Like, it doesn't matter which city and which park you go to.

You wake up, 6.30 in the morning.

You see about 250 old Asian people all doing this shit at the same time.

For like three hours.

Like, what the fuck are they doing?

And my dad was trying to explain to me.

He's like, "Oh, they warming up to do Tai Chi."

I'm like, for how long?

And ironically, Tai Chi is a warm-up in itself.

So they're warming up to warm up for nothing.

And I think to a lot of Americans, like, people think that Tai Chi is some, like, exotic Chinese secret, some oriental art.

No, Tai Chi is just exercise for people who are too old to exercise.

Let's not exoticize these things, you know?

It's actually super simple to do Tai Chi.

I went to the park, watched those old people for like an hour, and I learned how to do Tai Chi.

Very simple.

All you got to do is two things.

All you got to do to do Tai Chi is pretend you're wiping down a window and getting a blowjob at the same time.

You guys seem skeptical.

Allow me to demonstrate.

It's very simple.

All you got to do, you get in your little stance, right?

Okay?

And then you wipe down a window, and now you get a blowjob.

And then you lift her head up because you're a gentleman, you know?

That's Tai Chi.

Thank you.