Seriously?

Yes, seriously.

I have a boyfriend.

Not what I asked.

Put the money in the bag.

I get it.

You saw me.

You were too nervous to talk to me, so you went home to grab a mask so you could talk to me.

But regardless, I have a boyfriend.

Do I look nervous to you?

I don't care if you have a boyfriend.

Put the money in the bag or I'll shoot.

Shoot what?

Shoot your shot?

No, I'll shoot the gun that's in my hand.

That's pathetic.

What are you doing?

Put your hands up!

Oh, what?

You want me to put my hands up so I can submit to you?

Uh, newsflash, bucko.

I only submit to my boyfriend, okay?

I have a boyfriend.

You know what?

Don't put your hands up.

Just open up the register.

Hey, girl!

Oh my gosh, how was Coachella?

Uh, honestly, so lame this year.

Really?

There's like nobody to see, honestly.

Ew, gross.

That's it right there! Give it to me!

Uh, excuse me.

Give you what?

She has a boyfriend. - Yeah.

Give me the money!

Oh, he's such a broke joke.

I know, right? He's been in here all night.

Can you just please tell her to give me the money?

That's all I'm asking.

Excuse me?

I have a boyfriend.

Thank you.

All right, girl. I'll see you soon, okay?

Bye, girl. Let me know if you're going out later, okay?

Look, in no way am I trying to hit on you.

Just please, just put the money in the bag and I'll be out of your way.

You'll never see me again.

Oh, so now you're playing hard to get, huh?

Just like every other guy?

Yeah?

You want me to chase after you, don't you?

Yeah?

I have a boyfriend.

Come out with your hands up.

We've got you surrounded.

I'm screwed.

Wow. Okay, so you got your friends to dress up like cops too and play along with this, huh?

Yeah?

Oh, okay.

I'm with him. I'm with him, everybody.

Should I put my hands up? Yes?

You want me to play along?

What do I do? What do I do?

I'll put my hands up. I'll play along, okay?

Woo! Look at us.

We're robbing a store, everybody.

You and me. We're Bonnie and Clyde, yeah?

All right. Give me this.

Woo! Okay.

Oh, look, everybody. I have a gun. All right.

Keep your hands where I can see them.

Don't touch me.

Yeah, she's dumb.

Don't move.

I have a boyfriend, okay?

Tell it to the judge.