What a scam!

You're so close!

Hey, we won!

Look at this, their signs aren't even real!

What the heck?

Ding internet!

Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man.

Hey, kid, what's going on? What's wrong?

If I don't have a steering wheel, I don't have a game. I'm gameless!

There's only one steering wheel in the whole internet, and we blew our chance to get it!

We blew it!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, calm down.

We came here to save your game, and that's what we're gonna do.

Right.

Okay?

Okay, yeah.

There you go.

Now look, all we gotta do is figure out a way to earn a little bit of moolah.

We're video game characters, Ralph. We don't have moolah.

Unless you can think of some magical way to get rich playing video games.

Wanna get rich playing video games?

Click right here to find out how.

Back off, papa.

Right this way, miss.

Dang papa pluckers.

Why's everybody gotta be so mean?

Thank goodness you're still here.

Me and my friend here, we got 24 hours to make $27,001 or she loses her game.

Yeah, can you please tell us how to get rich playing video games?

I, uh, you bet.

Uh, come on, click here and I'll take you to my website.

Oh!

Oh, you got a ample carriage there, buster.

Causing a little drag.

Sorry.

You're getting close to the edge.

Huh?

You see the, the edge?

The edge!

By the way, my name's J.P. Spamly.

And I'd like to welcome the both of you to the Spamly family.

All right, step into my parlor.

This is your website?

I know what you're thinking.

Not to worry, my anti-virus guy was just here.

Clean as a...

Oh my gosh, that's embarrassing.

Anyway, I know it's a bit of a mess.

Hey, Gordon!

But, uh, I do have a system here.

I really do.

If I can just find that...

Gordon!

I just gotta find this list.

Oh, there you are.

These guys are looking to get rich playing video games.

What do you, what do you got for them, partner?

Fish, Wife's, Amulet, Wizard Quest, $3.

Foxhole Hammer, Zombie Crusades, $5?

Now, those there are some of your more commonplace low-dollar items.

Can you back up a sec, Mr. Spamly?

Um, you're saying if we find the golden cleats from Pro League Soccer, we find those and bring them back here to you, then a human being in the real world can get rich playing video games?

Yes, ma'am.

Welcome to the exciting world of loot hunting.

Folks go into games, they harvest the most coveted items, and they sell them on my website to the highest bidder.

Uh-huh.

Okay, but here's the thing.

We need, like, a buttload of money, so do you have any more lucrative items, maybe?

Gordon!

Gordon!

Oh, there you are.

Thank you, buddy.

You're the best.

You're the best.

Thank you, buddy. You're such a nice guy.

Is $40,000 lucrative enough for you?

Whoa!

Whoa, it's more than enough.

Well, I got a guy in Des Moines, Iowa who will pay 40 grand for Shank's car from a game called Slaughter Race.

A racing game?

That's right.

Slaughter Race is the most popular online racing game out there.

However, it is wicked dangerous.

We ain't afraid of danger.

This kid's the best racer in the whole world.

We'll get you that car, no problemo.