Lance Slashblade?

But he's a video game character.

Why is he here?

Yeah, I always thought Riley had a secret crush on him.

I never saw the appeal.I long to be a hero.

But darkness haunts my past.

I am 100%.

We were all banished here.

Deemed unfit.

Worthless.

Don't you dare say that!

You do not deserve to be thrown away!Uh, one second, Lance.

Don't you remember his power move?

I'm coming for you, Riley!

Oh yeah?

Watch this!

Come on!

No one is totally worthless.

But I am a warrior cursed with a feeble attack.Then you must make your curse your gift.

Shield yourself, my friends.

For I shall set you all free!