Hey, how are you holding up, Sadness?

I know they got you working overtime.

Ever since his wife left him, I just couldn't take a break.

Dang, how long has it been?

It's been months!

Oh, dang.

Here, let me see if I can...

Ouch!

Yeah, sorry.

I wish I could help, but IT hasn't fixed my login credentials yet.

Oh my god.

Hey, what are you doing?

I'm taking PTO.

Wait, you can't just do that.

You gotta get that approved first.

I don't care.

I don't care. These are unfair working conditions.

You guys couldn't control his anger, and now I'm the one that has to clean up his mess.

Okay, now.

It was between spending time with her or the new Elden Ring DLC.

I had to make a decision.

But you didn't need to make him yell at her like that.

Yeah, well, Joy made me do it.

Look, I just really want to play Elden Ring.

You know what?

I'm taking off indefinitely.

Hey, um...

Who are you?

Oh, I'm the new temp covering for Sadness.

You can call me Depression.

Wow, that was quick.

How long are you here for?

I don't know.

Could be a few days, weeks, months, or maybe until he has no reason to live.

I don't know.

Wait, what?

Alright, let's see here.

He's drinking orange juice?

Yeah, we're gonna need something stronger than that.

Wait, wait, wait. What are you doing?

It's still early in the day.

Oh, relax. He just needs to loosen up.

What do you got him doing now?

Just scrolling down memory lane.

I don't think scrolling through old Facebook photos is good for him right now.

Hey, when was the last time you got any, you know...

What do you mean?

Yeah, hey man.

Can you come up here for a second?

What'd you need, Depression?

Aroused?

Joy, is that you?

Oh, wow.

Long time no see, man.

It's been a while.

When was the last time we met?

The wedding?

I think it was the honeymoon.

Oh, wait, wait. No, no, no.

That time in Peru.

Oh, yeah. Peru.

Yeah, good times.

Good times.

So, you know Depression?

Oh, we worked on a few projects together back in the fantasy department.

Oh, what projects?

Let's not bring that up right now.

Anyways, do you know anyone he used to hook up with?

Any old flames or exes?

Nope.

Has he checked his Facebook?

He's doing that right now.

Um, guys, I don't think this is the time for him to hook up with anyone.

Trust me.

He just need to get his mind off the pain for a while.

You know, I think what's best for him is that he should get back on a journey of self-love, you know? Like get back into his hobbies, reconnect with friends, you know?

I think that would definitely help.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're probably right.

Wait, what's that?

What's what?

Whose page is that?

Is that who I think it is?

Oh, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Alright, it's game over.

We're shutting this place down, boys. - No, no, no.

Hold on, hold on. - No, no, no, no, no, no.

It's no safe here.- I think we're safe.

Let's just call it off. - Come on.

I said no.

All right, everyone, get out.

Who are you?

I am Insecurity.

I'm here to stop this entire meltdown.

Now, get out.

All right, listen here.

I'm gonna need you to suck it up because today is the day you're gonna become a man.

From now on, the gym's your home.

You're gonna be drinking protein shakes, listening to Andrew Tate podcasts, investing in Bitcoin, and then today, you're buying a Dodge Charger.