Who wants to play Guess Who?

I don't like that game.

It's not inclusive.

Yeah, it only has two genders.

Not anymore!

Yay!

Introducing the all-new Guess Who!

Now with all 437 genders.

Is your person bigender?

Mom, you cannot determine someone's gender based on their appearance.

That's disrespectful and offensive.

Is your person a demiborn?

Identifying someone solely based on their gender is reductive and offensive.

Does your person look like someone who is trying to adopt the appearance of a traditional female?

Privileging traditional gender stereotypes is patriarchal and offensive. 437 gender Guess Who?

Great for the whole family.

Family may include, but is not limited to, single-parent families, blended families, chosen families, LGBTQIA+, families, and should not be defined solely based on blood relations or legal ties, and can be found in friendships, communities, and other relationships where everyone feels valued and respected for who they are.

This game has too many pieces.

It's taking forever.

Do you want this game to be easy to play, or do you want it to be inclusive?

Inclusive. 437 gender Guess Who?

Hours of endless fun.

Fun is not meant to suggest an enjoyable or pleasurable experience, but rather one that elicits a feeling of smug self-satisfaction about being on the right side of history, and a sense of superiority over others who are not as enlightened or evolved. 437 gender Guess Who?

can be found at your local Target or BDSM shop.

Batteries not included, except as an additional gender.

Honey, not curious.

Is it okay to stop playing?

I don't know.

I think it might be offensive.

Oh, great.

I just got an alert from the game company.

They discovered seven more genders, and they're sending the new pieces over tonight.

Yay.

I still can't wrap my head around this gender theory concept.

I'm going to show you a highly classified document.

It's the new Babylon Bee book, The Babylon Bee Guide to Gender.

It actually helps you choose your gender, gives you all kinds of ideas for your different pronouns, and it educates you on all 437 genders.

And they got stick figures.