Uh...Well, depends on the starting salary.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

You're funny. Have a seat.

Okay, shall we?

Alright, I just buttered her up.

Logic, confidence, you know what to do, right?

Yes, sir, I have all the answers right here.

The probability of achieving a successful interview with confidence is about 98 percent.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we've been working together on this all week.

Don't worry, we got this.

Alright, sounds like a plan.

Aroused? What the hell are you doing here?

Oh, I thought I was called in for something.

No, we don't need you here right now.

Oh, I see why.

No, no, get the hell out of here.

We need complete focus on this mission.

Okay, okay, damn.

Okay, where were we?

Wait, where did this confidence go?

I believe he went to the bathroom.

Damn, I love you.

We don't have time for breaks right now.

So, tell me about yourself.

Oh, okay, um, well, uh, I, uh, oh, oh, no, it's starting.

Logic, quit, do something.

Um, uh, well, I have worked at my last company for over four years.

I am proficient in Microsoft Word, Excel, and PowerPoint.

I am 30 years old, black, recently divorced.

What are you doing?

You sound so robotic.

This isn't a tech job.

You know I can't process my thoughts properly without emotional support.

I know, I know, we're just understaffed right now.

I can help.

Why are you still here?

Okay, stay.

Why don't you just stop standing there and help me?

Fine.

Um, how do you find yourself problem solving?

Oh, boy, I am a problem solving master.

I love problem solving.

Ever since I was born, I problem solve.

Whenever I see a problem, I solve it.

I'm like you, you got a problem, I'll solve it.

That's what I'm talking about.

I think you're giving her the magnifying glass.

Oh, Raph, if you do not leave, we're going to do a magnifying glass on you twice a week.

I've got to find this damn confidence.

Anxiety, I need you to cover for me.

Well, wait, wait, no, no, no, no, why me?

Because you're the only one on the clock for some reason.

I need to take a soul off today.

I'll be back, and whatever you do, don't let arouse distract you.

What do you think your strengths and weaknesses are when it comes to the workplace?

Okay, okay, well, I, um, okay, let's just keep this rudimentary.

Just follow this prompt word for word, and I think we can at least achieve a satisfactory result.

Um, so how do you want me to interpret this?

What do you mean?

Do you want this in order, up and down, left and right, just do it however you usually do it.

So, so you just want me to do it how I usually do it?

Yes, just do you, it's that simple.

Okay, but because last time you yelled at me, and we got into this huge argument.

You just stop over thinking.

I just want to make sure I'm doing this right.

Can you just hurry up?

He's looking like an idiot right now.

Okay, okay, okay, damn, stop yelling at me.

Um, I, I could be too good at Excel, I, I guess, or wait, wait, no, that, that's strength.

Um, I, hold on, what, what are you doing?

He's just babbling.

See, this is why we can never work together.

You are making this more complicated than it needs to be.

I'm just doing this as you ask.

Every time we work together, you're sniffing me.

I'm sorry, I'm trying to keep things simple for you.

One plus one equals two.

You're not even one of us, you're not an emotion.

Um.

Are you okay?

Do you need some water or something?

No, no, no, I'm good, I'm good, I'm, um.

No one likes you, no one likes you.

You should be in the operating department.

I'm still getting, why do we have to work together?

I'm back, I couldn't find him.

What did I miss?

So, I do want to let you know, we've had a lot of people apply for this position.

I've spoken to almost 45 applicants today alone.

I'm, I'm sorry, y'all.

Yeah, I'm sorry too.

Let's just take this L and move on.

I'm really not supposed to do this at this level of the interview process, but.

When can you start?

Sorry, I wouldn't have.

Get out of here!

Get the hell out of here, Confidence!

If you see a rival, tell them to get over here, we're celebrating!

I can start right away.

You've got the job.

What's your starting salary?

Why am I around?

I want to give a shout out to everyone who wanted a part two to my last video.

That video hit over a million views.

That's my first long form video that hit a million views.

So, thank you guys so much for that.

Like always, if you have any other ideas, please comment below.

And if I like it and it sparks interest, then I'm going to see what I can do.

And I'll give you guys a shout out if I make it.

Alright guys, take it easy.

Love y'all, bye.

Bye bye.

You're funny.

We need a funny guy around the office.

We need a little humor around the old office.

You're hired.