Boop.

Boop.

Boop.

Crowbar Jones!

Who's the bear that won't let you drown?

Crowbar Jones!

Ghost problem?

How about no problem?

There's Crowbar Jones!

Welcome to jail, Dr. Destructo.

Hope you brought a book, because you're gonna be here for a hundred years.

Dr. Destructo will see you again very soon.

Great work.

Ah, thank you, Captain.

If you keep this up, you will put everyone out of a job.

I may be a rookie cop, but I am hungry for justice.

A couple of the guys are going to Ice Cream Bar.

What does rookie say?

I wish I could go, but I got three things waiting for me back home.

My supermodel girlfriend, a delicious dinner, and my sweet guitar.

Sweetie, I'm home.

No girlfriend?

No dinner?

My tunes!

What?

No!

Huh?

A left sock?

Dr. Destructo told your girlfriend to leave, ate your dinner, and hates your guitar.

Sorry, not sorry.

No!

I've never been so upset in my entire life.

I've lost everything.

Ice Waiter thinks you've had enough apple juice.

I'll tell you when I've had enough apple juice!

But then something changed my life.

Joining the Super Spy Program.

Requirements?

Having lost everything.

Captain?

I want to join the Super Spy Program.

Okay, why not?

Huh?

What is this?

The process begins.

Combining new DNA.

Strength of tiger.

Eyes of eagle.

Brain of frog.

Congratulations.

I won't rest until the city is safe again from the clutches of Dr. Destructo.

Hooray.

Crowbar Jones and partner will do great out there.

Wait, partner?

Huh?

Sorry I'm late, Captain.

I got locked inside the bathroom again.

No way.

I work alone!

I don't need Rando over here slowing me down!

First of all, my name is Pando, and I also work alone.

Ice Cop likes Pando.

Ice Cop likes Jones.

Ice Cop loves togetherness.

Remember, with great power comes great car.

I'll drive!

What?

No!

I'm the cool one!

Oh boy, I can't wait to drive at a safe speed in this baby.

But first...

Want some water?

I always try to stay hydrated before every mission.

There's only one thing that can quench my thirst right now.

Revenge.

Aha!

Dr. Destructo's secret lair.

Great.

How are we going to get to the elevator without being detected by Destructo's army?

Who said anything about elevators, champ?

Hurry up, Pando!

I'm coming!

I'm coming!

Good thing I brought my grappling hook.

Made it.

Can I get a hand?

Fine, I guess.

Thanks.

So I was thinking, now we can find where he keeps his supercomputer and then download the computer virus.

Cool, right?

Not as cool as my fists!

That's a horrible idea.

Mine is the better way.

Nothing is better than my fists!

So you have arrived.

Dr. Destructo welcomes you both to your doom.

Pando!

No!

Stop!

Let go of me, you tin can!

Oh no!

What do I do?

You okay, Pando?

Wow!

That was amazing!

Thank you for saving me!

All in a day's work.

Behind you!

My system is now functioning without global malfunction.

Dr. Destructo was a robot?

That'll teach him to mess with me and my trusty partner.

Partner?

I like the sound of that, Officer Jones.

From now on, Pando, you can call me Robot Jones!

Crowbar Jones!

He's the master of every martial art known to man.

He is skilled in the art of stealth.

He punched a guy so hard once he sent him to space.

He is Crowbar Jones!

Robot snakes!

They're everywhere.

I'm gonna need you to break the metal door, Pando.

Don't worry.

I'll open the metal door with my laser app.

Oh no!

What's wrong, Pando?

Is the laser not working?

Worse.

My internet girlfriend just broke up with me.

Life is meaningless.

Don't worry.

I'll break the door.

Pow.

Come on, Pando.

We gotta save the world before it blows up.

This hurts a lot, but not as much as a broken heart.

We gotta stop them before they blow up the world.

We will stop them, but I gotta go to the bathroom.

Don't worry.

It won't take too long.

Ah, much better.

Now let's get those evildoers.

Crowbar Jones?

Oh, Pando.

It's been 40 years since I last saw you.

In a city consumed by crime...

