light snacks.

傑夫-哈米德更喜歡小點心。

No!

不

No matter what you believe about God, the vast majority of the world believes differently than you do, including all their various incompatible personal confirmations from God himself, who usually coincidentally confirms the predominant beliefs of the geographic region in which the believer resides.

無論你對上帝的信仰如何，世界上絕大多數人的信仰都與你不同，包括他們從上帝本人那裡得到的各種不相容的個人確認，而上帝通常會不約而同地確認信徒所在地區的主流信仰。

If your God exists, and he is both good and powerful, then why does he allow the vast majority of the world to be deceived?

如果你的上帝存在，而且他既善良又強大，那麼他為什麼允許世界上絕大多數人被欺騙呢？

Why does he give fiction more power than truth?

為什麼他賦予虛構比真實更多的力量？

And how do you know you're not among the ones being deceived?

你怎麼知道自己不是受騙者？

Because no matter what, a hell of a lot of people have to be wrong about this, despite their fervent faith and their relationship with God.

因為無論如何，很多人都會在這件事上出錯，儘管他們有著虔誠的信仰，與上帝有著千絲萬縷的聯繫。

For at the very most, only one religion can be correct, and at the least, none of them are.

因為最多隻有一種宗教是正確的，而最少沒有一種宗教是正確的。

So how do you know you've got it right, and that everyone else is wrong?

那麼，你怎麼知道自己是對的，而其他人都是錯的呢？

What if you're all wrong?

如果你們都錯了呢？