Sweet.

Excellent question.

Yes, I am proud to be America's first straight female president.

Helen?

Wasn't I wearing a hat?

Yes.

Yes, you were.

Now, in conclusion, my administration will focus on the three R's.

Reading, writing, and refilling the ocean.

Thank you very much.

As you know, we've inherited quite a budget crunch from President Trump.

How bad is it, Secretary Van Houten?

We're broke.

The country is broke?

How can that be?

Well, remember when the last administration decided to invest in our nation's children?

Big mistake.

The balanced breakfast program just created a generation of ultra-strong super criminals.

And midnight basketball taught them to function without sleep.

What about my pledge to build the world's largest bookmobile?

Isn't there any money left for that?

No.

And we borrowed from every country in the world.

Quick, Lisa.

Call off your...

Bart!

Ow!

Watch the ponytail.

Let him up, please.

What are you doing here?

I knew you'd need some help keeping it real, so I figured I could be, like, your co-president.

Co-president?

Are you crazy?

Mom!

Lisa won't share!

Be nice to your brother, Lisa.

Don't you think we should wait for Lisa?

She is the president.

She knows what time dinner is.

Sorry I'm late.

I've been racking my brain trying to think of something to cut from the budget.

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