Ah, help!

Only one bear has the power to bring order to chaos.

Ah-yah!

Crowbar Jones!

Bear-tropolis.

The year's 2034.

Crime is running rampant through the streets.

But what crime wasn't expecting was...

Crowbar Jones!

Ah-yah!

Congratulations, Crowbar Jones!

You've done it again!

Now the world is a safer place because of you, Chip-Chip Cheerio.

I'm just doing my job, sir.

Well, a job well done deserves recognition and a Medal of Awesomeness.

Also, your album went platinum while you were saving the world.

Ah, stop it.

This is too much.

I couldn't have done it without my trusty sidekick, Pando.

Oh, thank you, Mr. Crowbar.

Would either of you like a pickle?

Classic Pando.

Ah, you guys are the best.

It also makes me want to give you the keys to my Ferrari Turbo.

Ah, Mr. President, we just couldn't.

Wait a second.

President would never give out his Ferrari Turbo to anyone.

Who are you?

Where's the real president?

I knew it.

A danger bot.

What does this mean, Mr. Crowbar?

It means that the president has been kidnapped.

Meanwhile, back at the base.

Who kidnapped the president?

Could it have been Agent Cobra?

Maybe it was my old nemesis, Nefario Dawson.

Ah, it just doesn't make sense.

Have you found anything, Pando?

Not really.

The security camera didn't pick up anything unusual.

Wait a second.

Let me see the computer.

There.

Enhance.

Evil Robot Headquarters?

This goes deeper than I thought.

Come on, Pando.

Let's head to the lab.

Right behind you, Mr. Jones!

Ah!

Hello, Agent W.

I'm stuck, Crowbar!

Ah, Mr. Jones.

Late as usual.

Fashionably late, you mean?

No, not really.

All right, here you go.

No!

Ended up doing some modifications to the jetpack.

What's this weight for?

That's to maintain your totally sweet-ripped bod, my good man.

Good thinking, W.

I'll do a few thousand reps on my way there.

Better come back in one piece, you hear?

Of course.

I promised my girlfriend an ice cream date.

You're not coming back.

I just know it.

I hate you.

I love you.

I hate you.

I love you.

I hate you.

I love you.

I hate you.

I love you.

No!

Crowbar, help me!

I think something's wrong with my jetpack!

Get it together, Pando.

Now let's dive!

Seems like you made a new friend, Pando.

If only I knew how to swim!

We're here.

Okay, Pando, I gotta find some place to freshen up.

Oh, my phone got wet!

Evil robot spa.

Don't mind if I do.

Aw, yeah.

Check out those biceps.

Yeah, you know.

Crowbar Jones.

Now do me a little tiny favor and break it down.

So many choices.

Huh?

Hello?

Anyone there?

Hello, my friend.

I've been sent here to destroy you.

Oh, then allow me to introduce myself.

It can't be.

My name is Crowbar Jones.

And I'm the bear that's gonna bring you down.

Who sent you?

I won't ask you again, bro.

Um, I mean, ninja.

No, it can't be.

They're mixing ninja DNA with robot DNA.

That's just evil!

Not so fast!

You are in a world of trouble, buddy.

Pando!

That's right! Get ready to feel the true power of the Pando!

Whoa, Pando's infamous fireball kick.

Awesome move, Pando.

Yeah, totally meant to do that, so...

Let's take this ninja to Justicetown.

Zap, zap, short circuit.

Yeah!

Finally, the world is once again a safer place.

Thanks to you, Crowbar Jones.

Well, it's like I always say.

Saving the world is not a one-bear job.

Pando here is as big a hero as any one of us.

I owe you my life.

Oh, thank you, Grizz.

Oh, I mean Crowbar Jones.

No!

Pando, speak to me, buddy.

I feel so cold.

Don't go into the light, buddy.

You've got your whole life ahead of you.

In the words of the great poet, life is...

Shh!

Good night, sweet prince.

Go to sleep.

Pando!

Crowbar Jones!

Later.

Wow, being hydrated before a mission does feel good.

Told ya.

Now, who could that be?

Hey, little buddy.