Can you turn it down, please?

You're starting to toast my marshmallows.

Thank you very much.

You're a nice kid.

Don't change.

All right.

Let me see.

Yeah.

Look at our son.

Such a big shot now.

Seems like just yesterday, I diapered this little tushy.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Mother, please.

My tushy.

I have to work with these people, huh?

What are you guys doing here?

Well, you asked us to pick up Michelle.

Yes, it's 6 o'clock.

It's only 4, Mother.

Oh, are we early?

Irene, you have a camera around your neck.

You're not fooling anybody.

OK, OK.

We came to see Michelle.

Where's our little superstar?

Step aside, please.

Make way for Miss Tanner.

Hey, Dave.

Hey, Dave, I told you you'd get a laugh with that.

No, please, no autographs.

Miss Tanner can't write.

Look at this little cutie pie she's like.

Irene, who's that redhead I like on Gilligan's Island?

Not Mary Ann, the movie star.

Tina Louise.

That's right.

She's a teeny, tiny Tina.

And look at that little tushy.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Mother.

Do you have to grab everyone's tushy?

Come on, Irene.

All right.

Here we go, little angel.

OK, now what you do, you sit up here on the marshmallow.

Ma.

Stand by, everyone.

Stand by, everyone.

We're almost ready.

OK, ready.

Make marshmallow magic.

That's it, marshmallow magic.

OK, Michelle, let's show Mr. Malatesta just how we practiced it.

No more.

This is just how she warms up.

That's right, she throws one first.

Meryl Streep, same technique.

OK, Michelle, remember, yummy in the tummy.

Yucky.

It sounded like she said yucky.

Tummy full.

Well, see, what's happened, sir, is she's rehearsed all day.

She went through a whole bag of these.

Oh, hey, I understand.

It happens.

Dump the baby.

See if you can get me that baby from the dog food commercial.

Sir, let her digest.

Is this guy crazy?

This is the next Tina Louise.

Mickey, let me talk to him.

I can be nice.

Mother, that's my boss.

Don't touch his tushy.

Oh, Michelle, you were terrific.

We just let you eat too many marshmallows.

Now, don't take this personally.

You're fired.

You're fired.

No, you're fired.