Would you be a dear and get me a cup of coffee?

Sure.

Black, right?

Actually, now I think I want it hot, brown, and sweet.

Coming right up.

What?

What do you mean, what?

It's Halo Night.

I can't.

I'm too sick.

Gooey.

That's why we moved Halo Night here.

Look, I brought my mom's chicken soup.

I'm not hungry.

Don't send him away.

Let him in.

Who is that?

I bought a parrot.

Yeah, right.

Dr. Plimpton.

Hi.

Howard, right?

Yeah.

Can I ask you a question, Howard?

Do you like role-playing games?

Yeah, sure.

In fact, I'm a dungeon master.

Not tonight.

Tonight, you are a delivery man.

You brought soup, but uh-oh, Raj and I don't have enough money to pay you.

So we'll have to come to some other kind of arrangement.

Beg pardon?

You two figure out the details.

I'm going to go change into something.

I don't mind getting ripped off my milky flesh.

What the frack?

Go away.

She wants New Delhi, not kosher deli.

Besides, you have a girlfriend.

You broke up weeks ago.

Why didn't you say anything?

I was waiting for the right time.

This is the right time.

Hey, who's ready for Halo?

Oh, this is like a nightmare.

Get lost.

He's right.

The numbers are shaky enough as it is.

I don't understand.

Oh, good, Leonard's here.

Good?

Elizabeth, what's going on?

What's going on is you and Howard are my moving men, and Raj is my new landlord, and I don't have enough money to pay any of you.

Is she suggesting what I think she's suggesting?

Yup.

Welcome to the penthouse forum.

OK, show of hands, who's up for this?

We'll all be naked in front of each other.

I'm out.

Everybody ready?

Follow my lead.

Almost.

We're going to go out into the hallway and make a dramatic entrance.

Oh, good.

It's so much better when everyone commits.

Run, run, run, run.

Don't look back.

I thought we had something special.

So you say you can't pay your rent.